34982 (38%) 56281 (62%)
34982 (38%) people have pressed this button, while 56281 (62%) did not.
End all of the worlds problems. (Famine, torture, poverty, disease, ect.)
but
You alone suffer all of them without death for all of eternity.
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DudeGuyGaming8 years ago
You become the next Jesus

Antichristlast year
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RavenGaming7 years ago
For fuck"s sake people. Have a heart. It is worth all the suffering for others. Be selfless for a fucking change.

SinonMercer7 years ago
I am being selfless. I don't want the world to be overpopulated.

Nightfury3309 years ago
Geez the world would be boring if I clicked it

DENGTY27 days ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Xcess10 years ago
For Markiplier

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago
I will do it for you Markiplier!!!!!!

James Schissler12 years ago
Make mankind aware of your sacrifice, everybody is eternally grateful and they won't do it again because they see all of the pain and agony embodied. Hopefully.

SoulFire3 years ago
Eventually you"d be forgotten as the times change
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DavidHarper7 years ago
Kill one to save 7bil that good I'm self less and faq you you 57% selfish bastards

Amazingduck7 years ago
Well, because you pressed it, that means I don’t have to, do not pressing it doesn’t make me a selfish bastard. Thanks :P

Raging Buffalo10 years ago
Why should 1 person suffer what is essentially hell for a bunch of strangers?

Isaacluna247 years ago
What about your family?

VoidMaster10 years ago
Markiplier did this one!

LuigiLover2210 years ago
Markiplier did this one

Alaska Monaco12 years ago
i am dean winchester

Rebeca Maldonado12 years ago
To save the world... I'll do so.

LEO_FOX2 years ago
Good thinking good sir
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Christiana Archer12 years ago
It'll be okay...I didn't press it and it's not selfish because everyone will die soon anyways.

Dhdj3 years ago
So their suffering doesn't matter since they'll die anyway? If so, neither should your suffering, right? So might as well make their lives better..?

Anastasia Rai12 years ago
Why the fuck not *12 seconds later* somebody kill me..please

Robert Matthews12 years ago
I'd be a jesus

Márk Anonim12 years ago
Hard to admit, but I am still too "human" and selfish for I won't press this button.

Anthony SC Cappel-West12 years ago
I think we know how Gandhi would have answered.

MrMinecraft121010 years ago
Nope.

SkyeBlue7 years ago
I DIDNT MEAN TO PRESS IT!

Monster409910 years ago
So basically your own personal hell

Not-trumplast year
i dont want to solve problems i want to cause them

Yossef10 years ago
Fuck off

Burstbusterz8 years ago
suffer from obesity and starvation at once? interesting

jarveline71910 years ago
Take on the world's burdens singlehandedly. That's damn heroic.

kath.dilemas9 years ago
My sacrifice would not be in vain

Danniboy12348 years ago
We only needed 1 person to press the button not 23792!

Amor por The Beatles.12 years ago
i dont think so (selfish mode one)

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
sorry if this is selfish, but if you become immortal, you are going to live an eternity longer than the rest of the human race, making your sacrifice in vane. Then you will be alone and suffering for eternity.

Daxyl4 years ago
Even ignoring the downside I wouldn't press the button. Humanity grows by triumphing over adversity. Without suffering we would stagnate and life would become meaningless.

69marianna693 years ago
agree

Matt the beast10 years ago
End of them means I CANT suffer them soooo...

Oxnerd9 years ago
fuck that

DavidRosky7 years ago
I pressed no because I'm not a liar! Or maybe I'm a selfish idiot... I don't know what I am.

Beringtord10 years ago
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

MatthewCooper8 years ago
The problems dont exist anymore and you become immortal Checkmate

Gorflop7 years ago
Think of one punch man- no problems=no true success

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Screw you, humanity.

MNITIMMY9 years ago
I'd rather not have a dildo in my butt forever.

dunnomaster100010 years ago
How are you going to feel the pain if it goes to a level beyond imagination ?

ghostrider10719 years ago
Its better to have yourself suffer than to see millions of others suffer

Rajvir3 years ago
No thank you, there"s a limit on my altruistic nature and this crosses it by a lot. That being said I'm sure a number will say yes, so I can just give this button to them. :D

oniongaming10 years ago
I would instantly die.

Jellax-Jedi8 years ago
Remember: I suffer for YOUR sins!

SmashBrosRulez11 years ago
I would do that for the people that have suffered.

UnitZulu6 years ago
Never said you couldn't kill yourself

The_CraftyPanda10 years ago
BE BRAVE

DarkOverlord28 years ago
I am not Markiplier, i am selfish, so I refuse

poopdb9 years ago
Tell my mom I love her.

Kittenlover1019 years ago
I will press the button if you didn't you are cruel

oldnotweak10 years ago
all of human suffering throughout human history couldn't compare to your endless immortal suffering so pushing the button is actually a stupid thing.

NeroAngeloM7 years ago
Anyone the press the button is just a self righteous piece of s*** which would never have done this for real

HouseElf10 years ago
Really? 64% did not press the button?
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