Will You Press The Button?

dragonman001last year

I impossibly give myself the ability to teleport

sheadeebuttah9 years ago

30 seconds is half of a minute. If I preform 9 million miricals, I loose 4500000 minutes. That is 3125 days. I loose 8.5 years for 9 million miricals. I think this button is a definite yes.

Hectorelchido5 years ago

i dont care

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Emeraldking90009 years ago

30 seconds? The internet take 9 hours of my life already!

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

pfft

Phacey4 years ago

The impossible includes magically adding 30 seconds to my life

Derpyjeje8 years ago

30 sec. What will that do?

Hectorelchido5 years ago

dependa how many times u used it

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hollyskyes9 years ago

pfft who cares about my lifespan? i can make it so there's a new version of homestuck with me in it!

Charlie Banks12 years ago

I can create a youth potion .-.

RavenN4 years ago

Or just make yourself immortal?

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LyraBon9 years ago

So would you say in this situation, to not lose 30 seconds of my life would be impossible. Oh, it just so happens I have the ability to make the impossible happen.

Overcharge10019 years ago

Help I have lost 30 seconds of my life and have became a dragon (only if...)

Watermelonman8 years ago

So, 1 minute = 2 miracles, 1 hour = 120 miracles, 12 hours = 1440 miracles, one day = 2880 miracles, one year = 1"051"200 miracles, 80 years are 84"096"000 so average life is worth over 84 million miracles

Xxjokovic7 years ago

Who guarantee that you r not going to die for the next few minutes? Heart attack? Checked. Bricks flying out of nowhere? Checked. Chocked by your own bitten tongue? Checked.

guapakit8 years ago

30 seconds down the drain. At least global warming is not happening!

DeltaTheSnivy8 years ago

30 seconds.... Wow days a lot of time- no I don't care about 30 seconds. Even if you abuse the system, It won't do much, also get some youth potion

Mattirro9 years ago

Create immortality elixir and drink it. Infinite possibilities

Watermelonman7 years ago

ThisIsMyPassword, you could instead just... You know... Create earth again, using the wishes?

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William Cusick12 years ago

Do you know how little 30 seconds is in exchange for miracles?!?

Hectorelchido5 years ago

You can do the impossible

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Menkind9 years ago

The ability to make basketball fun? (no hard feelings plz)

jessever9 years ago

and everytime you smoke 15 seconds of your live is taken

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

11 minutes.

Emily_paris_117 years ago

1000000 miricals later.... JESUS CRIST I ONLY HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT IN ME... *adds 50 years on life* ok I'm better now

Fongle458 years ago

Immortality

Madison Rose12 years ago

so I cure cancer and there goes 30 seconds. seems fair

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

Just a useless reply so you don't have to see the other dumb reply

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yofacegamer8 years ago

First thing I would do- become immortal

MusicPhan8 years ago

Cure cancer Cure world povety Slow down the world population Become a waterbender 2 mins taken off my life

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

ERROR 404 : DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND

Cat-bug189 years ago

I would just hope the power wouldn't get into the wrong hands. XD

Sansy boy069 years ago

#CURECANCERFOR30SECONDSOFYOURLIFE

_dolphinatley_9 years ago

Youth potion, fictional characters, cloning. . . . FANGIRLS RULE DE EARTH

BobEatsPoopies9 years ago

#curecancerfor30seconds

wolfking7079 years ago

If its for a good cause or for me

Abel Ironsides12 years ago

Downside? I create life extending potions and the ability to teleport wherever I want to.

Huzeyfe Comce12 years ago

Paradox: I use my anti-impossibility ability to never die.

Angel Lewis12 years ago

I can turn into a Pegasus Pony and teleport to Equestria

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns7 years ago

#storyofmylife but with unicorns

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Axtion Bastrd12 years ago

loopholes!

Torben Nodop12 years ago

30 seconds. Wow... and btw, you could make it happen that you dont lose 30 seconds, as you can make the impossible happen.

Emma Malcolm12 years ago

"Make the impossible happen" (increase my lifespan maybe?)

Trevor Foley12 years ago

then i can make myself be young and youthful for 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 centuries BAM

TheBoxThinker8 years ago

I can make myself immortal. Voila.

Miku fan9 years ago

so me getting a girlfriend

marko058 years ago

ill just prevent my death

Damaramegido10 years ago

I can't press it to be honest. time is a precious thing. don't mess with it..

SelfAboutMadIsHere4 years ago

rookie numbers

EmoPanda9 years ago

I can start the lazarous effect.

WockyTocky7 years ago

No downside😂😂😂

kidsheldon9 years ago

I can set my lifespan to, I dunno, 1 trillion years, which is impossible. Heck, I can change this button if I wanted to. This button is OP.

kitchen_sink448 years ago

30 seconds? Really? It"s like the lenght of using the bathroom Hell yea i'll do it

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