You can have sex with anyone you want
but
Nicholas Cage will also watch you 2 feet away
I will not


Blaire-Dawson28 minutes ago
"I call it sex...rhymes with grug"

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
I don’t like sex I just want to meet Nick Cage

Lang1010 years ago
blind him end of story

quad S9 years ago
It says he has to watch. You cant go around that.

bilbo baggins9 years ago
im 11... im scared

FrankOcean3 months ago
Bros 20 now
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reasonswhy9 years ago
what if its Nicholas cage, PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!

Rexatron20057 years ago
Did you just call it a dingding?
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ApertureSci9877 years ago
I don't see a downside

Crapboy1238 years ago
go under the covers

Zilverwingz10 years ago
why did the majority see noting wrong with this??

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago
It's not that bad. Eventually someone is gonna find out. Might as well be Nick Cage
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Mudkipz10 years ago
why do i give a damn if nic cage watching im still getting some

Manuel2255999 years ago
See his face while he's watchimg me... can't stop laughing xD funniest sex ever

Hallie Condensation Lafon12 years ago
Fuck, he can watch for all I care.

urmomxd8 years ago
No way. That dude is creepy.
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Dakp177 years ago
What the hell is this

imavirginnn4 years ago
a button

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
ahehehehehem doesn't matter had sex

David Octogonopus12 years ago
What if you want to have sex with him? What happens then? A clone of him watches you, or something?

spr_mystery_man7 years ago
groundhog day happens.
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Nightkilla9 years ago
So, like I can be Donald Trump for real? Wait, no, I just have to build a wall between me and Nicholas Cage. Wait, is Cage mexica?

Link_Master7 years ago
Yes now i can have sex with anyone

Link_Master7 years ago
btw im 12

Julian_Frost7 years ago
What if I want to have sex with nich cage, so will there be another nich cage watching?

PokerfaceCat8 years ago
What if I have sex with Nicholas Cage?

Murderouspikachu7 years ago
What if he"s homophobic
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AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago
You can but that doesn't mean it"s always legal.

Yehboi9 years ago
hell yeah

panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago
Cover his eyes with something and make it so he cant hear

herpes dispenser9 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

SF-A2 Miki9 years ago
Umm there are kids on this website you know

Thisisanobnioxiouslongusernameandyoucandonothingaboutthematter8 years ago
Umm we dont give a shit

Aikka10 years ago
No1 cares if hes waching

kiekill1910 years ago
2 feet away over the wall

Blahgirlson10 years ago
No press.

Ward Schepers12 years ago
100% worth

Eugenio Trotta12 years ago
Oh well, there are worse things than being watched by Nicolas Cage while having sex.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
Like Nicolas Cage starring in a movie about you having sex?

TOOLAZYTOOGETAGOODNAMEANDTOOLAZYTOOSPELLTHISRIGHT8 years ago
JUST DO IT BEHIND A WALL/SMALL ROOM. HE CAN'T SEE THROUGH WALLS

dankmemes1018 years ago
Then he wouldn't be able to watch if he can't see

Arotracelast year
Asexual moment

tonyyoung9 years ago
What? Why him? XDDDDD

Yeetaleet56343 years ago
I'll knock him out first.

demdogehands9 years ago
just kill him with a knife...

AngelFox7 years ago
Im only 12...

greaterfiend10 years ago
This one would be good for some girls.

TruePicoSohn8 years ago
fuck his wife ;)

Blackcat138 years ago
Hi the hell are you why are you in my house (gun shot turns lights on) (upon seeing ho it is I shot i don’t give a disk and go back to sex after dragging the little shit out of my house)

Blackcat138 years ago
Fuck not disk

Chance Finch12 years ago
Sweet

AuraOblivion 9 years ago
Complete darkness

PizzaBlast4 years ago
Yay I can meet nicolas cage

elhamisawesome9 years ago
i want to have sex real bad

FrankOcean3 months ago
He has to wear a ghost rider costume though

A strange person9 years ago
You don't say ?

ottertheplush5 years ago
Downside?

Demon19878 years ago
Who is Nicholas Cage, also as long he doesn't intervene in any way I won't kill it

NoahGriswold8 years ago
look it up

Murderouspikachu7 years ago
What if he"s telling you and person B what to do thou?

JustinNicholson8 years ago
I see no downside to this...

TilK3 years ago
Where is the downside?

Wolfpaw1749 years ago
Curtians
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