Will You Press The Button?

You can have sex with anyone you want

but

Nicholas Cage will also watch you 2 feet away

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Blaire-Dawson30 days ago

"I call it sex...rhymes with grug"

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

I don’t like sex I just want to meet Nick Cage

Lang1010 years ago

blind him end of story

quad S9 years ago

It says he has to watch. You cant go around that.

bilbo baggins9 years ago

im 11... im scared

FrankOcean4 months ago

Bros 20 now

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reasonswhy10 years ago

what if its Nicholas cage, PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!

Rexatron20057 years ago

Did you just call it a dingding?

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ApertureSci9877 years ago

I don't see a downside

Crapboy1238 years ago

go under the covers

Zilverwingz10 years ago

why did the majority see noting wrong with this??

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago

It's not that bad. Eventually someone is gonna find out. Might as well be Nick Cage

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Mudkipz10 years ago

why do i give a damn if nic cage watching im still getting some

Manuel2255999 years ago

See his face while he's watchimg me... can't stop laughing xD funniest sex ever

Hallie Condensation Lafon12 years ago

Fuck, he can watch for all I care.

urmomxd8 years ago

No way. That dude is creepy.

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Dakp177 years ago

What the hell is this

imavirginnn4 years ago

a button

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

ahehehehehem doesn't matter had sex

David Octogonopus12 years ago

What if you want to have sex with him? What happens then? A clone of him watches you, or something?

spr_mystery_man7 years ago

groundhog day happens.

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Nightkilla9 years ago

So, like I can be Donald Trump for real? Wait, no, I just have to build a wall between me and Nicholas Cage. Wait, is Cage mexica?

Link_Master7 years ago

Yes now i can have sex with anyone

Link_Master7 years ago

btw im 12

Julian_Frost7 years ago

What if I want to have sex with nich cage, so will there be another nich cage watching?

PokerfaceCat8 years ago

What if I have sex with Nicholas Cage?

Murderouspikachu7 years ago

What if he"s homophobic

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AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago

You can but that doesn't mean it"s always legal.

Yehboi9 years ago

hell yeah

GirlyLogic12349 years ago

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panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago

Cover his eyes with something and make it so he cant hear

herpes dispenser9 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

SF-A2 Miki9 years ago

Umm there are kids on this website you know

Thisisanobnioxiouslongusernameandyoucandonothingaboutthematter8 years ago

Umm we dont give a shit

Aikka10 years ago

No1 cares if hes waching

kiekill1910 years ago

2 feet away over the wall

Blahgirlson11 years ago

No press.

Ward Schepers12 years ago

100% worth

Eugenio Trotta12 years ago

Oh well, there are worse things than being watched by Nicolas Cage while having sex.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

Like Nicolas Cage starring in a movie about you having sex?

Yeetyeet8 years ago

60% of you guys are peeves

Anders Lisborg Simonsen12 years ago

Rape the ugliest person alive *Comence Counter-Troll*

skigma4 months ago

downside??

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

nic cage makes this all the better

Beneb5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

JayThePotatoLord10 years ago

Wait....what if you want to have sex with Nick Cage?...LOOOOOPPPPHOOOLEEE

DerpuDoge10 years ago

There will be a clone

Starsailor833 years ago

I choose Nicholas Cage!!! Hahaha loophole

MonsterWAR2349 years ago

I will kill the guy and do my thing.

JJake11247 years ago

J o i n i n xD

timelordjohn10 years ago

What if for some reason I wanted to have sex with nick cage? Then there would be two of him. That would be double annoying

RiceManiac8 years ago

How the fuck will he be two feet away, if we"re having sex?

runegod2710 years ago

I see no downside. Maybe he will film and I will be porn star.

Jtrad_249 years ago

what if i wanna have sex with Nicholas Cage

cookiecat2313 years ago

win win

Unicorn58269 years ago

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Awwad4 years ago

So random, i love it

natsu.dragneel10 years ago

Its basically a porno but not on video

James Hungdaddy Booker12 years ago

Just put his face behind a sheet of paper

Silent_samurai7 years ago

Has sex with Nicholas cage* Umm why are there two nicolas cages??

Occult_Nightingale10 years ago

What if I want to have sex with Nicolas Cage?

Derpyjeje8 years ago

So what"s the problem with that? I don't care if he watching

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