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You become an Immortal God, and lead warriors on crusades through the galaxy
but
Your son will strike you down, and you will be in a catatonic state for ten thousand years
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JaxDaFurry3125lol6 months ago
then i'd just kill my son (if i had one)

thereal_lemon3 years ago
Dont have a son. Simple

ihazbucket9 years ago
so basically Anakin Skywalker simulator 2016

HPotter138 years ago
Luke didnt kill him you know nothing
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OguzhanYigit8 years ago
Feel the hatred of ten thousand years!

AssHar8 years ago
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

cheesegal9 years ago
I'd just prefer a normal happy life with kind non-murderous children :)

MegaSpeedTrap7 years ago
What if you have murderous children anyway?

Blaiz_9 years ago
Kill all your sons or else dont have children

JupiterBrown8 years ago
I see you are taking the Kronos approach.

AssassinDoge9 years ago
I dont even have a son so...

LindaJones8 years ago
same

Patrick Turner12 years ago
your immortal ten thousand years is nothing. i would give the kid the bat and say have at it

omenofdeath9 years ago
Basically you are the god emperor. still gunna do it.

Mikołaj Ściobłowski12 years ago
have a daughter then

Awkward1017 years ago
Lol
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Justin Magoffin12 years ago
I love Warhammer XD

Anime247 years ago
Me too. Tyranids for the win

Sebastian Alexander Zupeuc12 years ago
Nope, don't wanna be the Emporer of Warhammer 40K

Anime247 years ago
You will fall before the tyranids

Shana Beals12 years ago
Well, you could just not have a son for a REALLY long time, if you actually need to have one.

Kyle Hamilton12 years ago
never have a son so i can always be a immortal god and 10000 is nothing for a immortal

Ians_Insane8 years ago
I'm the Emperor for 40k

TigerKingTundralast year
Is this Greek Mythology?

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
Okay, just shoot for a daughter and if you have a son, he'll have an "unfortunate accident" at a young age.

DavitoSiechay7 years ago
I'ma never have children and kill all boy children for all enternity lol jk

Nod_Lucario9 years ago
WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!!!

Evil_J4 years ago
Oh but just wait for my vengeance

BOBBOBMO9 years ago
So, 10,000 years is like 10 minutes if you're immortal.

Gum100ranger7 years ago
I bet some immortals have hangovers that last longer than ten thousand years. So Hit with the bat I"just take a cat nap, thanks son.

rumblebee89810 years ago
just dont have kids or just have a daughter instead

Picpoc8 years ago
So darth vader?

TeamKobus28 years ago
No.. he wasn't immortal

Crusader21138 years ago
Condom

Reid Shoemaker12 years ago
haha thor

NEONNUCLEUS9 years ago
NO KIDS

jamesforem5 years ago
I don't have a son :)

Peter Pourier12 years ago
FOR THE ME!

Don't touch me9 years ago
Sorry I don't have a son

PapaJohn7 years ago
You are a god, you can do anything=>no fucking downside

Helpless9 years ago
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Noneofyour-Business8 years ago
Kill any male kids you have at birth.

the windowsnerd9 years ago
LOOPHOLE:what if u no has wife and dont adopt a kid

Wolfie-Insanity7 years ago
My son is a precious deer boi tho... he wouldn't do this... Right?

anonymousneon9 years ago
Never have kids

therealobama3 years ago
nah

Panifex8 years ago
I don't have a son

Joworaka10 years ago
I HAVE NO SON!!!!

cwell1158 years ago
I got no son

TheKrakenLord4 years ago
When I'm Asexual and Aromantic 👁👄👁

mosley9 years ago
So I Darth Vader.

Well Im just a random dude9 years ago
it says your imkortal and why dont u just kill ur son

CorpseEmpress6 years ago
That"s a low blow man.

#thug life9 years ago
I dont have a son....im 9 I dont have a brother I have a sister that 19nyears old

HannahKelly8 years ago
A few loopholes here, you could just not have children or only have daughters and if you"re immortal time isn't of much consequence

Bintang Buana12 years ago
just like.... never mind

someoneasking7 years ago
"TEN THOUSAND YEARS can give you such a crick in the neck!"

Herpaderp209 9 years ago
*is never going to have kids so mashes button*

Somebodyonline8 years ago
So I'm the God Emperor? Sure why not

Rocky0110 months ago
So use condoms, simple as fuck
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