Well, you could just not have a son for a REALLY long time, if you actually need to have one.
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Kyle Hamilton12 years ago
never have a son so i can always be a immortal god and 10000 is nothing for a immortal
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Ians_Insane8 years ago
I'm the Emperor for 40k
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TigerKingTundralast year
Is this Greek Mythology?
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BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
Okay, just shoot for a daughter and if you have a son, he'll have an "unfortunate accident" at a young age.
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DavitoSiechay7 years ago
I'ma never have children and kill all boy children for all enternity lol jk
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Nod_Lucario9 years ago
WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!!!
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Evil_J4 years ago
Oh but just wait for my vengeance
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BOBBOBMO9 years ago
So, 10,000 years is like 10 minutes if you're immortal.
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Gum100ranger7 years ago
I bet some immortals have hangovers that last longer than ten thousand years. So Hit with the bat I"just take a cat nap, thanks son.
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rumblebee89810 years ago
just dont have kids or just have a daughter instead
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Picpoc8 years ago
So darth vader?
TeamKobus28 years ago
No.. he wasn't immortal
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Crusader21138 years ago
Condom
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Reid Shoemaker12 years ago
haha thor
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NEONNUCLEUS9 years ago
NO KIDS
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jamesforem5 years ago
I don't have a son :)
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Peter Pourier12 years ago
FOR THE ME!
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Don't touch me9 years ago
Sorry I don't have a son
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PapaJohn7 years ago
You are a god, you can do anything=>no fucking downside
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Helpless9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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Noneofyour-Business8 years ago
Kill any male kids you have at birth.
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the windowsnerd9 years ago
LOOPHOLE:what if u no has wife and dont adopt a kid
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Wolfie-Insanity7 years ago
My son is a precious deer boi tho... he wouldn't do this... Right?
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anonymousneon9 years ago
Never have kids
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therealobama3 years ago
nah
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Panifex8 years ago
I don't have a son
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Joworaka10 years ago
I HAVE NO SON!!!!
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cwell1158 years ago
I got no son
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TheKrakenLord4 years ago
When I'm Asexual and Aromantic 👁👄👁
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mosley9 years ago
So I Darth Vader.
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Well Im just a random dude9 years ago
it says your imkortal and why dont u just kill ur son
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CorpseEmpress6 years ago
That"s a low blow man.
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#thug life9 years ago
I dont have a son....im 9 I dont have a brother I have a sister that 19nyears old
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HannahKelly8 years ago
A few loopholes here, you could just not have children or only have daughters and if you"re immortal time isn't of much consequence
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Bintang Buana12 years ago
just like.... never mind
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someoneasking7 years ago
"TEN THOUSAND YEARS can give you such a crick in the neck!"
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