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You become an Immortal God, and lead warriors on crusades through the galaxy

but

Your son will strike you down, and you will be in a catatonic state for ten thousand years

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JaxDaFurry3125lol8 months ago

then i'd just kill my son (if i had one)

thereal_lemon3 years ago

Dont have a son. Simple

ihazbucket10 years ago

so basically Anakin Skywalker simulator 2016

HPotter138 years ago

Luke didnt kill him you know nothing

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OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Feel the hatred of ten thousand years!

AssHar8 years ago

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

cheesegal9 years ago

I'd just prefer a normal happy life with kind non-murderous children :)

MegaSpeedTrap7 years ago

What if you have murderous children anyway?

Blaiz_9 years ago

Kill all your sons or else dont have children

JupiterBrown8 years ago

I see you are taking the Kronos approach.

AssassinDoge10 years ago

I dont even have a son so...

LindaJones8 years ago

same

Patrick Turner12 years ago

your immortal ten thousand years is nothing. i would give the kid the bat and say have at it

omenofdeath9 years ago

Basically you are the god emperor. still gunna do it.

MikoÅ‚aj ÅšciobÅ‚owski12 years ago

have a daughter then

Awkward1017 years ago

Lol

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Justin Magoffin12 years ago

I love Warhammer XD

Anime247 years ago

Me too. Tyranids for the win

Sebastian Alexander Zupeuc12 years ago

Nope, don't wanna be the Emporer of Warhammer 40K

Anime247 years ago

You will fall before the tyranids

Shana Beals12 years ago

Well, you could just not have a son for a REALLY long time, if you actually need to have one.

Kyle Hamilton12 years ago

never have a son so i can always be a immortal god and 10000 is nothing for a immortal

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

You would loose everyone I think

Ash998 years ago

That means I have a kid. No thanks.

Aucht Smith12 years ago

I would be proud of my son!

Firemaster9 years ago

This question just sucks

Archer6348 years ago

What if I don't have kids?

CyberSaurian11 months ago

Lol I love Warhammer 40k. Especially the Tyranids

RainBro9 years ago

I'm thinking Star Wars or War Hammer. Even still... there are loopholes around this. Still an interesting scenario.

MoistTyrone7 years ago

Asss

Blademan10 years ago

I don't even have a kid

CooledItLongAgo4 years ago

kill them all and make it over but better

kristoph8 years ago

do only i see warhammer 40k hir i still gona teak it

WTFcomment10 years ago

I'll be back he won't death is but a door time is like a window I'll be back

LindaJones8 years ago

I WON'T HAVE A SON EASY

Gcoop9 years ago

I hate the idea of immortality

fabulouslyWiccan8 years ago

Imortality is a curse

Notwhat ItSeems12 years ago

10.000 years will pass and my vengeance will burn!

Kajalaka9 years ago

Have no children, problem solved?

Datgoose5 years ago

The last button I had was a box o puppy’s but you can have CHILDREN sooooooo... does that apply???

Idkpython8 years ago

Dont have a son

Candyprincess9 years ago

Dont have kids then

Tokimi6 years ago

No son, no trouble

VeryLargeShoes10 years ago

if ur immortal that time is nothing. and I would give my son a smack afterwards

tyty266262626662last year

I can kill my children. XD

Ninja baboon9 years ago

Condoms? Anyone?

razzer_1207 years ago

If you are a god can't you time travel?

Chrono10 years ago

Bert the belt kkkkkkkkkkk

apersonthingy8 years ago

I'm immortal, but I'm not?

Epicloler228 years ago

Who says you have to have a son

rumblebee89810 years ago

just dont have kids or just have a daughter instead

Mikasa9 years ago

What if i have a daughter?

DARK_KING4 years ago

Guess ill use condom

Sohade9 years ago

Sounds like god of war,except you can't die.

Snowfrost9189 years ago

Don't have a son then...

3ogdy5 years ago

Don't have a son, then.

kawaikittykat10 years ago

HECK YEAHHHHHH

The_Slytherin_Seeker8 years ago

Just dont have kids

Tom Baker12 years ago

FOR THE EMPEROR

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