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You become an Immortal God, and lead warriors on crusades through the galaxy

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Your son will strike you down, and you will be in a catatonic state for ten thousand years

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JaxDaFurry3125lol 2 years ago

then i'd just kill my son (if i had one)

thereal_lemon 4 years ago

Dont have a son. Simple

ihazbucket 11 years ago

so basically Anakin Skywalker simulator 2016

HPotter13 10 years ago

Luke didnt kill him you know nothing

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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

Feel the hatred of ten thousand years!

AssHar 9 years ago

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

cheesegal 11 years ago

I'd just prefer a normal happy life with kind non-murderous children :)

MegaSpeedTrap 8 years ago

What if you have murderous children anyway?

Blaiz_ 11 years ago

Kill all your sons or else dont have children

JupiterBrown 10 years ago

I see you are taking the Kronos approach.

AssassinDoge 11 years ago

I dont even have a son so...

LindaJones 10 years ago

same

Patrick Turner 13 years ago

your immortal ten thousand years is nothing. i would give the kid the bat and say have at it

omenofdeath 11 years ago

Basically you are the god emperor. still gunna do it.

MikoÅ‚aj ÅšciobÅ‚owski 13 years ago

have a daughter then

Awkward101 8 years ago

Lol

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Justin Magoffin 13 years ago

I love Warhammer XD

Anime24 8 years ago

Me too. Tyranids for the win

Sebastian Alexander Zupeuc 13 years ago

Nope, don't wanna be the Emporer of Warhammer 40K

Anime24 8 years ago

You will fall before the tyranids

Shana Beals 13 years ago

Well, you could just not have a son for a REALLY long time, if you actually need to have one.

Kyle Hamilton 13 years ago

never have a son so i can always be a immortal god and 10000 is nothing for a immortal

DARK_KING 6 years ago

Guess ill use condom

Sohade 11 years ago

Sounds like god of war,except you can't die.

Epicloler22 9 years ago

Who says you have to have a son

rumblebee898 11 years ago

just dont have kids or just have a daughter instead

Mikasa 10 years ago

What if i have a daughter?

The_Slytherin_Seeker 9 years ago

Just dont have kids

Tom Baker 13 years ago

FOR THE EMPEROR

Snowfrost918 10 years ago

Don't have a son then...

3ogdy 7 years ago

Don't have a son, then.

kawaikittykat 11 years ago

HECK YEAHHHHHH

ShinyCupcakeLugia10 10 years ago

I don't have a son GET REKT

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

So I'm sorta like Zeus?

AliDaBoss 11 years ago

Then I won't have a son simple

sonhol 9 years ago

what if i dont get a son ;) diden`t think of that huh?

SwissCheez 9 years ago

Flaw here is...your immortal....that means ya can’t die....sooo how did my son kill me?

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BobMaester 10 years ago

Fun while it lasted

Rainetheinvisibleone 5 years ago

Time for gold and sparkles

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago

Sounds like ripoff of star wars.

Anime24 8 years ago

I agree with pugations

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Donald trump will kill humanity 10 years ago

Well if ill be nice to my son he wont do that

BreakfastFork 6 years ago

Immortality is always an L.

faculusc 11 years ago

and if i dont have a kide or kill him

Panifex 9 years ago

What if I don't have a son?

JTF 12 years ago

soooo, Kronos from Greek mythology?

CorpseEmpress 7 years ago

Ouch.

Wafflez R Life 11 years ago

Why not? If I have a son I'll just get an abortion

Dick-Theria 9 years ago

I'm Imomortal... Then i can't die, right?

Pandaman ThePandah 13 years ago

Never have a son.

Yuricchi 10 years ago

Ten thousand years mean nuthing for an immortal

Nod_Lucario 11 years ago

WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!!!

Ians_Insane 10 years ago

I'm the Emperor for 40k

TigerKingTundra 2 years ago

Is this Greek Mythology?

BlazingBlaziken 11 years ago

Okay, just shoot for a daughter and if you have a son, he'll have an "unfortunate accident" at a young age.

DavitoSiechay 9 years ago

I'ma never have children and kill all boy children for all enternity lol jk

Picpoc 10 years ago

So darth vader?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

No.. he wasn't immortal

Evil_J 5 years ago

Oh but just wait for my vengeance

BOBBOBMO 11 years ago

So, 10,000 years is like 10 minutes if you're immortal.

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