Will You Press The Button?

Watermelonman 10 years ago

A cage match against chuck norris? He wins before the match even starts... Actually, he defeated me in a card game yesterday. We didnt even play it. So, if he fights me... He doesnt even have to be there. He wins automatically and i will be hit so hard, i ... [Show full comment]

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Well, maybe it"s worth "having" trump, to throw him off his own wall

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Bobbi Jean Keeler 13 years ago

No one said I had to win the cage match...

ryanpkmc 5 years ago

i was going to say that

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LogicWizard314 10 years ago

You mean I can get my ass kicked by THE Chuck Norris?!!! I " M N O T W O R T H Y ! ! ! ! ! I " M N O T W O R T Y H ! ! ! ! ! I " M N O T W O R T H Y ! ! ! ! !

koayousei 10 years ago

instant surrender

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Too late. He kils you even before you get a chance to do anything.

Bryse Myst 11 years ago

Ummm... If you can have any woman/man, you could have Chuck Norris too, so???

Thepoint 11 years ago

Ur merm

ava_the_bear 9 years ago

Just do the fight but surrender after 2 seconds

Migdin1 8 years ago

I dont usually compliment people but okay i guess i'll stop

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Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Didn't say how many walls the cage has.

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

That implies that I survived the cage match, and can still get the girl. So... Heck Yeah! I'm in!

The Dark Button!!! 10 years ago

Chuck Norris can be killed. Just ask Mr. Rogers to help you.

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Chuck norris could run so fast, he could run around the planet and kick himself from behind. But chuck norris would see it coming.

jonetekaavii 11 years ago

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child, once in Hiroshima, and once in Nagasaki

Migdin1 9 years ago

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Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

He's like 70

jimmymacelroy 9 years ago

Thepoint clearly you"re very mature

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Gokuskid 9 years ago

I'll be ded now xd

Ninjacat100 9 years ago

Cage match............of chess?

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Well, you probably will still get your ass beaten from the match.

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The_Dog 9 years ago

I can forfeit right when it starts

ShadyahWilliams 9 years ago

I GOT THIS I GOT THIS!*gets roundhouse kicked*

Coaster 10 years ago

Round 1... FIGHT!!! I SURRENDER!!!!!!!1!!!ONE

KCH 10 years ago

Possible death what the heck?!

Migdin1 9 years ago

Not possible, guaranted death

Ninjapuff220 10 years ago

Who is Chuck Norris anyway? Oh well I can just throw in the towel when the match is 1 swcond in. It never said I had to win! LOL

Migdin1 10 years ago

Chuck Norris doesnt need 1 second to win, when you walk in your already dead

Roxy2445 10 years ago

u might not even live after that so its pointless

Roxy2445 10 years ago

die for love? what is wrong with u!

The Nightingjay 10 years ago

Basically, die happy right now.

deer/fox 10 years ago

VXII Iis right, I would just run in circles tell the times out...

Migdin1 10 years ago

Whoare you talking to?? You kniw you can press the reply button to reply....

Certesis 10 years ago

Just tap out as soon as it starts lmfao

Wolfslayer42 10 years ago

Easy, drop like a rock and you lose, therefore you were still in a cage fight.

PigHero 10 years ago

im sux at fighthing

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM8 10 years ago

...No?

Myth Plays 10 years ago

Pretty selfish, so nope.

Migdin1 10 years ago

You arent selfish to not want to die.

Wackywoo 11 years ago

Chuck Norris wouldn't even fight me, his beard alone would whoop me!

Migdin1 10 years ago

His eyes would stare a hole through your body.

Lycan_Jedi 11 years ago

No thanks I choose life.

Migdin1 10 years ago

*live

blizzard 11 years ago

I press the button and I abandonne

blizzard 11 years ago

I press the button and I abandonne

Seeker10234 11 years ago

Doesn't say you have to win and doesn't say anyone has to die or be horribly wounded

Geopower 11 years ago

I value my life, thank you very much.

Brady the awesome guy 11 years ago

I'll just surrender to chuck Norris and beg him for mercy and if he does show me mercy I'll go get the woman I want

Jesse A. 11 years ago

It basically just said to get the women you want, you have to get killed.

Migdin1 10 years ago

Death= Love....

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc 11 years ago

I don't want a man or a woman, i'm a child

Steph Wallace 13 years ago

make chuck norris fall deeply in love with me.

the_NON_button_presser 5 years ago

What.

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Jon C Crews 13 years ago

surrender immediately :D

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Chuck kill you without even touching you - so you don't have enough time to surrender. Also, if the rulebook says you win no matter what happens, chuck norris is still the winner. He can kill you within -20 seconds