I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans, then make you paste into a certain amount of comments. I have rand out of tolerance w...[Show full comment]
controlling everything means i can make myself feel happy
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BlackCatCZ8 years ago
Isn't that how afterlife works?
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Kawaii_weirdo158 years ago
That isn't any funny
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Professor Nathan the first9 years ago
Can't I just asked for the feeling of pleasure?
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Domonick3 years ago
What if my heaven is that everyone will be happy
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tehhypergamer9 years ago
If you cant feel pleasure or be happy with anything then thst defeats the purpose!
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Yeeter_McSkeeter5 years ago
I would control my self to feel that stuf
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Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
There is an easy loophole. Wish for happiness.
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ValerieParker7 years ago
Being able to feel pleasure would be part of my own personal heaven. Therefore, you supposed proposed personal heaven can no exist. So, ahem, no.
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abcdef9 years ago
but then its not heaven?
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Milkshake10 years ago
Rixo22 you are so right
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doomyz9 years ago
Actually people in afterlife actually have a private heaven and control over time and space
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JESUS_RULESlast year
Lol that's not heaven
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Edain Rogers12 years ago
So basically, we'd be like Castiel.
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Cheshire shadow8 years ago
it explodes reality because that"s definitely involved in my form of heaven.......
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Evil_J4 years ago
Having everything I want and being miserable is still vastly better than being miserable with nothing
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EyeOwnUrEnergy8 years ago
If I control everything, then I can control my ability to feel pleasure.
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J. A. K. Jak9 years ago
What's the point? That would not be heaven.
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Wtfspoopymlg9 years ago
But isnt NORMAL heaven exactly like that but you can feel pleasure????
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carlito9139 years ago
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Fanboi699 years ago
Hi. My name is Fanboi69. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible...[Show full comment]
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Username__7 years ago
You can include be happy on the things you want in your personal heaven
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CybaWrecker6 months ago
that literally doesnt make sense
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xXFlametailXx10 years ago
Ima have Slenderman, Windigos, and all of my nightmare monsters I'm there with me having a poison-covered chainsaw. TIME TO DIE MAH SWEETS! 030
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AssHar8 years ago
Doubtful I WON'T be happy with my personal heaven that includes pokemon, healing, and dank memes
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ByrnToast9 years ago
That sounds like shit, then again my emotions are already pretty numb so i guess losing them altogether wouldnt hurt
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DarkOverlord28 years ago
If i ruled my own heaven, I would be happy.
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RickNL9 years ago
so why do it
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W01fkin3 years ago
You litterally completely negated the upside
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tehhypergamer9 years ago
But of course you could just make yourself feel pleasure and feel happy with anything since you control everything. Your downside doesn't affect anyone. Kinda wish I pressed the button. Ill press it nextime I see this one.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4 years ago
You could ask to be able to feel happiness and pleasure. Problem solved. Stop not pressing the button.
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that random girl10 years ago
I'll live in a town full of creepypastas but I'll become one too so that they won't kill me and my wife would be with me while we play video games all day and murder a regenerating JB
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Nyssa1237 years ago
I’d rather be in heaven with my family and friends being happy
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Nancok9 years ago
So it wont work
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PapiSmoif8 years ago
>loophole, idiot
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I are scotland9 years ago
It's not really a heaven
Norway1019 years ago
I think your too small to be Scotland. No offence.
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