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You get sent to your own personal heaven, everything you could and ever would want will be granted to you. You control everything.
but
You are unable to feel pleasure, or be happy with anything.
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minimegaman0908 months ago
...I want the downside to be gone. It would happen, right?

Gavin Comfort12 years ago
Having everything that you want but never being satisfied kind of defeats the propose.

Rod19283 years ago
Congrats you have the same thinking as me
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AlastorBroadcasts6 months ago
Yeah, to stop spam, let's spam some more XD
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MrRoadDogg9 years ago
I can controll everything so I can controll being happy with everything

High on Potassium8 years ago
Make yourself feel happy. Problem solved!

The_LAGinator45452 years ago
Yeah, exactly

MLG_police22349 years ago
I already never feel happy

mattack219 years ago
i cant feel hapiness anyway, so ill go for it!

CrystalTigerAnimations7 years ago
>my own personal heaven lets me feel happiness

DragonOnABook8 years ago
Be rich doante to charity at least help others

A strange person9 years ago
I wish that I could feel pleasure, or be happy with anything

Epicflame9 years ago
I don't give a shit

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago
So basically I'm like 0²?

Dom Teh Hipster12 years ago
>you control everything >make yourself feel happy

mariothedog7 years ago
No... Don't try to make a loophole it ruins the purpose.
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Mariey Rosas12 years ago
Isnt that how it usually is anyway.?

goronblade11 years ago
controlling everything means i can make myself feel happy

BlackCatCZ8 years ago
Isn't that how afterlife works?

Kawaii_weirdo158 years ago
That isn't any funny

Professor Nathan the first9 years ago
Can't I just asked for the feeling of pleasure?

Domonick3 years ago
What if my heaven is that everyone will be happy

tehhypergamer9 years ago
If you cant feel pleasure or be happy with anything then thst defeats the purpose!

Yeeter_McSkeeter5 years ago
I would control my self to feel that stuf

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
There is an easy loophole. Wish for happiness.

ValerieParker7 years ago
Being able to feel pleasure would be part of my own personal heaven. Therefore, you supposed proposed personal heaven can no exist. So, ahem, no.

abcdef9 years ago
but then its not heaven?

Milkshake10 years ago
Rixo22 you are so right

doomyz9 years ago
Actually people in afterlife actually have a private heaven and control over time and space

JESUS_RULESlast year
Lol that's not heaven

Edain Rogers12 years ago
So basically, we'd be like Castiel.

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
it explodes reality because that"s definitely involved in my form of heaven.......

Evil_J4 years ago
Having everything I want and being miserable is still vastly better than being miserable with nothing

EyeOwnUrEnergy8 years ago
If I control everything, then I can control my ability to feel pleasure.

J. A. K. Jak9 years ago
What's the point? That would not be heaven.

Wtfspoopymlg9 years ago
But isnt NORMAL heaven exactly like that but you can feel pleasure????

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Username__7 years ago
You can include be happy on the things you want in your personal heaven

CybaWrecker6 months ago
that literally doesnt make sense

xXFlametailXx10 years ago
Ima have Slenderman, Windigos, and all of my nightmare monsters I'm there with me having a poison-covered chainsaw. TIME TO DIE MAH SWEETS! 030

AssHar8 years ago
Doubtful I WON'T be happy with my personal heaven that includes pokemon, healing, and dank memes

ByrnToast9 years ago
That sounds like shit, then again my emotions are already pretty numb so i guess losing them altogether wouldnt hurt

DarkOverlord28 years ago
If i ruled my own heaven, I would be happy.

RickNL9 years ago
so why do it

W01fkin3 years ago
You litterally completely negated the upside

tehhypergamer9 years ago
But of course you could just make yourself feel pleasure and feel happy with anything since you control everything. Your downside doesn't affect anyone. Kinda wish I pressed the button. Ill press it nextime I see this one.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa4 years ago
You could ask to be able to feel happiness and pleasure. Problem solved. Stop not pressing the button.

that random girl10 years ago
I'll live in a town full of creepypastas but I'll become one too so that they won't kill me and my wife would be with me while we play video games all day and murder a regenerating JB

Nyssa1237 years ago
I’d rather be in heaven with my family and friends being happy

Nancok9 years ago
So it wont work

PapiSmoif8 years ago
>loophole, idiot

I are scotland9 years ago
It's not really a heaven

Norway1019 years ago
I think your too small to be Scotland. No offence.

But_tonlast year
Then I want happiness.
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