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You get sent to your own personal heaven, everything you could and ever would want will be granted to you. You control everything.
but
You are unable to feel pleasure, or be happy with anything.
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
...I want the downside to be gone. It would happen, right?

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 6 months ago
Yeah it would

Gavin Comfort 13 years ago
Having everything that you want but never being satisfied kind of defeats the propose.

themoshimonsterskickstarter 6 months ago
no the purpose is that there's a drawback, that's how it works
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AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago
Yeah, to stop spam, let's spam some more XD
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MrRoadDogg 11 years ago
I can controll everything so I can controll being happy with everything

High on Potassium 10 years ago
Make yourself feel happy. Problem solved!

The_LAGinator4545 3 years ago
Yeah, exactly

MLG_police2234 10 years ago
I already never feel happy

mattack21 11 years ago
i cant feel hapiness anyway, so ill go for it!

Niggakiller 11 months ago
Rick rick and morty

CrystalTigerAnimations 9 years ago
>my own personal heaven lets me feel happiness

DragonOnABook 10 years ago
Be rich doante to charity at least help others

A strange person 10 years ago
I wish that I could feel pleasure, or be happy with anything

Epicflame 11 years ago
I don't give a shit

that one guy who lives across the street 11 years ago
So basically I'm like 0²?

Dom Teh Hipster 13 years ago
>you control everything >make yourself feel happy

mariothedog 8 years ago
No... Don't try to make a loophole it ruins the purpose.
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Mariey Rosas 13 years ago
Isnt that how it usually is anyway.?

naynayb 11 years ago
>God powers>Everyone is forced to be happy> Button causes paradox and death> I use god powers to expel paradox> gg

AlphaZero0 3 years ago
If You stay inside you can't go anywhere and all your friends will miss you and you will die from lack of sunlight

jimmy_booii 6 years ago
I dont belive in heaven

Twiddle Twist 10 years ago
Whats the point of this, if your not gonna be happy?

Iconoclasm_ 11 years ago
There's literally no point. It wouldn't be a personal heaven because you wouldn't enjoy it.

gibbs331x 9 years ago
watch anime forever.

Nana28246 11 years ago
Life of a millionaire

Samuel13 2 years ago
So hell then

Jack Vitz 13 years ago
That's actually several interpretations of Hell...

okigarcia2005 11 years ago
MY last button I got infinite wishes so i wish to be happy

pyborg 5 years ago
Eh, life would be boring anyway :/

IWinzBro 10 years ago
What"s the point, but I guess I'll give pleasure to others

The_Green_Llama 6 years ago
...whats the point then? Why would i press it? Whats the gain? If i feel no positive emotion in this "heaven", there"s no point going there?

Pawster-1_2 11 years ago
Um what's the point of having Jessica Alba and Selena Gomez naked and absolutely in love with me, and a ps4 and all the games, and a 1970 charger if I'm not able to feel anything

FRZN25 11 years ago
Personal heaven and never happy are contradictions in my book

wanshui last year
本末倒置,我就是为了追求快乐才上天堂

Rixo22 12 years ago
I dont get these scenarios, its like heres a magic thing that does some cool shit but also all of its powers are gone forever and its useless, like wtf why would you even choose something that negates all of its effects?

PhoenixWright 9 years ago
it"s my personal heaven how can I never be happy with anything?

Hyltran 3 years ago
So I will have some dark triad personality disorder. Because people with those personality disorders can’t feel happiness.

Vienna Ainsworth 13 years ago
I love how most of these contradict themselves........

NEONGGUY54 10 years ago
Make it so you can be satisfied

ZELF THE ELF 11 years ago
im like that anyway

Assassin Squid 10 years ago
WHATS THE F**KING POINT

Mexican Coconut 11 years ago
I'd rather have peace

yugiohsquid 6 years ago
That"s what happens in real life

Allora22701 11 years ago
Wow. I've never seen such a pointless decision in my entire life.

CrystalTigerAnimations 9 years ago
>in my personal heaven i can feel happiness, loophole

Zacattac 10 years ago
so its not heaven?

BlackCatCZ 9 years ago
Isn't that how afterlife works?

goronblade 12 years ago
controlling everything means i can make myself feel happy

Professor Nathan the first 11 years ago
Can't I just asked for the feeling of pleasure?

Domonick 5 years ago
What if my heaven is that everyone will be happy

Kawaii_weirdo15 10 years ago
That isn't any funny

Yeeter_McSkeeter 6 years ago
I would control my self to feel that stuf

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago
There is an easy loophole. Wish for happiness.

tehhypergamer 11 years ago
If you cant feel pleasure or be happy with anything then thst defeats the purpose!
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