Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

...I want the downside to be gone. It would happen, right?

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 7 months ago

Yeah it would

Gavin Comfort 13 years ago

Having everything that you want but never being satisfied kind of defeats the propose.

themoshimonsterskickstarter 7 months ago

no the purpose is that there's a drawback, that's how it works

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[{(TheOneAndOnly)}] 10 years ago

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AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago

Yeah, to stop spam, let's spam some more XD

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MrRoadDogg 11 years ago

I can controll everything so I can controll being happy with everything

High on Potassium 10 years ago

Make yourself feel happy. Problem solved!

The_LAGinator4545 3 years ago

Yeah, exactly

MLG_police2234 11 years ago

I already never feel happy

mattack21 11 years ago

i cant feel hapiness anyway, so ill go for it!

Niggakiller 11 months ago

Rick rick and morty

CrystalTigerAnimations 9 years ago

>my own personal heaven lets me feel happiness

DragonOnABook 10 years ago

Be rich doante to charity at least help others

A strange person 10 years ago

I wish that I could feel pleasure, or be happy with anything

Epicflame 11 years ago

I don't give a shit

that one guy who lives across the street 11 years ago

So basically I'm like 0²?

Dom Teh Hipster 13 years ago

>you control everything >make yourself feel happy

mariothedog 9 years ago

No... Don't try to make a loophole it ruins the purpose.

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Mariey Rosas 13 years ago

Isnt that how it usually is anyway.?

JESUS_RULES 3 years ago

Lol that's not heaven

Edain Rogers 13 years ago

So basically, we'd be like Castiel.

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

it explodes reality because that"s definitely involved in my form of heaven.......

doomyz 11 years ago

Actually people in afterlife actually have a private heaven and control over time and space

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago

If I control everything, then I can control my ability to feel pleasure.

J. A. K. Jak 11 years ago

What's the point? That would not be heaven.

Evil_J 5 years ago

Having everything I want and being miserable is still vastly better than being miserable with nothing

carlito913 11 years ago

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Fanboi69 10 years ago

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Username__ 8 years ago

You can include be happy on the things you want in your personal heaven

Wtfspoopymlg 10 years ago

But isnt NORMAL heaven exactly like that but you can feel pleasure????

AssHar 9 years ago

Doubtful I WON'T be happy with my personal heaven that includes pokemon, healing, and dank memes

ByrnToast 11 years ago

That sounds like shit, then again my emotions are already pretty numb so i guess losing them altogether wouldnt hurt

CybaWrecker 2 years ago

that literally doesnt make sense

xXFlametailXx 12 years ago

Ima have Slenderman, Windigos, and all of my nightmare monsters I'm there with me having a poison-covered chainsaw. TIME TO DIE MAH SWEETS! 030

RickNL 11 years ago

so why do it

W01fkin 4 years ago

You litterally completely negated the upside

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago

If i ruled my own heaven, I would be happy.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 6 years ago

You could ask to be able to feel happiness and pleasure. Problem solved. Stop not pressing the button.

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

But of course you could just make yourself feel pleasure and feel happy with anything since you control everything. Your downside doesn't affect anyone. Kinda wish I pressed the button. Ill press it nextime I see this one.

Nancok 11 years ago

So it wont work

rickmin4 8 months ago

just another day in the life of rickmin4......

that random girl 11 years ago

I'll live in a town full of creepypastas but I'll become one too so that they won't kill me and my wife would be with me while we play video games all day and murder a regenerating JB

Nyssa123 9 years ago

I’d rather be in heaven with my family and friends being happy

But_ton 3 years ago

Then I want happiness.

PapiSmoif 10 years ago

>loophole, idiot

I are scotland 11 years ago

It's not really a heaven

Norway101 10 years ago

I think your too small to be Scotland. No offence.

Anonymgord 10 years ago

Everything you want being granted to you is what will make you unhappy

bighappydt 11 years ago

So it would be Hell then and not heaven. Got it..

I-got-Rick-rolled-before-i-signed-up 5 years ago

I could just want to feel pleasure and to be happy with stuff

Umbrex 11 years ago

Expand it to the real world and become God, living forever as the true ruler

FurriestFurry 8 years ago

I could be granted happiness.

homunculus101 10 years ago

Now that I think about it, you could say " I want to be able to be happy" since you control everything

Piotr Grochowski 9 years ago

1. get wishes, 2. wish to remove the downside

Matthiasm 11 years ago

im never happy so

Starlo 2 years ago

The thing with a perfect heaven is that, by definition, it DEMANDS that you are capable of feeling pleasure. If you can't enjoy the stuff in this heaven, that stuff wouldn't be in your heaven as it would be unnecessary. Apply this logic to everything and y... [Show full comment]

Elite 12 years ago

"I want to feel happy." What now, Atheists?

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