Will You Press The Button?

Ridley4 months ago

your*

xiaohuang9 months ago

I can ask the wealthy woman for a tip

alexibear258 years ago

I don't have anyone and even if I did, WHY WOULD I CHEAT ON THEM?!?! I'm just saying that's wrong.

Scarose9 years ago

thats fucked up.

AsuraShun3 years ago

sleep, not fuck, i"s just napping in the sun like a pair of cats, not fucking like a pair of rabbits, you donkey

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GamerGirl139 years ago

Why would i push the button to this.The question to me was just dumb like why would i cheat.

TuXsOr9 years ago

I'm sorry but if you did press that button, your a fuck boy or slut. cheating is horrible.

Cinnamon 4209 years ago

Cheating isn't worth getting more money, why would less make it acceptable

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!ï»¿

Ridley4 months ago

I feel like that last part was there because as he was typing he turned himself back

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AngelinaJohnsonWeasley4 years ago

I see no upside-

springbonniev28 years ago

thats fuck shit

HufflepuffDemigod7 years ago

Welp I'm asexual, so...

RobertRieser7 years ago

Anyone who pressed this is a terrible person

grim9 years ago

Best time ever

RedLordBoss9 years ago

FUCK YOU BILLY!!!-Jacksepiceye 2013 and so on

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Kotetsue7 years ago

This person makes me sick. Why the he'll would any one want to be a scambag. The 33% (18696) of you should go kill your selves in he'll, oh wait if you go to he'll you'll never stay dead.

RobertRieser7 years ago

I agree with you but what was that about no staying dead?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

You"re a horrible writer

Chelsea Kelly12 years ago

Sorry, I only know three languages, Sarcasm, English, and Doge Much language, such grammar. wow. Welcome to the internet.

dedirake4 years ago

Bad for you. All three count as zero.

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oldnotweak9 years ago

the hidden upside is... that you wouldnt actually have to work to get that minimum wage. it clearly said you make it for the rest of your life. it mentioned nothing of having to actually earn it

IDontBelieveInYou9 years ago

i don't work so yay me \\\\(*O*)/

Paolo Quaggia12 years ago

The grammar, man. The grammar. It's appalling.

Imaunicornshh9 years ago

Grammar look it up (Make sure you spell it write)

TheTruthSpeakerThe3rd3 months ago

Doesn't matter if they don't care, its just morally wrong

SuperKamiGuruAllowsThis10 years ago

I'm judging whoever wrote this one. They don't understand contractions or homophones, obviously.

TheReaIOne8 years ago

Wow, money is more importent than sex for people?!

Obscvritas4 years ago

Lol why the fuck would you be in a relationship if you can't even control your lil willy. Just stay single and fuck whoever you want. Pathetic

Guenter Gudermuth12 years ago

Wait, if they couldn't find out about it anyway, what would be the point of them not caring?

fatkek9 years ago

I can sleep with somebody reach and ask her to give me some money Profit

its me isaac9 years ago

no I won't cause whats the point of it if they dont care or notice you..

Ms. Emmy The Black Rose10 years ago

What if you sleep with a rich man and gain his money???

The_Darkstar8 years ago

It doesn't say you have sex.

voituhluri9 years ago

Umm, confusing you are or your. Sleep or have actual sex? Well without understading the perk, minimum wage sounds bad.

Skorpiman8 years ago

Haha, you"re face looks stupid.

oldnotweak9 years ago

i get payed to fuck anyone i want?!

marsss2 years ago

mid question

Chris Hurd12 years ago

Minimum wage sucks, but it didn't say you'd make it from working... So free minimum wage no matter what. For that matter, rest of my life, hmm, I'll assume that means each moment I'm alive I'm earning minimum wage.

nohahahahhhaha5 years ago

why would you want to sleep with anyone?

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter9 years ago

Sorry. I only speak English, Sarcasm and Meme.

EasyChoice2121219 years ago

Simple...Sleep with a bank owner...

PotatoCat9 years ago

Move to a place with a high minimum wage. Problem solved.

meatloave3 months ago

A smokin hottie who grants me 3 wishes the fucks my brains out after which she leaves and we never see or hear from each other again.my SO then leaves me as well and we never see or hear from each other again..... And I spend the next several centuries as a superpowered billionaire. : )

BirdOBrine10 years ago

Nothing is worth risking financial stability kids.

Chameleon6874 years ago

I have to question the morals of whoever wrote this

Trevor Ducharme12 years ago

I wouldn't press this button, but I suppose that the few people that would could use their power to get money from their partners.

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

I can only 4 languages. Swedish,Russian,Dutch and English. Welcome to my family

Fred Blevins9 years ago

Loss loss

Naufal9 years ago

I speak Indonesian malay and english

Ty 9 years ago

Fuck this, I'm going to Sweden then.

ValerieParker7 years ago

No S.O., and my only income is supplemental (hint: way below the minimum wage)

Laxus Dreyar10 years ago

So, threesomes or moresomes whenever I want, and I'd get minimum wage even without working, and I could sleep with anyone I want so I could literally get people to pay me to have sex with me because I'd create the conditions... So I could just one time go ...[Show full comment]

TheGuyThatIsNamedMats8 years ago

Lol

Slider445699 years ago

With you make sometuing and its successful, there is no minimum wage

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