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Gain the ability to fly,
but
fart when doing so.
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Napstablooky 11 years ago
Is it a bird? IS it a plane? It's Fartman!

Mr_Meme_Man 3 years ago
ANAANANANNANAANAN
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KataDark 2 years ago
How to abuse the consumption of beans...

RisenRampage 11 years ago
you could be like aladin "A whole new *FART* whew them beans are killing me"

Maypaws 5 years ago
Jet fuel? Nah, I'm gas-powered.

XCookieProX 11 years ago
you can fly and fart on your enemies, its a win win so whats the downside

oniongaming 11 years ago
they call me fart man. UP UP AND A WAY PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

datboi427 6 years ago
UP UP AND AWAY *proceeds to destroy everyone"s nasal cavity within a 10m radius*

LittleKitten 4 years ago
Bonus speed if you use your farts as a turbo boost.

Cakebomb 5 years ago
do you fart all the time when flying or only when doing take off

Sal Schimmenti 13 years ago
thats a win win situation right there

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
I know right
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IAm4everKiki 5 years ago
Gas powered! 😂

Iris_Dragonstar 11 years ago
Gives me just another excuse to fart.

MKGamer 11 years ago
Talk about flying by the seat of your pants

KingFlame8154 9 years ago
I see no downside

PhoenixWright 11 years ago
not a bad idea

sonic1337111 11 years ago
NASA: "Housten we have a farter" Me: "FARTS"

Creeperface130 11 years ago
Fart, Fart, and away! (I'm so sorry)

minimite16 11 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Deluxe2319 11 years ago
That would be funny

catlol100 11 years ago
Nayna cat with farting

Sydrad 11 years ago
So? I fart around everyone regardless, so long as shit doesn't peek it's brown head out of my bung I'm fine.

wintersolstice 11 years ago
plot twist: you fly because someone light a match under you #analburns

MinecraftRobloxGaming 9 years ago
LOL xD Farting is so stinky xD 💨 😷

wispa22 9 years ago
Yaas! *I start singing my own theme tune* "That fart superhero! They can fly, through the sky! That fart superhero! No need to fearoh! Na na na na na na na! THAT FART GUY FLYING THROUGH THE SKY, AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, CAUSE OF THOSE FARTS....FART SUPERH... [Show full comment]

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Holy crap it"s a farting girl

Humaid2003 9 years ago
Where dafuq is the downside

FapKing 10 years ago
that is spreading happiness

IdkTbh 10 years ago
Pull my finger

PressTheButton!!!! 10 years ago
So....flight by farting? Alright.

Brony69 10 years ago
What's the downside

Starmany 10 years ago
I'm just imaging a guy in a public restroom doing his business and you see me flying over him yelling i had to much chipotle

ilhan 11 years ago
NYAN NYAN NYAN

MaryThePotato 11 years ago
That will be awesome actually

Zombot47 11 years ago
What a smelly world.

Jukithecat 11 years ago
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Mewrocks 11 years ago
Worth it

Michael Hofler 11 years ago
ew no

ariana123 11 years ago
i thought thats how flying works

Cheers men! 11 years ago
#FartingIsFun

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago
Burrito powers ACTIVATE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

MonkeySAAAN 11 years ago
My farts smell like flowers and rainbows so it's awesome

Annabel Rodgers 13 years ago
So basically.... Wario

Sarah Clement 13 years ago
I would just start flying whenever i'm around someone I hate after eating beans or something.

Michelle Nguyen 13 years ago
so I'm kinda like Meelo from Korra

Ina Patricia Eriksson 13 years ago
nobody can hear me fart when i'm up in the sky~

Emma Dykstra 13 years ago
Wording was unclear. Farted while gaining the ability to fly, now flying fart-free. Take that, bitches.

David Elliott 13 years ago
CROP DUSTING!

Marc-André Dion 13 years ago
As long I don't shit my pants i'll do.

Damian Grager 13 years ago
That would actually be really hilarious. No downside for meXD

Naweichu 8 months ago
방귀가 조용하고 맛없으면 괜찮지 않나요?

Wholiace299 11 years ago
No one but u can hear yur farts

ElijahTheFireGod 8 years ago
Soulotion one silent fart solution two make it smell like good stuff solution three fart man
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