Will You Press The Button?

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jkmc12058 years ago

Just shred it up and put it in your favorite food.

llebazi8 years ago

I sometimes eat paper, besides it never said you have to eat it all in one you can just put little pieces of the dollar in your food

void_893 years ago

Your not wrong

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MercedesCrowe6 years ago

Blend up the dollar bill into a smoothie

Da_kokonut016 years ago

I spend euro"s, no dollars >:D For anyone who uses dolars: move to some place they don't :D

mmdfreak14106 years ago

It would be painful to swallow a coin...

Charles Colton Allen11 years ago

Step one: invest money to make money edible. Step two: eat money. Step three: ??? Step Four: profit.

Wscope2 years ago

Yeeees

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WillYouSuckTheButton?.com9 years ago

I will make dolar juice lol

annabanana105798 years ago

Tht means my shit is valeuable. SIGHN ME TF UP

Peteza7 years ago

Eh... Money can't taste that bad

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Yeah! It"s money!

Whywhywhy7 years ago

So what? Paper is edible

Kittenlover1016 years ago

It"s a type of cotton.

Aaron Voborny11 years ago

How about... I press it... then I GIVE the money to everyone else to spend for me and they GIFT me the items in which they purchased. That way I get unlimited money and don't have to risk my health. That's right. Go ahead and bow down to your life hack master.

Bacon4567last year

That was exactly my thinking

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Nisawesome8 years ago

I wouldnt mind eating a dollar bill, it most likely tastes like paper, and I sometimes eat paper. Besides, if I can have as much money as I want, who cares if I eat it?! Not much money

Ironwolf8 years ago

I think we will be Donald Trump but we eat 1 dollar bills instead of small loans

Nisawesome8 years ago

Like, a small loan of $1,000,000?

bazsi8 years ago

There's eatable paper

Rachel Rivera8 years ago

Bake the dollar into cake.

Renee Pelletier11 years ago

In Canada, we have coins for a dollar.

PumpkinCube2 years ago

Lol, same in Australia, but is still rather eat an American dollar, coz Australian notes are plastic, I don't wanna eat plastic

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Emily Mullins11 years ago

ive eatin paper befor so im cool with it

Banzai276 years ago

Its not paper

Meggles Sploofimax11 years ago

im australian, we don't have $1 bills XD

Alzubar8 years ago

I form nz coins taste bad

Mightyrageq9 years ago

I love eating paper

Armageddalhobbit7 years ago

Psh. No downside here.

Fallen.Freaking.Angel9 years ago

I eat paper anyway!

agoni2 years ago

98% of us dollars have microscopic cocaine traces

PumpkinCube2 years ago

Step one: spend a shit ton of money Step two: somehow separate the cocain from the money Step three: use some chemicals to change up the cash, and make it edible Step four: eat the cash, then snort the cocaine

Ambertails8 years ago

put money on credit card, that way you have no dollars to eat, it said eat a dollar not a credit card. #PROBLEMSOLVED

Ambertails8 years ago

it puts RN whenever u click "enter" button, WHY

Viriato58 years ago

Make choclate dolars...

nintendomasta1410 years ago

screw common sense, I HAVE MONEY!

Almighty_Foxy4 years ago

(thismay sound weird but this site is full of weird people) I"ve eaten paper and it don't taste so bad you'll get used to it

Cashmh7 years ago

Doll or bill

lookingood9 years ago

Got salt?

Alex Lopez11 years ago

Must it be a whole dollar bill??????

HunterPunter6 years ago

Fuck you guys. In Australia, singular dollars are coins

BamtanJEM8 years ago

buy a machine that turns money into food

BamtanJEM8 years ago

lyfe hax

@horrorgeek7 years ago

In the process of eating, it all comes out. I shall hire someone to look through my crap and find that one dollar bill I ate.

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