How about... I press it... then I GIVE the money to everyone else to spend for me and they GIFT me the items in which they purchased. That way I get unlimited money and don't have to risk my health. That's right. Go ahead and bow down to your life hack master.
I wouldnt mind eating a dollar bill, it most likely tastes like paper, and I sometimes eat paper. Besides, if I can have as much money as I want, who cares if I eat it?! Not much money
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Ironwolf9 years ago
I think we will be Donald Trump but we eat 1 dollar bills instead of small loans
Nisawesome9 years ago
Like, a small loan of $1,000,000?
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bazsi9 years ago
There's eatable paper
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Rachel Rivera9 years ago
Bake the dollar into cake.
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Renee Pelletier12 years ago
In Canada, we have coins for a dollar.
PumpkinCube3 years ago
Lol, same in Australia, but is still rather eat an American dollar, coz Australian notes are plastic, I don't wanna eat plastic
move to the UK and only use euros. you wont have any US money to eat!
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Lavaboy229 9 years ago
As they say.... what you are is what you eat
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SetoNara7 years ago
Un excuse me does this mean I have to eat drugs?
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Julia_10 years ago
Can I put some Ketchup on the dollar?
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gagedude899 years ago
HAH WE DONT HAVE DOLLAR BILLS IN CANADA THEREFORE I WIN
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Darkolit10 years ago
Don't use dollars EPIC WIN
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3ogdy8 years ago
I love fried d"olla billz
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SparklezQueen10 years ago
Eating paper is good
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EldracoDixon7 years ago
You could find a way to make candy money
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starblazer5619 years ago
I'm canadian
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Schmucklehed28 days ago
We have dollar coins here, so would i have to eat one of those? I feel that's unfair as it might cause a blockage, but eating a paper dollar would be pretty harmless.
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MoonFlake9 years ago
Blend it in a smoothie with tons of fruits and it'll taste fine.
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Jonathan Santos Pereira12 years ago
I'll have a dollar salad today
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Camcam7 years ago
Shred and put in drink or food. Such tiny bits u won’t notice
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Yau Lye Hong9 years ago
Sounds good to me if we make money edible.
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Lucas-PusherOfButtons8 years ago
So like a dare? I get laptop if I eat moneys?:")
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ValerieParker7 years ago
Edible dollar bills exist.
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OVAR90009 years ago
i'll give the guy shoving a dollar into my mouth one trillion dollars to knock it off.
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HPotter138 years ago
Why not
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mrperson42010 years ago
That fiber
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The PuppetMaster9 years ago
omnomnomnomnom
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Hummer H29 years ago
Cool. I eat paper anyway.
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KoolAidDolan11 years ago
Downside?
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Lazypotato6 years ago
PFFFT ez
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NovaAlumina9 years ago
Easy spend 999 dollars and then spend two more dollars then you never get to 1000
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CollinCarter8 years ago
Charles explains it
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Fat Greta10 years ago
Fine by me, I'll just spend other currencies
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RAJgamer7 years ago
In Australia we also have Coins for dollars, and chocolate coins too. I think I’m getting at something
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kathodee9 years ago
Well, I'm just going to melt the bills in the microwave.
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Mai-chan8 years ago
Just dont spend money unless you absolutely have to. Get your butler to pay for groceries and the like.
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flare82110 years ago
Umm... just flavor the dollar so it tastes like steak, or some other thing you like.
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