Will You Press The Button?

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Liora7 months ago

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jkmc12059 years ago

Just shred it up and put it in your favorite food.

llebazi9 years ago

I sometimes eat paper, besides it never said you have to eat it all in one you can just put little pieces of the dollar in your food

void_894 years ago

Your not wrong

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MercedesCrowe7 years ago

Blend up the dollar bill into a smoothie

Da_kokonut017 years ago

I spend euro"s, no dollars >:D For anyone who uses dolars: move to some place they don't :D

mmdfreak14107 years ago

It would be painful to swallow a coin...

Charles Colton Allen12 years ago

Step one: invest money to make money edible. Step two: eat money. Step three: ??? Step Four: profit.

Wscope3 years ago

Yeeees

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WillYouSuckTheButton?.com10 years ago

I will make dolar juice lol

annabanana105799 years ago

Tht means my shit is valeuable. SIGHN ME TF UP

Aaron Voborny12 years ago

How about... I press it... then I GIVE the money to everyone else to spend for me and they GIFT me the items in which they purchased. That way I get unlimited money and don't have to risk my health. That's right. Go ahead and bow down to your life hack master.

Bacon45672 years ago

That was exactly my thinking

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Peteza8 years ago

Eh... Money can't taste that bad

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Yeah! It"s money!

Whywhywhy8 years ago

So what? Paper is edible

Kittenlover1017 years ago

It"s a type of cotton.

Nisawesome9 years ago

I wouldnt mind eating a dollar bill, it most likely tastes like paper, and I sometimes eat paper. Besides, if I can have as much money as I want, who cares if I eat it?! Not much money

Ironwolf9 years ago

I think we will be Donald Trump but we eat 1 dollar bills instead of small loans

Nisawesome9 years ago

Like, a small loan of $1,000,000?

bazsi9 years ago

There's eatable paper

Rachel Rivera9 years ago

Bake the dollar into cake.

Renee Pelletier12 years ago

In Canada, we have coins for a dollar.

PumpkinCube3 years ago

Lol, same in Australia, but is still rather eat an American dollar, coz Australian notes are plastic, I don't wanna eat plastic

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Emily Mullins12 years ago

ive eatin paper befor so im cool with it

Banzai277 years ago

Its not paper

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago

im australian, we don't have $1 bills XD

Alzubar9 years ago

I form nz coins taste bad

Darian18last year

Bro I'm Canadian so how would I eat the money

topazwolf919 years ago

step 1. cut dollar bill into tiny pieces. step 2. put dollar bill in gravy. step 3. pore gravy onto turkey. step 5. enjoy your turkey. step 6. repeat proccess

Burke Lizzie12 years ago

shred it up really really tiny and mix it into something

Tequila7 years ago

I live in Australia we don't have dollar bills I have 1 dollar coins tho but it didn't say I had to eat that so fuck you

ShirahGantman8 years ago

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1337600/Nearly-U-S-dollar-bills-circulation-traces-toxic-chemical-them.html

MeepKeep10 years ago

Downside?

OliverDreammur8 years ago

Diseases much?

HomuraAkemi10 years ago

I live in japan

Lifted.Love959 years ago

Technically, paper is edible in small portions. As long as you aren't spending millions of dollars in a short time, you should be good.

Wizardmon10 years ago

We don't even have dollar bills. Win!

ThePaulDude4 years ago

THERE"S OTHER CURRENCIES IN THE WORLD YOU KNOW! STOP MAKING ALL MONETARY SCENARIOS IN DOLLARS!

MemzPF4 years ago

But America is basically the planet and is one of the easiest currencies to follow since it follows the counting system

Mattdog6259 years ago

I would blend the dollar bill into a smoothie

Kevin Sipos12 years ago

I'm gunna move to canada so

DickSuckTickeye9 years ago

Heheh in Australia we don't have dollar bills :D

Touvernal8 years ago

ME SO RICH

Zentron10 years ago

Stranger is spelled wrong so a straager would all you for money. But they don't exist

Jeff Fischer12 years ago

And I'll wipe my ass with a c-note occasionally if you want.

DAEN4CWR7 years ago

Oh i just bought a new laptop, lemme just eat a piece of paper that smells like pennies and a damp towel

Finalgame109 years ago

Just make a cake that looks like a dollar bill -$olved!

Japio8 years ago

Fuck dollars. EURO BEST

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AlmondKatKit23 days ago

I could just shred it up really small and bake it into a cake or something

DarkShark1279 years ago

We don't have dollars in Britain. Can these creators please think more on their problems?

Mightyrageq10 years ago

I love eating paper

Armageddalhobbit8 years ago

Psh. No downside here.

Fallen.Freaking.Angel10 years ago

I eat paper anyway!

agoni3 years ago

98% of us dollars have microscopic cocaine traces

PumpkinCube3 years ago

Step one: spend a shit ton of money Step two: somehow separate the cocain from the money Step three: use some chemicals to change up the cash, and make it edible Step four: eat the cash, then snort the cocaine