Will You Press The Button?

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jkmc12058 years ago

Just shred it up and put it in your favorite food.

llebazi8 years ago

I sometimes eat paper, besides it never said you have to eat it all in one you can just put little pieces of the dollar in your food

void_893 years ago

Your not wrong

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MercedesCrowe6 years ago

Blend up the dollar bill into a smoothie

Da_kokonut016 years ago

I spend euro"s, no dollars >:D For anyone who uses dolars: move to some place they don't :D

mmdfreak14106 years ago

It would be painful to swallow a coin...

Charles Colton Allen11 years ago

Step one: invest money to make money edible. Step two: eat money. Step three: ??? Step Four: profit.

Wscope2 years ago

Yeeees

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WillYouSuckTheButton?.com9 years ago

I will make dolar juice lol

annabanana105798 years ago

Tht means my shit is valeuable. SIGHN ME TF UP

Peteza7 years ago

Eh... Money can't taste that bad

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Yeah! It"s money!

Whywhywhy7 years ago

So what? Paper is edible

Kittenlover1016 years ago

It"s a type of cotton.

Aaron Voborny11 years ago

How about... I press it... then I GIVE the money to everyone else to spend for me and they GIFT me the items in which they purchased. That way I get unlimited money and don't have to risk my health. That's right. Go ahead and bow down to your life hack master.

Bacon4567last year

That was exactly my thinking

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Nisawesome8 years ago

I wouldnt mind eating a dollar bill, it most likely tastes like paper, and I sometimes eat paper. Besides, if I can have as much money as I want, who cares if I eat it?! Not much money

Ironwolf8 years ago

I think we will be Donald Trump but we eat 1 dollar bills instead of small loans

Nisawesome8 years ago

Like, a small loan of $1,000,000?

bazsi8 years ago

There's eatable paper

Rachel Rivera8 years ago

Bake the dollar into cake.

Renee Pelletier11 years ago

In Canada, we have coins for a dollar.

PumpkinCube2 years ago

Lol, same in Australia, but is still rather eat an American dollar, coz Australian notes are plastic, I don't wanna eat plastic

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Emily Mullins11 years ago

ive eatin paper befor so im cool with it

Banzai276 years ago

Its not paper

Meggles Sploofimax11 years ago

im australian, we don't have $1 bills XD

Alzubar8 years ago

I form nz coins taste bad

acidkat40006 years ago

I'll just wash it and put it on a pizza

TemmieLovesHumans8 years ago

Buy for dollar an edible dollar (like gum or smth else).

karieveretta7 years ago

It doesn't say how you have to eat it. What if you put it in a blender and put it on your pasta like Basil?

speed91129 years ago

Ha it says dollars but i'm in the UK so i don't spend dollars hahaha loop hole

Piotr Grochowski8 years ago

Rich in which currency? I',m in Poland

Lotte Hompes11 years ago

Easy Don't spend dollars but euros

ruthanne5137 years ago

people eat paper all the time and they"re fine.

Audric Merryman9 years ago

The fuck just grind it up. Therefore won't taste it. And you could also make the dollar really weak so like paper

Lokaghost8 years ago

pay people to eat it for you.

Sasha Silva11 years ago

Ill make it taste good, Im rich! :D

VictorEuzbio6 years ago

Fuck yeah

firewaffle8 years ago

I would spray the money in chocolate then eat it.

TerraBladeX9 years ago

Ill get a blender and have a dollar smoothie

docktive5 months ago

Who cares?

Jess_Cyan8 years ago

just cover it in nutella

AlexisHernandez6 years ago

just get a mcdonald burger its worth a dollor

summertimek9 years ago

it would be horrible

Da130mb2467 years ago

One in every hundred bills has enough cocane in it for a drug dog to be set off so u would be putting that into ur body. Plus money is dirty.

Anonamoose_pvpz8 years ago

OMG jelly played this one

CrumbleCake7 years ago

It’s just paper.

DudeStop9 years ago

Dirty as fuck so hell no

Kentlivar 8 years ago

I don't use dollar but Nokia so fuck you guys

Penguingamer9 years ago

Simply clone yourself and force your clone to eat it...

imavirginnn3 years ago

Step 1: Rip Up A Dollar Bill Into A Salad. Step 2: Eat It

spacemonkeypantz7 years ago

Just shred that shit up and mix it in a stir fry :|

ChubbyWaffle229 years ago

Just by the dollar and make them eat them self of give it to peeps

Cosmic Communist8 years ago

I wouldn't spend much anyway, so I'd probably only have to eat a dollar every few days or so (and that is including the money I'd spend on rent and taxes). Except the rest of my money I wouldn't spend. I'd donate to the proletariat and encourage them to de...[Show full comment]

Sarah-Marie Pryke11 years ago

A dollar bill cake :P yummyyy

Z0m41e6 years ago

Finally I see a good side in eu...

SBURBIAN8 years ago

I don't care paper is edible just scarf it down

nisioanater6 years ago

I don't use dollars

puppy8 years ago

I don't like money.

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