You'll be the smartest person on earth
but
You'll be permanently drunk
I will not


NobodyWillProbablyHaveThisUsernameSoIGuessIllTakeIt9 years ago
Doesn't say how drunk.

Kitaro7 years ago
Nice username bro
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Xanaea Antoinette Aviles Marañon12 years ago
This made me think about Tony Stark.

Mixmaster7 years ago
I have to agree. That or a drunk hawking
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Kurbiskuchen5 years ago
The question is... How drunk?

Galaxykitty15968 years ago
Well if you think about it you"re a genius so even if you are drunk you can still Make stuff

Mrawesome321c8 years ago
They never said how drunk...

opaganmstyle8 years ago
you caN MAKE A CURE TO IT AND THEN YU WILL BE THE SMATEST PERSON EVER EASY QUISTION

Mobza_Mobzlayer4 years ago
I hate to break it to you, but it said, “permanently”

PiccolaStrega8 years ago
So you essentially become rick from clicking... FUCK YES PLEASE

A__person6 years ago
Hell no

William Bishop12 years ago
*Hic* And that's *BELCH* how you do quantum mech-mechanics... *Vomit*

Cheshire Hatdress9 years ago
Hahaha nice going there pal

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Where"s the downside?

Hereuall27 years ago
Rick Sanchez :what up my glip glops

Itona-horibe-is-my-Senpai8 years ago
So I'm baiscly Rick?

justsomeone1one8 years ago
rick and morty

justsomeone1one8 years ago
wubba lubba dub dub

Galaxykitty15968 years ago
Because Rick from Rick and Morty he is drunk all the time and he still can make stuff

Camille_03048 years ago
Wait... That"s impossible though...

pietertjuuhgames8 years ago
Rick Sanchez? Hell yeah!

Puppetkimmie8 years ago
Rick just poped into my head when I saw smart and drunk.

Nobbbro8 years ago
i'll be like rick sanchez up in this bitch

Graciela Araceli Vazquez12 years ago
so i'm Rick from Rick and Morty?

Foke5 years ago
same... almost becose Rick is smartest human in universe
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Alifox8 years ago
Why would it matter if you were drunk if you were the smartest person in the world 😕

Nanami senpai 8 years ago
Captain Jack Sparrow

odiboi9 years ago
i just wanna see a midget running around the street shouting LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gamer349 years ago
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Andrej_Zrnic8 years ago
LOVE
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gamer349 years ago
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Fabulusme9 years ago
This was 5 months ago. Did it work? If ur answer isn't the one I expect then please visit a therapist.

gamer349 years ago
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gamer349 years ago
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pinkkitty09919 years ago
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gamer349 years ago
love

Alex Stupidnickname Easter12 years ago
....Where's the negative in this?

ThePaulDude4 years ago
An irreversibly damaged liver, ever think of that?
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Clayton Glauner12 years ago
but wait... that means i'd stay normal... :(

HaydenElliott8 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/430889/

Krysta Motter12 years ago
did you mean roxy lalonde?

Tomás Soares12 years ago
oh. like bukowski

Mika09365 years ago
It doesn't say how drunk, I would just be a little tipsy and that"s it.

Shadow342478 years ago
Ok I guess I'm rick from rick and morty

majority hunter9 years ago
No hangover s

TheBulletMoBot8 years ago
Basically demoman

Monster_cutie9 years ago
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qdh7 months ago
醉翁之意不在酒

Jycoplayz7 years ago
You would be Rick from Rick and Morty

Luna the cat10 years ago
Tony stark must have prrssed this button

W3ird0_x4 years ago
*says intellectual things cutely*

Cactie9 years ago
wow just imagine going to a speach drunk and with a lisp

GlutNy7 years ago
*breathes* BOI. (translation: I can’t drink)

asmith141999 years ago
Hell yeah!!! Turn up Bitches!!!!! 💙💙💙💙🍻🍻🍻🍻

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago
So you turn into Rick

XavierBob9 years ago
I am now as drunk as if I had one drop of beer.

Derek57857 years ago
Where"s the negative?

Jaksha9 years ago
Drinking's bad. MKay

bertofoda58 years ago
I have all teh powers, i can stay normal

Jeremy Walters12 years ago
oh, the awesome inventions that will happen!

mati60498 years ago
so be smart and dumb at the same time?
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