Will You Press The Button?

hshejen8 years ago

Awesome! I cannot whistle and when I do want to die I would just have to learn to whistle

The Nerdy Petra Ral9 years ago

But I thought you'd be immortal...

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

I can't whistle but I didn't press the button because WHO WANTS TO BE IMMORTAL

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

Alot of of people want to be immortal, just know that

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JR Rose12 years ago

Good thing I can't whistle.

LittleKitten2 years ago

Same

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HerMajesty8 years ago

I would hate to live forever. You live your life and all of a sudden, all of your loved ones start to die. Next thing you know, you are in a relationship with someone else and they too die. This repeats until you learn to push everyone away and you suicidally whistle.

Howday3 years ago

I"d whistle once the fun was gone.

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writerfriend7 years ago

What if you accidentally nose whistle?

Giantelephantseal8 years ago

Can't whistle, never will...

xxXn00bslayerXxx9 years ago

I don't want immortality, and I can't whistle Yeah

bookworm19859 years ago

I AM HAPPY I CANT WISTLE!!!!!!!

lol000209 years ago

like you icon CATNOIR i LOVE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!!

lleidi9 years ago

If you're immortal you can't die.

Alfalf097 years ago

Immortality brah basicly invinsible

PepeDaFrog7 years ago

There"s no catch in this, if this was normal immortality, that would start to suck as the world started to end since you would just be in extreme pain instead of dying, so you could whistle and then it"s all over

Theonlyonesam9 years ago

I think what it means is that you loose your immortality and then die... in that case you live for how much you want and then when you are tired of living just whistle a bit and die peacefully

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

what part of "granted immortality" is so hard to understand?

GuyFerarri7 years ago

yeah but immortality means you cant die of old age, not by other means.

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Arno Van Ranst12 years ago

It'd be a funny death.

HerMajesty8 years ago

*very short whistle* *thump* Random person: what the... ?!

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Timothy Vu12 years ago

I can't whistle

killerdrake6 years ago

I don't whistle at all

skippy and me9 years ago

Does it count when I make a high fart nose.

LizLuvsHorses7 years ago

Bitch you"re immortal XD

jumpingjelly1599 years ago

i cant whistle :D

Ubercrow10 years ago

This should be 100% yes. It solves all of the problems with immortality. Also, I can't whistle.

Lyss8 years ago

You would have to watch all of your loved ones die and live on like nothing happened! The ultimate torture

Kropiix9 years ago

I can't even whistle so yeah XD

2Dguy8 years ago

That means I'm not immortal

Colin Londino12 years ago

You guys can't whistle, AND you're happy about it? Why don't people think it through that being immortal would be incredibly depressing?

KevinTOC7 years ago

Immortality is a curse

TheDestroyerButton9 years ago

Wait, you're supposed to be immortal, but you can die??? Did an 8 year old write this question???

Suspect3 years ago

I wish I was able to accept this but I do too many things mindlessly. I"d probably die that same week.

lol000209 years ago

i can but i don't do it for fun or anything

Ray28G9 years ago

i dont want immortality anyway when the earth is destroyed by the sun you will burn forever unless you whistle

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

I can't whistle, no downside for me!

d1dukn0w10 years ago

I can't whistle at all ðŸ’ƒ

Youwilldieatsomepoint7 years ago

I whistle I don't die, I can't die

jacobthegamer9 years ago

Pso I don't know how to whistle so yay

regulus8 years ago

Good. I can end my life when sun expands.

ThisNerd10 years ago

Why not. I'll risk it!

Fumpkin4 years ago

This

Furry4129 years ago

I don't want to live forever, so no thank you.

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago

I don't know how to whistle.... WHALE HAVE FUN PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE! YOU DEAD!! :D

Jack Vitz12 years ago

What the what?

Monkeysgt7 years ago

How to whistle I somehow forgot, Well I feel like dying time to whistle.

Toffi9 years ago

There is no upside for me. I don't want to live forever and watch all my friends die.

RealLordCake8 years ago

I can't whistle, but I don't want to see everyone around me die.

Death Reapon9 years ago

I don't know how to whistle :3

MysticalApple7 years ago

Upside?

TeamKobus28 years ago

Isn't there meant to be an upside

Jaggathar8 years ago

Exactly! Immortality sucks.

wubwubwubwubwub10 years ago

i cant whistle...

thejessonatorlast month

So I gain immortality, but I don’t gain immortality?

VZboss2219 years ago

to hell with immortlity

Tobiasz9 years ago

I cant whistle

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