Will You Press The Button?

hshejen 10 years ago

Awesome! I cannot whistle and when I do want to die I would just have to learn to whistle

The Nerdy Petra Ral 11 years ago

But I thought you'd be immortal...

JR Rose 13 years ago

Good thing I can't whistle.

LittleKitten 4 years ago

Same

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magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago

I can't whistle but I didn't press the button because WHO WANTS TO BE IMMORTAL

KuziekYT last year

LIKE LITERALY, IMMORTALITY SUCKS.

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HerMajesty 10 years ago

I would hate to live forever. You live your life and all of a sudden, all of your loved ones start to die. Next thing you know, you are in a relationship with someone else and they too die. This repeats until you learn to push everyone away and you suicidally whistle.

Howday 5 years ago

I"d whistle once the fun was gone.

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writerfriend 9 years ago

What if you accidentally nose whistle?

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago

Can't whistle, never will...

xxXn00bslayerXxx 11 years ago

I don't want immortality, and I can't whistle Yeah

bookworm1985 11 years ago

I AM HAPPY I CANT WISTLE!!!!!!!

lol00020 10 years ago

like you icon CATNOIR i LOVE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!!

lleidi 11 years ago

If you're immortal you can't die.

Alfalf09 8 years ago

Immortality brah basicly invinsible

PepeDaFrog 9 years ago

There"s no catch in this, if this was normal immortality, that would start to suck as the world started to end since you would just be in extreme pain instead of dying, so you could whistle and then it"s all over

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

what part of "granted immortality" is so hard to understand?

GuyFerarri 9 years ago

yeah but immortality means you cant die of old age, not by other means.

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Theonlyonesam 10 years ago

I think what it means is that you loose your immortality and then die... in that case you live for how much you want and then when you are tired of living just whistle a bit and die peacefully

Arno Van Ranst 13 years ago

It'd be a funny death.

HerMajesty 10 years ago

*very short whistle* *thump* Random person: what the... ?!

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Timothy Vu 13 years ago

I can't whistle

Jamperti-on 9 years ago

simple solution , sew your mouth shut , get food from IV treatment , speak in morse code binary , sign launguage , typing , solresol , no down side

RedincLEADER 11 years ago

JUST DONT.OWN.PETS.

Hyltran 5 years ago

Don’t wait until you are alone in sub atomic space you can’t whistle there there’s no air.

1125662 10 years ago

It is f u c k I n g hard to whisle

KeeraBlood 9 years ago

Can’t whistle.

Tobiasz 11 years ago

I cant whistle

xXCheezyXx 6 years ago

Immortality is not worth it. On the other hand, I can't whistle...

ANIMEJUNKIE 10 years ago

I can't live without whistling

Venonymous5 9 years ago

That"s not immortality then

InfernoBeastMode 11 years ago

So if I want to die I whistle.... SOLD

87Oscar87 10 years ago

Can't anyway

Solo Waggin 12 years ago

I cant whistle

WilliamBennett 9 years ago

I"d be fucking dead without noticing. I randomly whistle random theme song. Well fuck I just died to duck tales!

Jaykal 11 years ago

This would be hard as a musician. I'd be so fucked

Manglesavagedoge101 10 years ago

Fuck no!!!!

Sissy Ann Yonan 13 years ago

cant whistle

Lzke 8 years ago

*cat calls a woman* *ded*

Cardboard413 11 years ago

I CNAT WHISTLE ANYWAY SO

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

i cant whistle, but immortality sounds like it sucks

Jtrdood 4 years ago

Who would want to live forever?¹

EnderWolf1269 10 years ago

Frick

Pariston 9 years ago

I can't whistle so I win

FoxyFeeferson 11 years ago

but I like to whistle...

The_Baked_Bean_Lord 9 years ago

"I TRIED! Oh lord how I did try"

ReactorBlade 10 years ago

I Cant Whistle! JUST LET ME DIE

JamesYoung 9 years ago

Too bad I can whistle

Tayvin 11 years ago

Well, I can't whistle anyways so...

Jaaaaaa 9 years ago

If I knew this game when I was 7..

EmmaSwan 11 years ago

If you're immortal, thus you can't die. I don't think the creator thought this through.

apemayor1 5 years ago

So basically I can live however long I want and choose to die whenever I want? Sounds like a good deal to me.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

And be reborn... Because you"re immortal.

KrizbliXx 11 years ago

Live for as long as you want when u feel like your done just whistle

SohiSotari 10 years ago

Just live your life and rob places. When you get bored of life, whistle you amazing star whistle.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

lol don't whistle

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