44243 (49%) 45796 (51%)
44243 (49%) people have pressed this button, while 45796 (51%) did not.
you can have sex with anyone you desire
but
you're severally depressed until you find the man/woman you were originally going to marry
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Praying_Mantis9 years ago
I Already have depression, if i press the button that means it will end when i find her. No downside.

BlackEmeraldPlays_YT5 years ago
Or Him?
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Garbageuniverse8 years ago
I'm asexual god dangit

QwertslAzertsl5 years ago
Same bud
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Goliath979 years ago
Then have sex with the person your going to marry duuuuh

Troller33377 years ago
Agreed
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Pixelgamer8884 years ago
What is with the people who are in love with a fictional character. They will commit suicide

Sean Ford12 years ago
You're not depressed just once, you're depressed severally. ._____.

tastybacon59 years ago
NEVER SAYS HOW LONG YOUR DEEPERESED FOR EACH OF THOS0E SEVERAL TIEMS

DrNobody7 years ago
What if i wasn't originally going to marry anyone? Am I endlessly depressed or am i never depressed? :thinking:

crazysteve8 years ago
I am already depressed so jokes on you..................

well duh9 years ago
idc if I am depressed

Blocky_blockster10 years ago
I get to fuck Jennifer Aniston and Scarlet Johanson

PhanIsLovePhanIsLife10 years ago
Emma frickin Watson

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
"severally"?

Craig W. Smith12 years ago
I am married and I am depressed, so I might as well have some good sex!

Shreyas67902 years ago
Same pinch

Michael Mahaffey12 years ago
Well shit. That's my live in a nutshell lol

Lisa Sue Krawczyk12 years ago
how the fuck are you supposed to know who you'd "originally marry"? sounds like bullshit to me.

captainsoftboy6 years ago
Suckers! I'm already depressed!

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
what if you were never going to marry

Hayleyyyyyy9 years ago
YAY! SEX WITH EVERYONE

Hayleyyyyyy9 years ago
I worry about myself sometimes

Bravenwolf0110 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE HERE MOVING ON

MYICONISAREDHAT7 years ago
What if you didn't have anyone originally?

alphacentarinia11 years ago
ZACHARY QUINTO BITCH!

SilverShadow5258 years ago
What if you married the person you desired to have sex with? Then there"s no depression (and no cheating) involved!

Stampy Longhead fan9 years ago
I love it sex feels so good I love my dick.

CMHammond9 years ago
Suuuurrree... (StampyLongNose is a YouTuber for young children, he is immature, I really doubt you have had sex)

ckewish8 years ago
bruh, i would be depressed forever

QueenOfPigs10 years ago
I feel like it isn't worth it

QwertslAzertsl5 years ago
But im asexual

VLV10 years ago
I don't have to have sex I could just go around the world looking for her

Officer_Jody_Mills7 years ago
So basically Dean? For Destiel people, Dean until he gets with Cas?

ivanabcd9 years ago
so i can just marry that bitch

TheCakeIsALie3298 years ago
I would PRESS

dudebro1019 years ago
But my awesomeness will over shadow my depression

Untedbear9 years ago
What if the person you chose to have sex with was the person you were going to marry? No depression!

xxXScrubXxx10 years ago
i wasnt orriginally marrying anybody so meh

Irish_Man6 years ago
This is a reality for me....

scythe watch9 years ago
bow chika bow wow

ValerieParker7 years ago
This "originally going to marry" never happened. I planned to stay single, long ago. So I suppose I will stay "severally" depressed, until I become engaged to marry. Or never be depressed (which is not going to happen, since I"ve been depressed since I ...[Show full comment]

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago
OH GUYS IM SO DARK AND EDGY IM ALREADY FUCKING DEPRESSED AND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

johny56310 years ago
easy, just decide you want to have sex with the man/ woman you were originally meant to marry.

JustJelle9 years ago
I am 12, untill im going to marry i can fuck everyone!

thezombieguy211 years ago
have sex until your happy again. LOOPHOLE

alolguy8 years ago
you could sell it for a lot of money aafterwards

98Unicorns4 years ago
im already depressed and asexual soooooo

Skull4ever8 years ago
My life, without that upside

breezybeach9 years ago
I didnt press it. I dont want to... have.... that. Thats why im adopting.

aws22610 years ago
You aren't "destined" to marry someone, it's your choice so if one chose to push the button it wouldn't matter. plus depression is your own mental state, which you can learn to control... so what ever? push the button.

LogicalAnswers087 years ago
I find that weird cause imma kid but I will not cause depression is depressing XD

Zenzerbeth10 years ago
So you only have to find them? Sounds easy.

Twentydunsmolbeans8 years ago
Lol I am already diagnosed as severely depressed soooooooo

TurtlederpPercy8 years ago
Ask someone out. Have sex. Marry them.

wellthisisawkward9 years ago
I'm already depressed so what can I lose

trytooverthinkagain4 years ago
First: I am depressive now, so why not? Second: I already found the woman I want to marry. So I don`t see the downside...
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