You can have sex with anyone of your choosing
but
However long you have sex with them, you have to spend the same amount of time watching your parents have sex
I will not


insertuserhere9 years ago
Asexual laughter

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Fake as shit, all you "asexuals" are the same claiming that your something your not just as a cheap loophole.
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Kickabawa9 years ago
Yaaaaay, free porn

namelessgeneration15 days ago
that's disgusting
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Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago
I can just take off my glasses, wear headphones, and sit really far away so I can barely see (my vision is crap)

OcCreation7 years ago
Same except id get closer to the screen cause I can't see shit closer

M4thDJ8 years ago
Only loophole I can come up with is watching a video of it happening and you mute the audio and put the quality of the video on like 120p.

CODEX077 years ago
@BrendanCross or fast forward 1000%
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tits_as_pb!9 years ago
I get to see my parents finally the first time...

Pedwpie9 years ago
Me to
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CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago
Hell naw, to the naw naw naw (Hell to the naw) Hell to the naw, to the naw naw nawHell naw, to the naw naw naw (Hell to the naw) Hell to the naw, to the naw naw nawHell naw, to the naw naw naw (Hell to the naw) Hell to the naw, to the naw naw nawHell na...[Show full comment]

Dannybionic3 years ago
Wow😲😲😲

MLG Kaktus9 years ago
my parents are divorced so yeah...

thatswhatithoughtm89 years ago
They still can have sex,so yeah...

peachy8 years ago
That is so wrong on so many levels.

I_Love_Dogs8 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

morecontrolofthebuttons7 years ago
i"d rather kill myself...

Kitkat_artzz7 years ago
*Asexual Laughter in the background* Thats funny :)

Tguy7 years ago
No god no

SlenderBoss4Z7 years ago
*pukes all intestines and organs out*

Yo bitch doing slits on my dick 699 years ago
What has been seen, cannot be unseen

girlygirl10009 years ago
Ima just blindfold myself and bring my headphones with me

MEGATROm1069 years ago
It says you have to watch... not just be at the same room.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Dude. I can get any chick I want without a stupid button. WATCH ME

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Not happening dude.
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BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago
Whoever made this button is a sadist

Kate Lee Thornell12 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE

the-idiotic-demiboyflux2 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOPE i would rather die than do one second of either of these
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Theanimekid8 years ago
LOOPHOLE: have it there sex on a vid and altaer the quality to 1p

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

Coaster8 years ago
Where is the downside?

Dannybionic3 years ago
Yeah and why have the comments turned into one big fat NOPE, it"s free porno so the only people complaining should be asexuals and childrren

NalyAnabeth9 years ago
Parents divorced, there's no way they'll ever consider doing that.So...loophole ;D

abcx8 years ago
Some people don't seem to get the point of those buttons, what this button says, will happen if you press it, no matter if it makes sense or not! (in theory, practically nothing happens obviously) Man, those people here make me fucking angry.

TheFluffyFish9 years ago
NOPE FTSIO!

LolGurl123459 years ago
Oh god.. XD

blkwidwprincess64029 years ago
I don't have both my parents

AllastroS488 years ago
Zombie sex... dark
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Mrm9 years ago
Ill just make it a quickie

Partharax10 years ago
Free porn

OcCreation7 years ago
You need mega jesus
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Jeanna Owens12 years ago
I think ill take the nope train all the way to fuck this shitville instead...

TheWeirdGirl9 years ago
Really? OK! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE That's the smallest amounts of nopes
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Raymund Bla Bla12 years ago
Can I close my eyes?

OcCreation7 years ago
No but you can die
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SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
so watch them have sentries enter xenomorphs?

Smearypatch 9 years ago
37%??????? ........what is wrong with you?!

Alexander Vellev Bonde12 years ago
What if you did not have parents? I pressed no, but think about it. :)

abcx8 years ago
Everyone has parents.

Dinobot7 years ago
God no

lucyfer169 years ago
Nooooooooo! Definitivamente NO

NightMother9 years ago
Kinky, why the hell not 😂

j4j4j4j4j4j4j4j4j4j4j4j4j4j4j4j4J4j49 years ago
i would wait to my parents death to have sex with anyone.

abcx8 years ago
necrophilia

TrinityDahl8 years ago
*jumps into a nope taxi* theres room for everyone

altmetric4 years ago
virginity is cool stay pure

iluvnature9 years ago
37% of people will be scared for life

IDONTKNOWiWILLPRESS8 years ago
I dont wanna to make my parents sex...

no not dat9 years ago
They never said anything about killing my parents before it even happens?

abcx8 years ago
necrophilia

ChseiKokoro8 years ago
My parents are divorced

doGrednuhT9 years ago
I don't mind, that's how I was created

Kimberly Alexia Rose12 years ago
nooooooope http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.chzbgr.com%2FmaxW500%2F5461093120%2Fh114EEB98%2F&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F5461093120&h=375&w=500&tbnid=WnRwyF6MjiD7EM%3A&zoom=1&docid=96F-LD0T64JeHM&ei=hbxUU_ShCcGGyASL94LAAg&tb...[Show full comment]

imPUMA9 years ago
It didn't say u can't close your eyes.

abcx8 years ago
Yes it did. "you have to spend the same amount of time watching your parents have sex". You know the definition of "watching"?

Jako90568 years ago
Thank you, but no thank you. I want to live a healthy life

horrible person9 years ago
33% of people are gross

wolf-inyx3 years ago
My parents are dead

FlameBlaze9 years ago
I don't have father, fuck the sistem

abcx8 years ago
Ever heard of necrophilia?
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Jax9879 years ago
I pressed. Should I feel bad?

abcx8 years ago
Yes
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