Will You Press The Button?

Dalton Winter 13 years ago

Technically, you never come in contact with anything or anyone.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Then, by your logic, I never actually stepped on a Lego 2x4 brick. So, then, why does it still hurt like hell?

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C3ellam6 10 years ago

just wear gloves or a full body suit all the time

Sonofagun 9 years ago

Just stay away from people then

Axew012 9 years ago

who needs humans because there are cats and dogs!!!

therealobama 5 years ago

i read that the wrong way

Lenny-playz 9 years ago

ITS CALLED TECHNOLOGY

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

AND BUTTS

AwesomeBotMC 11 years ago

So... Superman?

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

How is it like him?

JR Tulkian 13 years ago

I don't like human contact, so I don't see a downside to this.

German shepherd s 10 years ago

Yep people understand me id.say wanna be friends.but i dont like.friends

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Justin Loh 13 years ago

makes sex better :3

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Please reread the button.

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Pernille Cecilie Gundorff 13 years ago

no more hugs? T-T

Felicitas Hockton 13 years ago

Scared of heights, so this is a lose-lose situation.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Life is painful

GameRaven13 10 years ago

Flying isn't worth not being able to have sex.

German shepherd s 10 years ago

....bruh

whyamiselfish101 12 years ago

fuck yeah I don't touch people anyway

UrbleFurb 11 years ago

i'll just wear a full-body suit. PROBLEM SOLVED now im gonna fly.

Ridley 3 years ago

how am i gonna kill samus like that? i cant so fuck this button

Christian Hale 13 years ago

This would make a great book

GalaxyDragons 10 years ago

No thanks bro

TheNetherKingdom 8 years ago

Just wear gloves and long clothes to cover your skin and done! LOOPHOLE! Or rather a way to avoid the downside...

TheNetherKingdom 8 years ago

But the bigger problem is when you have s**

iwatchyouinyoursleep 10 years ago

What if the floor has human germs on it?Unlimited pain!

Jackieboy777 11 years ago

Can't have SEX

German shepherd s 10 years ago

So same as my life just i can fly AWESOME i hate making physical contact

Cart3rVA 10 years ago

Im feeling your edge trying to cut me.

Neylonium 11 years ago

Y not? I mean i hate Everyone eccept oft my family and friends, and an important thing: pain killers

PT9 9 years ago

Put on gloves

Hshhehrhehshhdifjr 2 years ago

I think we all know most people here have never had physical contact with another person before

Kevin Sipos 13 years ago

I dont like being touched

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago

I am one of those people that hates being touched anyway

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago

I know it's awkwardly painful

666DevilDoge666 10 years ago

I am scared of heights

MrMinecraft1210 11 years ago

Can't touch this!

The_potato_man 5 years ago

I need emotional support so no

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

so I'm a superhero?

cujoe6743 11 years ago

JUST WEAR GLOVES!!!

BeholdOurGod 9 years ago

Ahem. Gloves.

Pok&eacute;mon Master Red 10 years ago

So... No sexðŸ˜¢...

doersk 9 years ago

It"s called wearing clothes.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I will hunt you down and fucking kill you...No one calls me human fuckers...

Skylar Brennan 12 years ago

No downside for a person whose skin is already so sensitive that any kind of physical contact hurts. Hell, I can barely wear clothes lol

yellowgirl5 11 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE TALLYNOPE NOPE NOPE TALLYNOPE WE'RE NOPING THROUGH THE NOPES NOW WE'RE NOPING THROUGH THE NOPES NOW

Xx_Slenderman_xX 3 years ago

I DONT MAKE ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH HUMANS ANYWAYS BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAH COLLECT MY PAGES

Batman64 9 years ago

My life long dream being left alone

5sauceb 11 years ago

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SnowDino 7 years ago

Half of this is already reality lmao

fluffbunn100 10 years ago

I dont have friends so no e comes near me so I see no problem

DarkAleksBoy 11 years ago

NO HUGS! (â•¥ï¹â•¥)

tyrannoslayer 11 years ago

Yay a real reason to say "don't touch me

nowone 7 months ago

erm... downside?

Jeremy Richardson 13 years ago

I think I'll just buy an airline ticket instead.

TheUKTuber 9 years ago

I prefer teleportation anyway.

jasSpaz 5 years ago

flyings gonna be hella cold anyways, especially when youre high up. so im gonna have a lot of layers on, which would prevent the physical contact part

PiccolaStrega 10 years ago

Wear gloves

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