Will You Press The Button?

C3ellam69 years ago

just wear gloves or a full body suit all the time

Dalton Winter12 years ago

Technically, you never come in contact with anything or anyone.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Then, by your logic, I never actually stepped on a Lego 2x4 brick. So, then, why does it still hurt like hell?

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Sonofagun7 years ago

Just stay away from people then

Axew0127 years ago

who needs humans because there are cats and dogs!!!

therealobama3 years ago

i read that the wrong way

Lenny-playz8 years ago

ITS CALLED TECHNOLOGY

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

AND BUTTS

AwesomeBotMC9 years ago

So... Superman?

AmyWilliams9 years ago

How is it like him?

JR Tulkian12 years ago

I don't like human contact, so I don't see a downside to this.

German shepherd s9 years ago

Yep people understand me id.say wanna be friends.but i dont like.friends

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Justin Loh12 years ago

makes sex better :3

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Please reread the button.

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Pernille Cecilie Gundorff12 years ago

no more hugs? T-T

Felicitas Hockton12 years ago

Scared of heights, so this is a lose-lose situation.

quirkycloudy9 years ago

sooooo....no sex f----

minimegaman0908 months ago

PLEASE stop saying "lolll atoms dont touch" like stfu it's still called touching. just because the atoms don't touch doesn't mean we can't count anything as touching at our wayyyyy larger scale

MexicanHobo6 months ago

REAAAL

Christiana Archer12 years ago

Sense of touch is one of my favorite senses. I feel like I'd die not being able to kiss, cuddle or hug my husband. I can't press that button....

Anick8 years ago

Always flying

ayylmao: the audio novel9 years ago

Atoms never touch boom loophole

ComopMan4 years ago

Honestly I think flying is overrated.

Bitcholos8 years ago

I see no downside.

Henry McCliff9 years ago

So basically I'd be Voldemort? *grabs axe and demolishes button*

PEPITO23349 years ago

Worth it. Just use gloves.

FuzzyHorse7 years ago

I get my phone, right? Can't I just text *hug* or *kick*?

The1Dino_Man9 years ago

No one said I couldn't numb the pain

rylee_hunter10 years ago

You never really touch anything.

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

That"s just how life is.

Eclipse72742 years ago

I like hugs so no

ArthurKirkland8 years ago

Now I have a legitimate reason to tell people to stop touching me. XD

Voltz9 years ago

*takes Vikoden* I don't feel a thing

Memeber8 years ago

punching would be the same at that speed......

Not Here9 years ago

The ultra-masochists would love this.

Ipressstuff7 years ago

Go to somewhere there is nobody can see you. Like closed SeaWorld. And can't arrest you cuz u in the air. Helicopter"s won't work since it dosent say how fast you are so your like maybe super fast so simply outwit it and loophole boi.

ToastyStrewdle9 years ago

I'm a gamer, plus I want to fly. http://blog.voxbone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/so_much_win_meme_0.jpg

vert3437 years ago

404 Error I am antisocial

SilentCobra9 years ago

I have low pain tolerance and I love boobs too much. Not pressing it

German shepherd s9 years ago

Bruh ....sicko

Buckets358 years ago

You could still fight aliens

brieflyshypuppy9 years ago

I'm afraid of heights so....

BlueKittyCat29 days ago

That works, but just why?

Rockyhorse60004 years ago

Thank god I can still wank in peace

LindaJones8 years ago

NO JUST NO

TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

Nah. I don't want to never touch someone else.

Flames18889 years ago

NO SEX??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

galaxylife59 years ago

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