Will You Press The Button?

C3ellam69 years ago

just wear gloves or a full body suit all the time

Dalton Winter12 years ago

Technically, you never come in contact with anything or anyone.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Then, by your logic, I never actually stepped on a Lego 2x4 brick. So, then, why does it still hurt like hell?

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Sonofagun7 years ago

Just stay away from people then

Axew0128 years ago

who needs humans because there are cats and dogs!!!

therealobama3 years ago

i read that the wrong way

Lenny-playz8 years ago

ITS CALLED TECHNOLOGY

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

AND BUTTS

AwesomeBotMC10 years ago

So... Superman?

AmyWilliams9 years ago

How is it like him?

JR Tulkian12 years ago

I don't like human contact, so I don't see a downside to this.

German shepherd s9 years ago

Yep people understand me id.say wanna be friends.but i dont like.friends

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Justin Loh12 years ago

makes sex better :3

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Please reread the button.

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Pernille Cecilie Gundorff12 years ago

no more hugs? T-T

Felicitas Hockton12 years ago

Scared of heights, so this is a lose-lose situation.

SilentCobra9 years ago

I have low pain tolerance and I love boobs too much. Not pressing it

German shepherd s9 years ago

Bruh ....sicko

ToastyStrewdle10 years ago

I'm a gamer, plus I want to fly. http://blog.voxbone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/so_much_win_meme_0.jpg

vert3438 years ago

404 Error I am antisocial

BabyDeer4 months ago

That works, but just why?

Buckets358 years ago

You could still fight aliens

brieflyshypuppy9 years ago

I'm afraid of heights so....

LindaJones8 years ago

NO JUST NO

Rockyhorse60004 years ago

Thank god I can still wank in peace

galaxylife510 years ago

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TheLogicalHusky7 years ago

Nah. I don't want to never touch someone else.

Flames18889 years ago

NO SEX??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Life is painful

GameRaven139 years ago

Flying isn't worth not being able to have sex.

German shepherd s9 years ago

....bruh

whyamiselfish10110 years ago

fuck yeah I don't touch people anyway

UrbleFurb9 years ago

i'll just wear a full-body suit. PROBLEM SOLVED now im gonna fly.

Ridleylast year

how am i gonna kill samus like that? i cant so fuck this button

Christian Hale12 years ago

This would make a great book

GalaxyDragons8 years ago

No thanks bro

Jackieboy77710 years ago

Can't have SEX

TheNetherKingdom7 years ago

Just wear gloves and long clothes to cover your skin and done! LOOPHOLE! Or rather a way to avoid the downside...

TheNetherKingdom7 years ago

But the bigger problem is when you have s**

iwatchyouinyoursleep9 years ago

What if the floor has human germs on it?Unlimited pain!

PT97 years ago

Put on gloves

German shepherd s9 years ago

So same as my life just i can fly AWESOME i hate making physical contact

Cart3rVA8 years ago

Im feeling your edge trying to cut me.

Neylonium10 years ago

Y not? I mean i hate Everyone eccept oft my family and friends, and an important thing: pain killers

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

I know it's awkwardly painful

Hshhehrhehshhdifjr3 months ago

I think we all know most people here have never had physical contact with another person before

Kevin Sipos12 years ago

I dont like being touched

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago

I am one of those people that hates being touched anyway

The_potato_man4 years ago

I need emotional support so no

Charlie Banks12 years ago

so I'm a superhero?

666DevilDoge6668 years ago

I am scared of heights

MrMinecraft121010 years ago

Can't touch this!

Pok&eacute;mon Master Red9 years ago

So... No sexðŸ˜¢...

cujoe674310 years ago

JUST WEAR GLOVES!!!

BeholdOurGod7 years ago

Ahem. Gloves.

Skylar Brennan10 years ago

No downside for a person whose skin is already so sensitive that any kind of physical contact hurts. Hell, I can barely wear clothes lol

doersk8 years ago

It"s called wearing clothes.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

I will hunt you down and fucking kill you...No one calls me human fuckers...

Batman648 years ago

My life long dream being left alone

yellowgirl59 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE TALLYNOPE NOPE NOPE TALLYNOPE WE'RE NOPING THROUGH THE NOPES NOW WE'RE NOPING THROUGH THE NOPES NOW

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