ERES UN IDOTA RETRASADO DE MIERDA QUE JAMAS TENDRA NOVIA, AMIGOS NI SI QUIERA UNA FAMILIA QUE TE QUIERA Y SI ALGUIEN TE ENCONTRARA, TE PEGARA BIEN FUERTE EN LA CARA Y TE DEJARA EN ESE BASURERO LLENO DE RATAS, ARAÑAS Y ENFERMEDADES QYE ACABARAN CON TU APESTOSA VIDAAAAAAA
Hey, could you shoot me in the head please? (Or just walk around Detroit for a while)
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AlarmedCanine7510 years ago
all my friends die as i sit till the end of the world this sucks wait didnt say others couln't kill me
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SpecialK32911 years ago
Immortality would suck :/
cicicat11 years ago
yes, yes it would
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Rocket0469 years ago
Button- "You"re immortal-"
Everyone on this site-"SO BASICALLY CAPTAIN JACK HARNESS?"
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HerdOfTurtles9 years ago
Jack Harlness
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Jonboy1810 years ago
Why would I live forever and watch my friends and family die?
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PizzaQueen1010 years ago
I would like to prove that heaven/hell isn't a thing so yeah DEATH!
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GLaDOS12233310 years ago
Immortality is actually a terrible, painful thing
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I ⤠minecraft (me is a girl)10 years ago
I cant live forever I can lose my family and I cant go to heaven!
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Dumbass8411 years ago
Not to be mean but if u lived forever then the world wouldnt end and god created the world to test us and he can take it away when ever so even if u were able to be immortal god would kill u anyway
SEMatis9 years ago
1. God didn't create the world to test us, God created the world so he could have his special people (i.e. everyone, because pretty much every religion thinks they are the "chosen ones" so...)
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immorality sucks after the earth gets eaten by the sun your just in space wanting nothing more than 2 die but you cant have it
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TurnedIntoaDragon11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!
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letbox13 years ago
"Forever" is very long time. I would go insane of boredom.
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retsam_emep11 years ago
downside here ? I could hire smon to kill me
cicicat11 years ago
they couldent even kill you if you live "forever"
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Sammichology11 years ago
I just want to surf the web forever...
TyeTheGuy12311 years ago
Exactly what I thought too :)
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EmilyNeaga6 years ago
The sun will explode soooooo NO
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Frankyboy12 years ago
Eternal life sucks, I want eternal youth. Also there is a loophole that you might be able to hire someone to get you dead.
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Andy210 years ago
this sucks no thanks
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Johan Nygaard Vinther13 years ago
It's not about living forever. It's about living with yourself forever!
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SuperWhoPhanLock10 years ago
soo im basically captin jacj harkness without the hotness
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Thompsonsmg11 years ago
I'll just hire a hitman to kill me
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Antdohknee332810 years ago
Immortality = death
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DarkPhoenix762 months ago
I can't kill myself, but someone else can do it for me
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mememememememememememememememe4 years ago
don't kill yourSELF, have someone else kill YOU
infinite iq
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EpicSparklez9811 years ago
So I can live forever, can't commit suicide, can't I just get someone to kill me? I'm not immortal, so I CAN be killed, and you never mentioned anything about BEING killed~
cicicat11 years ago
it never said you weren't immortal either
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northplayyyer11 years ago
Begins building the Death Star...
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DiesL10 years ago
Like.. Davy Jones? HELL YEAH
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uminator0111 years ago
you can ask a friend to kill you or order a hitman
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EmilStvring8 years ago
So u basic deadpool
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Netanel Mullokandov13 years ago
i change my name and live a new life, easy
cicicat11 years ago
did you watch the show forever? lol
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Sophiesmitty@yahoo.com11 years ago
No way, all my friends wupill jhgzh
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FakeAccount9 years ago
I don't want to live forever (cause I now I'll be living in vain)
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