Will You Press The Button?

Every one of your orgasms is the best you've ever felt

but

Every time you orgasm, a month is deducted from your life

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oldnotweak9 years ago

LOL any teenager who presses this button will be dead by the end of the week

fawk_off4 years ago

an actual teenager here four or 2 years

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

quality over quantity

Fasinga4 years ago

Yeah... Totally

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Coolgdude9979 years ago

Fuck yeah I don't want to live long anyways

Taylorthefreespirit8 years ago

Then teenagers will be dead in a week or two

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

so the last 20000 buttons gave me immortality

Dannybionic3 years ago

Yeah, same bruh

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Will Churcher12 years ago

If this were the case, I would have died in 1842...

TheRealSatan3 years ago

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KarkittyVantas8 years ago

I see no downside here

TadpoleJackson8 years ago

I did young then

belle297 years ago

lol you did what young? you mean died ??

dankmemes1018 years ago

these buttons are gross -_-

Joepat18 years ago

i dont want to know what this is... not pressin.

England_is_my_city8 years ago

I would be dead after 1 day

SamBaum8 years ago

at least i had fun while i was alive

PlumpiXD8 years ago

So I will never die... :(

Sxlxntdxxth5 years ago

*aroace snickering*

valkyriegirl9 years ago

Why does everyone want to live forever?! Push the button, might as well go out in a blaze of glory

wisecrack38 years ago

Don't you mean a blaze of orgy?

MisterDuck7 years ago

Hmmmm..... Man this is ok.

Gayheyhey9 years ago

Nut after nut after nut

Maypaws3 years ago

All this time, and I still don't get what this means.

flokigoat7 years ago

lol im a guy

Jonahzlast year

hell yeah

suicideaddicts8 years ago

Win win situation

BatelGeuce4 years ago

That"s a solid excuse for when you want to die.

veloxin9 years ago

Well I already won't live long, so...

Eheelen7 years ago

Im satisfied with what I have now

Rem-chan8 years ago

Ehm...... Im dead now since 1763,or what?

5kip3 years ago

It"s called drugs.

st_beanie7 years ago

Excuse me I would like to masturbate with only social guilt.

BuXiX7 months ago

The hell? There is no way I am going to be able to keep myself from doing it for that long.

DTRIPP8 years ago

I'll die young

JuuzouFanb0y4 years ago

I guess I'll just save them for someone I really care about?

Imbatman9 years ago

I pressed it cause I don't have family after all I'm Batman

Oldiron_797 years ago

I"d be dead within a week

Dannybionic3 years ago

If I pressed the button, then I would"ve died before I was born

Hal0mast3r8 years ago

Oops pressed the wrong button

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joydenfouire6 years ago

it depends if we have a lifespan or not

Szokusia8 years ago

Where is the “I don’t fcking care” button

idrinkbleach8 years ago

when u die u can have an orgasm in ur grave,but wait if a month is taken from a dead person does that make them dust with white stuff on it

Asdasdas4 months ago

not inmortality again

MarcBennett4 years ago

So I have a week to live

DaGod9 years ago

The orgasms WOrth it

Button7X37 years ago

Not even gonna ask what 0rg@sms are

Daiannie Vera12 years ago

At least I had a very good life

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

I don't understand this button

Tokayyoshi9 years ago

What's orgasm?

Fabo__HD8 years ago

Something great.

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TheBrandy5 years ago

ZA WARUDO!

madssssss7 years ago

Lmao. Wtf

Prez_YT4 years ago

if i can go negative then i have like 3131141322 moths racked up

Mutatedcrepper1017 years ago

I would have been dead the second i discovered the magical land of porn hub

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

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