Every one of your orgasms is the best you've ever felt
but
Every time you orgasm, a month is deducted from your life
I will not


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oldnotweak 10 years ago
LOL any teenager who presses this button will be dead by the end of the week

fawk_off 5 years ago
an actual teenager here four or 2 years
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VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago
quality over quantity

Fasinga 5 years ago
Yeah... Totally
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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
so the last 20000 buttons gave me immortality

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Yeah, same bruh
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Coolgdude997 10 years ago
Fuck yeah I don't want to live long anyways

Taylorthefreespirit 10 years ago
Then teenagers will be dead in a week or two

Will Churcher 13 years ago
If this were the case, I would have died in 1842...

TheRealSatan 4 years ago
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England_is_my_city 9 years ago
I would be dead after 1 day

KarkittyVantas 9 years ago
I see no downside here

Joepat1 9 years ago
i dont want to know what this is... not pressin.

SamBaum 9 years ago
at least i had fun while i was alive

PlumpiXD 9 years ago
So I will never die... :(

TadpoleJackson 9 years ago
I did young then

belle29 9 years ago
lol you did what young? you mean died ??

IWinzBro 10 years ago
F***ing worth it

CHEESEMONSTER 3 years ago
CHEESE!!!!!!

Sxlxntdxxth 6 years ago
*aroace snickering*

valkyriegirl 10 years ago
Why does everyone want to live forever?! Push the button, might as well go out in a blaze of glory

wisecrack3 10 years ago
Don't you mean a blaze of orgy?

MisterDuck 9 years ago
Hmmmm..... Man this is ok.

wang_cn last year
数量厉害过质量

Maypaws 5 years ago
All this time, and I still don't get what this means.

Gayheyhey 10 years ago
Nut after nut after nut

flokigoat 8 years ago
lol im a guy

suicideaddicts 10 years ago
Win win situation

Jonahz 3 years ago
hell yeah

BatelGeuce 6 years ago
That"s a solid excuse for when you want to die.

veloxin 10 years ago
Well I already won't live long, so...

Eheelen 9 years ago
Im satisfied with what I have now

5kip 4 years ago
It"s called drugs.

Rem-chan 10 years ago
Ehm...... Im dead now since 1763,or what?

st_beanie 8 years ago
Excuse me I would like to masturbate with only social guilt.

DTRIPP 10 years ago
I'll die young

BuXiX 2 years ago
The hell? There is no way I am going to be able to keep myself from doing it for that long.

Imbatman 10 years ago
I pressed it cause I don't have family after all I'm Batman

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago
I guess I'll just save them for someone I really care about?

Oldiron_79 9 years ago
I"d be dead within a week

Dannybionic 4 years ago
If I pressed the button, then I would"ve died before I was born

Hal0mast3r 10 years ago
Oops pressed the wrong button

joydenfouire 7 years ago
it depends if we have a lifespan or not

coo! cat 10 years ago
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Szokusia 9 years ago
Where is the “I don’t fcking care” button

Asdasdas 2 years ago
not inmortality again

idrinkbleach 9 years ago
when u die u can have an orgasm in ur grave,but wait if a month is taken from a dead person does that make them dust with white stuff on it

DaGod 10 years ago
The orgasms WOrth it

MarcBennett 5 years ago
So I have a week to live

Button7X3 9 years ago
Not even gonna ask what 0rg@sms are

Daiannie Vera 13 years ago
At least I had a very good life

dankmemes101 9 years ago
these buttons are gross -_-

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
I don't understand this button

TheBrandy 7 years ago
ZA WARUDO!

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago
What's orgasm?

Fabo__HD 10 years ago
Something great.
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madssssss 9 years ago
Lmao. Wtf
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