30032 (33%) 59962 (67%)
30032 (33%) people have pressed this button, while 59962 (67%) did not.
You have the best romance of your life plus great sex
but
it has to be with the girl or guy in the closest proximity to you right now
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Mammotlast year
I can't have a relationship with my imaginary friends... they hate me...

Vexrak10 years ago
*Slide's over to crush across the room* *Presses button* *Realizes friend is leaning over shoulder to see what I'm doing* R.I.P.

LeelandClark3 years ago
gay

Axel10 years ago
I-n-c-e-s-t i-s NOT a-n o-p-t-i-o-n

Capt_Pug7 years ago
It’s the S O L U T I O N
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ImmaWhovian9 years ago
HELL NO! THAT'S JUST WRONG! Never do the nasty nasty with your dad kids ^_^

dankmemes1018 years ago
"the nasty nasty" XD lol yes

Cutely_Cool7 years ago
I'm next to my crush... SHIT HE SAW I PRESSED IT

Inka Halme12 years ago
My dad? Not gonna happen.

ZeFrenchTurtle7 years ago
Yeah I’m not having a relationship with my IDENTICAL SISTER and fuck her
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ANIMOO9 years ago
My parents? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah! No.

Jonathan Santos Pereira12 years ago
I'm going to press it when I'm close to the person i like

Sændugan8 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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NightfalI9 years ago
*walkss up to my ex, then presses the button. *

Internetz9 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I AM NOT GOING TO NOT WITH THE CREEPY DUDE ON BUS RIGHT NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOWW

666satan9 years ago
*drives to playboy mansion* *presses button* hell yeah

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
With my 4-year old sister...

cow4cow9 years ago
wait are u tryin to say to me dat thats a bad thing
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squidkiller12210 years ago
Wait till in near a hot girl... And pressed!

All_the_sweg10 years ago
It's my mom... no, nononononononononononononono...NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

Tankdestroyer36109 years ago
I like your reaction. So many No's

J_Liester7 years ago
Emotionally

THE_BUTTON_GOD7 years ago
My best friend is sitting next to me 😍😍😍

ADoesCooee8 years ago
My little brother? Haha, NOPE.

iffataisy8 years ago
im with my brother now yeee:-) it"s gonna be a great one

Katcicles8 years ago
Incest

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago
*walks next to bæ, presses button* YASSS

Louie9 years ago
No I'm next to my mom

nima19909 years ago
Ew. No family members

JonBanning9 years ago
my grandmother/father fuck that or does it mean the closet closest to you cause i would so do it then

Potato Lord9 years ago
Isn't that called incest having sex with your two brothers? Wow, fuck that.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Anime And Potato!

Derek Taylor12 years ago
Ha ha my wife next to me right now

Ddoomsday Timothys12 years ago
my neighbours son or daughter there 8 and 9 I am not pressing that button

Davd9 years ago
Even if you did, this might happen in ten years or more. Hypotheticals with vague premises are fun like that.

Sarah Yates12 years ago
My boyfriend? k.

Andy Scrivener12 years ago
I'm sitting next to my crush anyways

Marysa LeoGrande12 years ago
Best masturbation ever.

TheAlphaKitten9 years ago
well loolmaster443 is right cause if your alone then you have to have romance with a neighbor or some random stranger -who knows what age they could be-
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Serenity Lightwood Herondale-Malfoy12 years ago
my brother is reading these with me... needless to say i did NOT press the damned button

Losechester678 years ago
Hey how could you know about the mortal instruments 47 years ago? OMG are you Tessa?

Hadi Kalakeche12 years ago
I'm sitting right beside my crush right now. *ANGRILY RAPES RED BUTTON*

Breezy Bree Chrystelle Hobson12 years ago
Not my mom lol

Brandon Stinson12 years ago
Go stand next to someone you like, then press.

PrettyGirl10 years ago
Come on over Zane!

flamber8 years ago
either my cat or my creepy little brother... NO THANKS!

Weirdaccountforcomments9 years ago
Right next to gf :)

bluebean5 years ago
it can happen to everyone but not my friend and relatives

Wi25209 years ago
That would be my hamster

MyPasswordisPassword10 years ago
i showed this to the girl next to me. her face was priceless

DreamSeer8 years ago
Sometimes I hate living out in the country surrounded by only family...

Terrick7429 years ago
*runs across the the city to my church pastor's house. Breaks into his daughters room. Stand next to her sleeping body. Presses button*

Arousingrudog7 years ago
Just walking next door ....... Ahhh

Sethz229 years ago
Hell no

Slasher88910 years ago
Im gonna keep the app open and press it when close to my crush XD

Little Miss Spiteful8 years ago
person in closest proximity to me is my brother. FUCK NO.

gemdragon9 years ago
My dad???? Uh heck no!!!!

Matthias Antonissen12 years ago
my gf XD

xXN00bslay3rXx9 years ago
My sister? Fuck that!

Devalore10 years ago
The people nearest to me are my family so... NO!!

dankmemes1018 years ago
I'm asexual anyway...

John Kim12 years ago
saved it for later
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