"Yes, is this Trump? Meet me in the alley I know where the Mexicans are hiding"
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WolfRex7 years ago
I don't have an enemy!
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Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Ain't got any enemies instead I have death threateners. I get to choose what I want then. Cool. I choose pokemon to be real, I choose my own dream home, I choose to become a googolaire. $_$ BD C:
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Weeaboofordays8 years ago
I just turn all my enemy"s in to my friends so hay buddy can I bee half super saiyan 3 naruto and half super saiyan god Natsu but with all of their full strangers and powers... thanks bro
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MikeTGM8 years ago
What if I don't have any enemies?
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DeaththeKid8 years ago
My enemy... Who is the most assymetrical person I know?
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TurtleShroom8 years ago
Simple: have someone ask your enemy what he would want more than anything else if he could have it. Don't disclose that you are thr one that gets it.
Boom: you get his greatest desire! Let"s hope it"s good!
LinktheZombie8 years ago
Hopefully their thing they want more than anything isn't you dead or hung up on a wall for a week getting never ending paper cuts every 10 minutes or something like that.
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Sans And Papyrus9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
PushMeOffIfYouCan8 years ago
Hi. I"d like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment secti...[Show full comment]
Threaten to stab them if they don't pick what you want.
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Herestia9 years ago
Well...I'm my own enemy XD
I CHOOSE BLACK FUNCTIONAL WINGS!! :D
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valdumar9 years ago
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PushMeOffIfYouCan8 years ago
Hi. I"d like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being visible in the comment secti...[Show full comment]
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Theunleashed7 years ago
I don’t have an enemy AHA
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Kyle St Pierre12 years ago
my enemy is pretty stupid. he would give me a snake. thinking it will kill me. i will train it to kill him and i get what i wanted. he loses and a snake.
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TheNorwegianCat4 years ago
Imagine having enemies, cringe
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Kags9 years ago
Does it count if I hate myself more than anyone else?
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MyMum('s sister)9 years ago
I am my enemy trolololololololololololololololololololoolollololololololololololololololololololololololoolollololololololololololololololololololololololoolollololololololololololololololololololololololoolollololololololololololololololololololololololoo...[Show full comment]
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Dkflash228 years ago
Sooo...you really can't have anything you want then because someone else is choosing what you get.
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ITZ JEFFREY9 years ago
I would torture my enemy so he would give me what I want
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somebODYONCTOLDME7 years ago
If it’s your enemy they are obviously gonna choose something bad for you.
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SonicNobody10 years ago
my enemy is my own insanity
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sonicmariolinkminecraftlegopikachu9 years ago
your enemy would just give you d****
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AllieTheKat7 years ago
Whelp, death it is then
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Louriana Davis12 years ago
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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IAmTotallyNotRay7 years ago
You are your own worst enemy and nightmare, therefore free stuff!
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Me.com.com.com.com9 years ago
I am my enemy
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Yeetaleet56343 years ago
This literally defeats the entire purpose of having anything in the world.
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Cole Swindell9 years ago
If you can have what you want, then you can have your enemy not give you what you want and make yourself give yourself what you want.
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Purplestrawberrie13139 years ago
My enemy is the button.😜
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Bbsfanop694 years ago
I dont have friends not enemy I live in hell..
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CCCM899 years ago
reverse psychology is fun, no?
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KaiR7 years ago
Trick your enemy to say infinite wishes
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The Camel King11 years ago
they wou;ld kill me!
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EvanJambora8 years ago
Mom said alcohol is my enemy.Jesus says love your enemies
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ninjadino3219 years ago
I dont want a pet lion...
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memandylov9 years ago
WE ALL HAVE EBO LA LA LA LA LA
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Idk8 months ago
Mfs who hates themselves:I see this as a win!
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pengie92909 years ago
All the people who are my "enemies" are either friends who compete against me in vidogames or fictional people, also in videogames.
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