Will You Press The Button?

Krimson_Shadow_the_Changeling9 years ago

id take it. im asexual anyways.

HELPME4202 years ago

im aroace

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PsycicN1NJA9 years ago

Why the hell would I ever want to have sex when I can have infinite hours of skyrim on my belt?

Dat1Buttonpresser2 months ago

yes but Minecraft

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pleasesaynotospam9 years ago

immortality is a shiit bcause everyday is the same thing forever and i want orgasms to masturbete

chineese8 years ago

Infinitely new ways to have sex, Boom magic.

A137103190304 months ago

不是？哥们！

ApexSpice8 years ago

I'm fine with this who gives a shit a hate orgsms but it"s a good thing it didylny say organs

Brekilz9 years ago

I'm asexual anyways, so I'll take it

19mcctre8 years ago

this is horrible, immortality is the worst thing to have

WolfTamer8 years ago

I just don't wanna be immortal because you would have to watch everyone die and the end of the world come and no matter how hard you try you won't be able to doe so if some one atabs you through the heart you kinda have to live with the pain for a while an...[Show full comment]

scarecrow13399 years ago

Again. Wtf who would want to be immortal.

CheetahNutella10 years ago

then what's the point in living if you can't have orgasms

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago

What's the point in being immortal then?

butters7 years ago

^ nope.

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Pascu Gabriel Catalin12 years ago

Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.

Commissar9 years ago

I like the way you think

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago

What's the point in being immortal then?

Szokusia8 years ago

Infinite anime

Pascu Gabriel Catalin12 years ago

Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.

John M Hager12 years ago

Welp, it says no orgasm, but not no sex. Plenty of time to practice pleasing the ladies.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Don't like people touching me

Jeff Testa12 years ago

Biological immortality is paramount.

Jeff Testa12 years ago

Biological immortality is paramount.

ZeusOmega119 years ago

Not worth it

3xcalib3rr2 years ago

No because being immortal would suck ass

Stanley Blaskiewicz8 years ago

I cannot feel pleasure to begin with.

Dragon855 years ago

Does this also mean immune to all damage because I'll take it if it does and I'll join the military and be on the front lines

Pok&eacute;mon Master Red8 years ago

No upside, immortality would become boring

harelthegamerx9 years ago

my worst nightmare be a biologicy

Joemaster9 years ago

Can Guys have orgasms?

SirFluffyCheeks9 years ago

Yes. It's called ejaculation.

ej023410 years ago

That would mean clean masturbation!

The_w0lf_of_f1re8 years ago

Now, orgasms are great. But have you ever had nutella before, it tastes about as good as an orgasm feels

lukaisnotlame7 years ago

Nutella is shit

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JAR4Life138 years ago

What?

LokoAmigo9 years ago

Oh fuck nah

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

Wat

magiawizard9 years ago

Yes button pressed

Silvis9 years ago

*asexual button mash*

writerfriend7 years ago

No upside being immortal sucks

skyrimlegend219 years ago

Then sex

ninjatiger10 years ago

adoption duh

Silverbullet21219 years ago

Impossible pregnancy. Life is easier.

RedVexeD8 years ago

Fuck that. I like my O"s and it"d make my husband way too sad. I can't live with him being that sad, so... no.

JamieJam9 years ago

Being immortal may get boring. But im not legally allowed sex, so infinite life pl- say kids. THE WORLD WILL END AND YOU WILL BE THERE AND SUFFER FOR ALL OF TIME

ARandomButtonPresser8 months ago

For me, there's literally no downside

Nod_Lucario9 years ago

upside.exe was not found

1Why_Not14 years ago

What"s all this about immortality? Why would you want to watch everyone around you die? Plus I'm asexual so this was rlly easy

PrestoProductions8 years ago

Agreed

Dragborg8 years ago

Im a dude

Dragborg8 years ago

Wait its calked an orgasim in dudes too? Oh.

Allwarden4710 years ago

If any of you have seen the movie Lucy, that movie has reasoning behind this. Cells have two choices. Immortality or reproduction. If it has one, it cannot perform the other