You get a walrus at your home
but
At any moment you won't know in the next week you will get hit in the balls by a baseball bat
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Tocakyca10 years ago
why da fuk do i need a walrus in home my home?

Weegee338 years ago
Why not

Sir Internet10 years ago
WALRUS IS LOVE, WALRUS IS LIFE.

GlutNy7 years ago
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ubgaming10 years ago
where the hell is the good side? Walrus need salt water and a huge ass tank.... WHY DO WE NEED A WALRUS??!!

SRN1189 years ago
walrus=lovewalrus=life
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Ray-of-Sunshine8 years ago
Why do almost all of these assume you"re a straight white american male gamer?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
You forgot neurotypical.
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Allyfun127 years ago
I don't have balls! I WIN!!!

Chris___Jlast year
First of all, I want to get hit in the balls Second of all, walrus can be dangerous to have around if you don't know them well

TwoPlayerGams7 years ago
I WANT TO GET HIT BY A BASEBALL BAT HAHAHAH S U I C I D AL S

Cindy Thee MoonGoddess12 years ago
Don't have balls, also don't care about the walrus.. PUSHED IT CAUSE YOLO.

Chibiusa2 years ago
I'm an only child and my mom would never adopt anyone she said she"s done with me~
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BobbyWasabiMk29 years ago
Why would I want a walrus and why would I want to be hit in the balls

Destructible Watermelon10 years ago
upside?

Tigslarlowducken7 years ago
HELL NO

Sweep8 years ago
WALRUS IS LOVE, WALRUS IS LIFE

Ryn_taylor8 years ago
Welp

TemmieArmor9 years ago
Hahaha I don't have balls.

Kosty Jura12 years ago
Wtf two downsides...

Baconcatinator639 years ago
Yeah there are two downsides
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Sonya Robel12 years ago
trick question i have no balls

Michael Foley12 years ago
So what's the upside?

Doobedoo229 years ago
You get a walrus

Tessa Svehla12 years ago
Do ovaries count as balls?

Tigslarlowducken7 years ago
The walrus IS the downside
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Little C9 years ago
For all the women out there, You would probably just get hit in the stomach, or breast, it doesn't matter where, just as long as you get hurt.

TGPaddy8 years ago
Walrus is my city

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Wtf do I need a walrus?

SilverOcean10 years ago
Not a dude...

Bbsfanop695 years ago
Why this post is harassing us guys ..why do I need a walrus and why only we have to get baseballbated in nuts .. not so cool man I felt the pain by just reading it !!

Latooflo8 years ago
Doesn't say how hard i get hit.

xXAzureAngelXx10 years ago
meh i say meh do this meh

EyeOfTruth9 years ago
True COD is pretty bad compared to any other game ever

ENIAC_Android6 years ago
There is no upside

erica20039 years ago
I'm a girl so I don't have balls

Kentlivar 9 years ago
Whats the upside?

heyitslee11 years ago
IM A GIRL

ItsLiza7 years ago
Lol, no balls

pokefan20169 years ago
I don't care I get a real life po po!

xXNebulaKittyXx8 years ago
I HAVE NO BALLS *smashes button with a bat*

Explosivo10010 years ago
This is a fantastic choice

HonestyMaster7 years ago
whats a walroose ?

Elfwine10 years ago
NOOOOOO, NOT THE BOWLING BALLS!!!!!

HotSauceBear10 years ago
Worth meeting Jamie Hynemen

ImTheLaw4 years ago
I dont have balls of course im taking the walrus!

Icetoken1239 years ago
Welp use the damn walrus to block your balls or fight them.

Sky Huber12 years ago
Shildren, bring me the shildren!

jojololo49 years ago
I don't got balls so

3arakhe10 years ago
DOOWNSIDE?

Denki__Kaminari5 years ago
Me has no balls

I_am_snail9 years ago
Good thing I don't have balls then....

Jason Cee12 years ago
Too risky

Killerofzombies8 years ago
It doesn't say how hard it could be just a light tap

Pika Girl10 years ago
I don't have balls lol

LoneWolf22xo7 years ago
I don’t have balls ya’ll!

Korrok9 years ago
What if one already IS the walrus? (Koo-koo ka-choo)
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