You can make the person you love perpetually happy.
but
You could never be happy yourself.
I will not

kindness_luigi 9 months ago
i love my girlfriend but i cant because i want to maybe one day be finally happy :(

Lollilgamerlo last year
nah im shelfish as hell

Asdfghjk1 11 years ago
What if I love myself?

rosethorn320 11 years ago
Asexuality. Mind blow.

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
Never post something without googling it first!
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Kurberdurblepurp 10 years ago
Loophole 1. Their happiness is my happiness. 2. Already depressed.

Marshmallowy_Archangel 8 years ago
1337master is on to something
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KrowTheAUfan 10 years ago
Uhhhhh... Can't everyone just be happy!

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
You are a precious person

Benjamin Voissem 13 years ago
I'm already chronically depressed... at least I could help SOME-ONE.

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
Same hear
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ArcaneDust 10 years ago
Happiness is overrated

Eaglest05 8 years ago
This marshmallow guy is like me, but nice. He"s cool.

Eaglest05 8 years ago
Seriously, he"s either supporting our being sarcastic/corrective on every comment I see.

Sinester_fox 9 years ago
I’m already depressed hahaha

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Do you need a virtual hug, man?

Jacobwwhite 9 years ago
Jokes on you i am always not happy, and alsoi already make people happy. So nothing will change.

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Okeydoke, and it"s really no problem.
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Superdude495 9 years ago
i don't like this one much

Matthew Sharp 13 years ago
my life?

Claire Hanna 13 years ago
fuck that. i pick me.

Shirokuma 11 years ago
Fuck that. I choose them.
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Anonumous 9 years ago
My mom"s sleeping to tecnically i just get depressed nope

TheGanjaWarrior 10 years ago
My father in a nutshell

ZachS 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS U WILL B KISSD BY UR CRUSH THIS FRIDAY SAY UR NAM 10x SAY UR MOMS NAME 5x NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5x THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GRUPS IN 143 MIN. IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD BAD LUCK

Roaryboy 11 years ago
I'm happy when I male others happy

HarveyWright 2 years ago
Ummm downside???

Crazydude5 12 years ago
No change in my life, besides my girlfriend being happy instead of both of us being depressed

Djkitty101 9 years ago
I already do this

AColdGuy 5 years ago
You cannot be happy, but you can be: cheerful, contented, pleased, excited, joyful, glad, jubilant, jolly, etc.

Rina Bridgewater 13 years ago
As long as they were happy I wouldn't mind.

DonTrumpHater 10 years ago
You can't love someone without loving yourself at least a bit

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
I'm not being sarcastic, by the way. I'm actually curious.
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Johncena.exe 11 years ago
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I CURRENTLY DONT HAVE A LOVE INTEREST BITCH

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
*you"re
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cviop 10 years ago
ok this is already happening

Tortise 11 years ago
Too bad happy wife happy life get logiced XD

Rachelle Oriane Warren 13 years ago
I would make them happy, regardless of the cost. In the end, I would get happiness from seeing them happy.

Thanakla 5 months ago
我深爱着我自己

CHANCHO 11 years ago
But i would be happy if they were to be happy...

assassinboy 9 years ago
iam not happy i m very ugly

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Nuh-uh. Get over here. Someone needs a hug and some reassurance, you cute person.

PandasEatRainbows 10 years ago
I love myself B) That was dumb I'm sorry XD

DirtOfTheGods 10 years ago
I'm already depressed

Theorem_Alpha 11 years ago
I've been in relationships before that felt like this... And it's a terrible experience. Just no.

Pikkle_man12 5 years ago
I'm depressed already too

TigerGamer1 12 years ago
It's better giving than receiving

Shirokuma 11 years ago
I do have depression.

AA-Battery-X2 6 years ago
My life right now

John Chester Staples 13 years ago
everyone should roll with the punches.

ayy.lmao 10 years ago
what if I love myself though

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
Wait. I love a lot of people (I wish I could say everyone, but I'm not quite there yet) but in different ways. So, can I help a bunch of people??? Of course, either way it"d be awesome, but I'm just wondering.

queen of the jeffs 10 years ago
if he loves me he should be allready happy

Souv 11 years ago
Well, we both are happy, why would I be sad ?

ToastedBread 11 years ago
*you're self

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
You are self? I'm sorry.

DVC69 2 years ago
Jokes on you. I already hate myself

lilmissloophole 11 years ago
You 'could' never be happy, not you 'will'. It's a possibility. Press it, possibility 0.00000000000001%, use your happy-making ability... WIN-WIN.

CasualJimm 5 years ago
Literally already done

Aster Kirisaki 13 years ago
I could live with that. Nothing makes me happier than seeing my brother smile anyway

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago
I will never be satisifed..

Marshmallowy_Archangel 9 years ago
*trying not to sing Hamilton*

hollyskyes 11 years ago
i already can't
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