Your crush(es) immeaditly falls in love with you and dates you, and you get kissing, cuddling,or anything you desire
but
They also punch you in the face once a day to show their affection and you can never leave the relationship
I will not

you-see-mee-replying 3 years ago
this could get really FUCKED UP. get it?

Onion Kiwi 11 years ago
ONLY 1 DAMAGE, NOT THAT BAD

CharlesDeye 10 years ago
U can desire them to stop punching u

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
Domestic violence is a great would you rather question.

DaBestMind 4 years ago
desire to end the relationship if you want. You can also desire for them not to punch you. NO DOWNSIDE!!!

Wenastardesxd 2 years ago
literally

Plantsking825 9 years ago
Does that mean the weaker they punch me, the more they like me?

Devin Prentice 13 years ago
Its not the punching that turns me off. Its the fact that I CAN NEVER END THE RELATIONSHIP.

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
I cant pick carfully because theese are crushes. Also agree 100%. Cant leave = poisenous relation. Bad button!
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Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago
I will take the punch. Besides I do boxing and I get blows to the head all the time. Plus I will never get tired of the relationship. I love the girl I like like a lot.

kennymccormick2169 11 years ago
Lol who cares ppl get punched every day it's not that bad don't be a pussy

Loopholes_galore 9 years ago
Maybe it’s the world’s softest punch

F1shbowlsiwmmer 9 years ago
That would be really bad if it was the one punch man!

DaBestMind 4 years ago
haha yes

Abigail Lee 13 years ago
THEY NEVER SAID HOW HARD MWAHHAH

GG_GAMER 8 years ago
Exactly
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Trailman05 9 years ago
Wow

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago
Well it never said it was a hard or painful punch

RocksDJr3 10 years ago
Markiplier splashes some punch once in my face every day? I'm good with that.

herccleary 10 years ago
dude, free road head whenever i want? fuck yeah, count me in.

GreyDiamondRain 11 years ago
My girlfriend sounds like Toph

queen_tij15 11 years ago
For real bruh that's who I thought of

Random Arsenal fan 11 years ago
They didn't say how hard though

Anders Lisborg Simonsen 13 years ago
Overly Attached Girlfriend is looking for this power

TheCameronMaster464 11 years ago
so right

Catarina Camacho 13 years ago
In other words, an abusive relationship.

Ryan Slanzik 13 years ago
but what if youre a masochist?

Frankie Gerhardt 13 years ago
Doesn't say how hard she's punch.

Derpygamer07 9 years ago
What if your girlfriend is weak it won't hurt that much...

MaxDaRkDrAgOn07 11 years ago
YES! Idc if he hits me! I love him and I want to be his~ (Gay Alert!)

justface 10 years ago
nothing would be changed if I press the Button

SlothKing22 11 years ago
Um yeah she does not punch hard!

SabrinaBea 2 years ago
Honestly as long as i know it’s because a magic thing made them show their love with punches and not actual abuse, whatever, I can take it.

Grace Horaski 13 years ago
she's weak, anyways

Flig 10 years ago
It hurts just right!

Infrno621 11 years ago
Who said they were gonna punch really hard?

OPOSSUM_ 4 years ago
Also everytime they do they have to yell "FALCON PUNCH"

Meowmeow0 11 years ago
So the woman of my dreams, and the price is one punch a day...and it doesn't even have to be a hard punch! Wooo, I wish this was actually real

Michael Hoeft 13 years ago
50-50

rockk 9 years ago
i dont like pies

everi 11 years ago
OH!They never said how hard the punch was.-_-

Temmie_da_tem 7 years ago
NO CUDDLES

chopperdan999 11 years ago
how hard do they punch

TrueBlood 9 years ago
IAN SOMERHALDERRRR

crysralhalo 11 years ago
nobody said that they would punch you at full force :)

Small_UMADPROSKILL 10 years ago
She punches me! *Busts out the FREAKIN Mosin Nagant!*

Pikashiba156 11 years ago
Yanderes. Yanderes everywhere.

DonTrumpHater 9 years ago
They will punch me in the morning so I will immediately wake up and she will become by alarm. That is how I win this.

bobismymother 11 years ago
Oh I love you! Let me just punch you in the face to show it

ratt_kingg last year
i like being punched, so.....

é-den 10 years ago
My crush have no arms (true story huh)

landkon 12 years ago
Never said how hard the punch was

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Cover your face with a cushion first.

cube jr 10 years ago
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Jeremy Harding 13 years ago
I don't need any crushes -- I'm too gorgeous for that.

SammyRascal 9 years ago
Fuck this question this reminds of my girlfriend punching me
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