Will You Press The Button?

Aldebaran_Smith 8 months ago

Stable job and Psychic powers...

Deastiel_shiper last year

Fūck da government

JonCena 11 years ago

Murder=Fun

imavirginnn 5 years ago

thanks for the advice jon cena

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MrsEvansHiddleston 9 years ago

Soooo... basically become the Winter Soldier?

SilverHalt 8 years ago

Heak yeh

SilentJill345 5 years ago

1.Ask if you can use your power. 2.Use Mind Control 3.MURDER IS FUN 4.Profit

Katze 9 years ago

Whooops the government was the wrong person to kill

Icode1 10 years ago

if i play my cards right i could control the government and the world ....... que evil laughter

Duolingo 4 months ago

@megan just ask them🤯

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Apollo924 4 years ago

Murder them!

gadlygamer 4 years ago

screw the government i do what i want

Rexina 8 years ago

Yay.I can amazing psychic powers

Aaron Waterson 13 years ago

Make them give you permission by controlling them.

Weirddude43 6 years ago

Exactly, but they wouldnt know, would they?

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Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

Make them give you permission for evrrything and then make them destroy all physical evidence and wipe their memories afterwards. So, a year of deleting evidence you have a life of pshycic powers.

Famalam 9 years ago

Lol just kill the government

yofacegamer 10 years ago

this comment will get the least amount of likes

MrDoobles 4 years ago

Downvote :)

Meta-Ton 5 years ago

So im a slave with super powers..... Good. Fuck that!

Evil_J 5 years ago

Jason Bourne got nothin on me

ththomas9 6 years ago

Sounds good. You"re my first target!

Futurefounda1 9 years ago

Ask for permission to do something to them that they will love. Make them do whatever you want. Use your powers. Never do weird stuff. Win-win

Herogaia 10 years ago

and my life as a bad-ass begin

Gerry2877 10 years ago

Hell yeah. Kill people and be badass, I'll take it.

Korthar 10 years ago

So I get amazing powers but I can't ever use them for myself? No thanks I want to go on irresponsible rampages with my god-like powers thank you.

Icode1 10 years ago

yes and exactly

ButtonLord 11 years ago

For the sake of civil life (and i hate the goverment), i will not.

eeeee 11 years ago

am I an assasin of the Templars then?

Katie Riedy 13 years ago

Ask for permission to use the powers got your mission, then kill them instead.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

good one

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William Bishop 13 years ago

Immortality so I can play with the government for a few decades, and destroy their consciousnesses when I have to kill an innocent (I'll know because telepathy)

WubbaLubbaDubDub 10 years ago

You don't have immortality, you only have psychic powers and you can't look at any time in the future that they don't give you permission to look at xD

Lena Arya Stevens 13 years ago

no point if I cant chose when to use them

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

i would use them aginst the goverment

WubbaLubbaDubDub 10 years ago

Did you even read it? You can't use them against the government unless the government gives you permission to use them against the government -_-

darkslayer 11 years ago

I give myself the permission to use my powers to kill the government

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egads 3 years ago

If I can never use my powers without explicit permission, then why bother having powers?

DarkShark127 10 years ago

IT WONT BE FUN

ShadowJet 12 years ago

i would do what I wanted and if they tried to kill me i would kill the whole government.

shenren030 2 months ago

but我们不干涉他国内政

Clavis 8 years ago

Just kill them by normal means till none of them are left

Maggie Kelley 13 years ago

dieeee!!!!!!!

Mister-E 9 years ago

Only using powers with permission. Real-life Metroid

Swagraptor 10 years ago

I really wanted to be human charizard (pyrokinesis)

meatloave 2 years ago

I refuse not on moral grounds but simply because I DONT WANNA!!!!! Annd I grant myself permanent explicit permission to use my powers as I wish.....I can also have ice cream whenever I want

xDxL 11 years ago

You get a slave of the goverment, because you can't control the powers.

kill or be killed 10 years ago

Yes mwahahaha

Bob the button presser 11 years ago

I'll go mewtwo on them

aklesh3 9 years ago

Apparently you can never use proper grammar.

Weirddude43 6 years ago

It says not limited to, you could givvr yourself a power to control reality, bending reality so that you could use your powers with or without permission

Jared Seebo 13 years ago

i would just denied jobs based on how much they are willing to pay me. basically i only take the jobs i want or become ungodly rich

Andy2 9 years ago

Maybe i could go to afghanistan hunt down terrorists and assasinate them? that would be awesome.

demonslayer7500 10 years ago

Super assassin ,

Radioactive Arcade 11 years ago

Mentally control the person who made the dilemma and make them change the downside

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

I don't think you can make them change the downside, unless you have timetravelling and omniscience (and maybe transportation).

Inconsistent 9 years ago

Become the most feared assassin in the world at the cost of being controlled by the government. Or continue being a weak highschooler. I think I know what to do

bathwater 3 years ago

accept and if i dont like it just use my powers to brainwash the people giving me the mission

xlittle 11 years ago

sooo instant kill your enemy and government for power beyond recognition? cool

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