Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

Just ask someone who will always say yes to any question then ask them "Can i use my Psychic powers at any time for any reason and also ignore any request for me to Use/ Not Use my Psychic powers at will." they will respond "Yes you may use your Psychic po...[Show full comment]

Firefist5 months ago

Dang, should have thought of that.

JonCena9 years ago

Murder=Fun

imavirginnn4 years ago

thanks for the advice jon cena

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MrsEvansHiddleston8 years ago

Soooo... basically become the Winter Soldier?

SilverHalt7 years ago

Heak yeh

SilentJill3454 years ago

1.Ask if you can use your power. 2.Use Mind Control 3.MURDER IS FUN 4.Profit

Apollo9243 years ago

Murder them!

gadlygamer3 years ago

screw the government i do what i want

Katze8 years ago

Whooops the government was the wrong person to kill

Icode18 years ago

if i play my cards right i could control the government and the world ....... que evil laughter

Megan72418 years ago

But you can't use your powers without permission form the government, so like idk

Famalam8 years ago

Lol just kill the government

Rexina7 years ago

Yay.I can amazing psychic powers

Meta-Ton4 years ago

So im a slave with super powers..... Good. Fuck that!

Evil_J4 years ago

Jason Bourne got nothin on me

ththomas94 years ago

Sounds good. You"re my first target!

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

Make them give you permission for evrrything and then make them destroy all physical evidence and wipe their memories afterwards. So, a year of deleting evidence you have a life of pshycic powers.

yofacegamer8 years ago

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MrDoobles3 years ago

Downvote :)

Aaron Waterson12 years ago

Make them give you permission by controlling them.

Weirddude435 years ago

Exactly, but they wouldnt know, would they?

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Futurefounda18 years ago

Ask for permission to do something to them that they will love. Make them do whatever you want. Use your powers. Never do weird stuff. Win-win

JackRock8 years ago

and my life as a bad-ass begin

Gerry28778 years ago

Hell yeah. Kill people and be badass, I'll take it.

Korthar9 years ago

So I get amazing powers but I can't ever use them for myself? No thanks I want to go on irresponsible rampages with my god-like powers thank you.

Icode18 years ago

yes and exactly

ButtonLord9 years ago

For the sake of civil life (and i hate the goverment), i will not.

eeeee9 years ago

am I an assasin of the Templars then?

Katie Riedy12 years ago

Ask for permission to use the powers got your mission, then kill them instead.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

good one

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William Bishop12 years ago

Immortality so I can play with the government for a few decades, and destroy their consciousnesses when I have to kill an innocent (I'll know because telepathy)

WubbaLubbaDubDub8 years ago

You don't have immortality, you only have psychic powers and you can't look at any time in the future that they don't give you permission to look at xD

Lena Arya Stevens12 years ago

no point if I cant chose when to use them

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

i would use them aginst the goverment

WubbaLubbaDubDub8 years ago

Did you even read it? You can't use them against the government unless the government gives you permission to use them against the government -_-

Melissa Leman12 years ago

I hate the current government...BTW sounds like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen

10000horsepower8 years ago

I mean the permission part is a bit of a downside, but hey, we can't legally use chemical/biological weapons for humane reasons, so I guess it"s understandable.

CCthecat9 years ago

Id rather have freedom than power so no

Ilovetorture5 years ago

What are they going to do shoot a gun at you just fucking kill them can't take away your powers if they"re dead

Kelsey-Scott8 years ago

Easy, kill the government, I am the government now and everyone will be happy by telekinetically making everyone not argue :)

EmberQuill9 years ago

"you can never use your powers without explicit permission." Uh, no. Not worth it.

X123467 years ago

Working for Trump is a nightmare

I have some powers like my favorite movie (Chronicle) but I have to act like my favorite video game (AC)?! I press this fucking button! =D

Snurph9 years ago

Snurph agrees with all of u

Leah_7708 years ago

Wait I can do cool assassin shit and get cool powers this button has no downside and that"s tem shop approved. :3

Patatopat9 years ago

I am the most powerful being on earth not the govermants bitch

Cheeseman8 years ago

Kill them with permission and then

Legos20109 years ago

If I have psychic powers, I WANT TO HAVE SOME GOD DAN FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

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