Will You Press The Button?

Aldebaran_Smith 8 months ago

Stable job and Psychic powers...

Deastiel_shiper last year

Fūck da government

JonCena 11 years ago

Murder=Fun

imavirginnn 5 years ago

thanks for the advice jon cena

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MrsEvansHiddleston 9 years ago

Soooo... basically become the Winter Soldier?

SilverHalt 8 years ago

Heak yeh

SilentJill345 5 years ago

1.Ask if you can use your power. 2.Use Mind Control 3.MURDER IS FUN 4.Profit

Katze 9 years ago

Whooops the government was the wrong person to kill

Icode1 10 years ago

if i play my cards right i could control the government and the world ....... que evil laughter

Duolingo 4 months ago

@megan just ask them🤯

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Apollo924 4 years ago

Murder them!

gadlygamer 4 years ago

screw the government i do what i want

Rexina 8 years ago

Yay.I can amazing psychic powers

Aaron Waterson 13 years ago

Make them give you permission by controlling them.

Weirddude43 6 years ago

Exactly, but they wouldnt know, would they?

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Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

Make them give you permission for evrrything and then make them destroy all physical evidence and wipe their memories afterwards. So, a year of deleting evidence you have a life of pshycic powers.

Famalam 9 years ago

Lol just kill the government

yofacegamer 10 years ago

this comment will get the least amount of likes

MrDoobles 4 years ago

Downvote :)

Meta-Ton 5 years ago

So im a slave with super powers..... Good. Fuck that!

Evil_J 5 years ago

Jason Bourne got nothin on me

ththomas9 6 years ago

Sounds good. You"re my first target!

Futurefounda1 9 years ago

Ask for permission to do something to them that they will love. Make them do whatever you want. Use your powers. Never do weird stuff. Win-win

Herogaia 10 years ago

and my life as a bad-ass begin

Gerry2877 10 years ago

Hell yeah. Kill people and be badass, I'll take it.

Korthar 10 years ago

So I get amazing powers but I can't ever use them for myself? No thanks I want to go on irresponsible rampages with my god-like powers thank you.

Icode1 10 years ago

yes and exactly

ButtonLord 11 years ago

For the sake of civil life (and i hate the goverment), i will not.

eeeee 11 years ago

am I an assasin of the Templars then?

Katie Riedy 13 years ago

Ask for permission to use the powers got your mission, then kill them instead.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

good one

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William Bishop 13 years ago

Immortality so I can play with the government for a few decades, and destroy their consciousnesses when I have to kill an innocent (I'll know because telepathy)

WubbaLubbaDubDub 10 years ago

You don't have immortality, you only have psychic powers and you can't look at any time in the future that they don't give you permission to look at xD

Lena Arya Stevens 13 years ago

no point if I cant chose when to use them

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

i would use them aginst the goverment

WubbaLubbaDubDub 10 years ago

Did you even read it? You can't use them against the government unless the government gives you permission to use them against the government -_-

Rod 9 years ago

I just control em...

TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago

Step one: Ask for permission to use mind control powers for a mission. Step 2: Use the mind control powers on them instead, as you have permission to use those powers. Step 3: Tell them to give you explicit permission to use all of your powers at any time.... [Show full comment]

TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago

Or you could just get somebody else's permission for using your powers. Never says you need the government's permission.

Nic 12 years ago

I'd quit

mmokgu last month

你不是被束缚的鸟

dovahkiin65 11 years ago

assassin working for the government with psychic powers sounds like a fun career.

Alphatech 8 years ago

secretly plot to overthrow the government, then when you have shadow puppet control of it do whatever you want

Thomas Koenders 13 years ago

going Dishonored up in this bitch

yofacegamer 10 years ago

kill them, easy

ronny-atm 9 years ago

Cool I wanna be an assassin. Plus I could threaten them to take off these stupid bans.

Swagraptor 10 years ago

I really wanted to be human charizard ( pyrokinesis )

MiguelZ 2 years ago

Agent 47 on cheats

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Buttholeking69 10 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

spam much?

kvk4life 11 years ago

Becoming a unstoppable force of psionic power AND gettin paid for it? Sign me up Scotty!

Theholymemes 9 years ago

Well I can exploit that

Ilovetorture 6 years ago

What are they going to do shoot a gun at you just fucking kill them can't take away your powers if they"re dead

Melissa Leman 13 years ago

I hate the current government...BTW sounds like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen

10000horsepower 9 years ago

I mean the permission part is a bit of a downside, but hey, we can't legally use chemical/biological weapons for humane reasons, so I guess it"s understandable.

CCthecat 10 years ago

Id rather have freedom than power so no

Kelsey-Scott 10 years ago

Easy, kill the government, I am the government now and everyone will be happy by telekinetically making everyone not argue :)

EmberQuill 11 years ago

"you can never use your powers without explicit permission." Uh, no. Not worth it.

X12346 9 years ago

Working for Trump is a nightmare

I have some powers like my favorite movie (Chronicle) but I have to act like my favorite video game (AC)?! I press this fucking button! =D

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