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You can become a Hogwarts' wizard.
but
Voldemort kills you the second year.
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NotRealPerson9 years ago
Have your first year happen during Harry's 7th. Voldemort is now dead for your second year.

QNightwatcher4 years ago
I was born after 2000 so Voldemort is dead already so this makes no sense
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DemonicalDragon7 years ago
The HarryPotter Series already ended, witch means that Voldemort is already dead and so can't kill you. Suck it button!!!

Dry Pussy Cleaner9 years ago
Just come back from cloudville like Harry did.

Mercura9 years ago
downside?

Superwar37957 years ago
Not sure if you’re joking or suicidal
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Luna-Chan9 years ago
Well I'm with the Percy Jackson fandom SOOOOOOOOOO...

heroesofolympus17388 years ago
Hey, me too! But I would love to be a demigod witch....
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AnnonApril8 years ago
HA HA VOLDEY CANT DO DAT HE DEID

TurtlederpPercy8 years ago
I'm in the PJO and HoO fandom, I ain't nevah going to no Hogs that have warts.

heroesofolympus17388 years ago
It"s a school for wizards and witches....

TeamKobus28 years ago
He died somewhere in 2003 or something... he died for good.... So DAFAQ!?

QNightwatcher4 years ago
He died in 1998

Hugh-John Stockton12 years ago
Twenty five percent of people are alright with being murdered by the most terrifying dark wizard of all time if it means they get to levitate a few objects, talk to a few paintings, and fall off a few broomsticks.

WhatTheFuck2 years ago
27% now
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Serano7 years ago
i am a good man in a good history

Felcsi8 years ago
So that"s how Chester Bennington died

ttyl5568 years ago
I"ve never seen Harry potter sry

Pond8 years ago
Well Voldemort is dead so win win

wazzzzzzup9 years ago
use hermiones locket to go back in time and stop he who shall not be named in the first place

Kittenlover1017 years ago
It"s not a locket, it"s a Time Turner.
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desmond26009 years ago
Never go to school second year

Tricky8 years ago
Listen to Dobby

João Nícolas Andrade12 years ago
I will learn how to make Horcruxes in one year. u mad voldy?

ihatexxdiamondxx3 years ago
i can hear you xxdiamondxx, i am in your walls and can see you masterbating to some gay furry porn. you are done for PRICK

greekdeadpool10 years ago
friends could just use the ressuretion stone on me

Dinorex8 years ago
Still a wizard so better than nothing also what if I don't be a Hogwarts wizard and go to some other school

RachelLikesToPushButtons7 years ago
Ew, Harry Potter sucks.. (prepares for hate)

Corrina Wolfe12 years ago
It's worth it

Katie_Lokidottir8 years ago
I'm a slytherin, I'll find a way around it.

Keriko9 years ago
SIMPLE IT IS!!! Magic clone which is "you" so voldemort kills "you" you as in I is still alive LOOP WHOLES FOR EVERY BODY!!!1!!

Table_Pepper9 years ago
Kill him the first

gijo7779 years ago
True +hello 123

RogueRondol7 years ago
what"s hogwarts? who"s Voldemort?

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Hogwarts is a magical school, and Voldemort is the MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLS SO MANY PEOPLE, LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER"S PARENTS.

Stolenstar10 years ago
Voldemort is dead. And if this is like Harry Potter time, I am Half-Blood so, le snake won't kill me. Even if I did die somehow it was fucking worth it.

glazedoughnut8 years ago
Boldly is dead so I'm completely good with this

Emerald_Tiger9 years ago
No way in the land of harry potter would I do this.

nakobro2003 8 years ago
Every potterhead (myself included) pretty much knows all the unforgivable curses

Tricky8 years ago
Yeah but Voldemort is a much stronger wizard who can shoot an avada kedavra at you without you even knowing he was there

Myuu9 years ago
But what if i become the best wizard in this 2 years and destroy him?

markandarc4 years ago
just skip second year

jaffa biscuit11 years ago
totally worth it

cococrzy9 years ago
I figured it out. Learn a shit ton of spells in the first year then never do the second year and finally realise that Voldemort would be dead. Return to Hogwarts.

Daby7 years ago
Hell no

rexafun128 years ago
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sonicj019 years ago
dont go back

Virginia :D :P (xD)9 years ago
i don't watch harry potter no hate please

Keriko9 years ago
It's also a book....

sonic =sanic9 years ago
Can't be kill I'll fuck voldemort

Alexis_Holmes_6563 years ago
plot hole found: you could become an american wizard, voldy mouldy wont kill you then. also im taking the chance.

icouldntthinkofaname10 years ago
well now i know my fate so i could avoid it

Kitkat10108 years ago
Excuse me but id rather be a witch.

Fuck_that_bitch_thanos7 years ago
I can make a nose joke before I die, I'm fucking hhaopy.

ElibelSoda8 years ago
I don't watch Harry Potter, but I know who Voldemort is because I heard his name somewhere.

21jamsis9 years ago
Well team up with him and then he would not kill you

Nosaj9 years ago
Harry Potter sucks

DragonsWolvesBravery7 years ago
GO BACK TO JERSEY YOU SCUMBAG!
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alsiceg9 years ago
just killvboldemort before then easy logic go fuck youre self

Fleecy277 years ago
It says you can become one not you have too

SASUKE!!!!!!!10 years ago
Kill voldemart in the first year

Lissa Trancy9 years ago
Skip Year 2~
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