Will You Press The Button?

NotRealPerson9 years ago

Have your first year happen during Harry's 7th. Voldemort is now dead for your second year.

QNightwatcher4 years ago

I was born after 2000 so Voldemort is dead already so this makes no sense

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DemonicalDragon7 years ago

The HarryPotter Series already ended, witch means that Voldemort is already dead and so can't kill you. Suck it button!!!

Dry Pussy Cleaner9 years ago

Just come back from cloudville like Harry did.

Mercura9 years ago

downside?

Superwar37957 years ago

Not sure if you’re joking or suicidal

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Luna-Chan9 years ago

Well I'm with the Percy Jackson fandom SOOOOOOOOOO...

heroesofolympus17388 years ago

Hey, me too! But I would love to be a demigod witch....

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AnnonApril8 years ago

HA HA VOLDEY CANT DO DAT HE DEID

TurtlederpPercy8 years ago

I'm in the PJO and HoO fandom, I ain't nevah going to no Hogs that have warts.

heroesofolympus17388 years ago

It"s a school for wizards and witches....

TeamKobus28 years ago

He died somewhere in 2003 or something... he died for good.... So DAFAQ!?

QNightwatcher4 years ago

He died in 1998

Hugh-John Stockton12 years ago

Twenty five percent of people are alright with being murdered by the most terrifying dark wizard of all time if it means they get to levitate a few objects, talk to a few paintings, and fall off a few broomsticks.

WhatTheFuck2 years ago

27% now

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Serano7 years ago

i am a good man in a good history

Felcsi8 years ago

So that"s how Chester Bennington died

ttyl5568 years ago

I"ve never seen Harry potter sry

Pond8 years ago

Well Voldemort is dead so win win

wazzzzzzup9 years ago

use hermiones locket to go back in time and stop he who shall not be named in the first place

Kittenlover1017 years ago

It"s not a locket, it"s a Time Turner.

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desmond26009 years ago

Never go to school second year

Tricky8 years ago

Listen to Dobby

JoÃ£o NÃcolas Andrade12 years ago

I will learn how to make Horcruxes in one year. u mad voldy?

robin5478 years ago

I can just go to....... ILVERMORNY!

SlothKing229 years ago

Kill voldemort in the first year easy!

lol9 years ago

why would i want to go to hogwarts if i get killed my voldemort? SCREW YOU VOLDEMORT!!!!

EncodedGamer8510 years ago

Loophole = VOLDEMORT IS DEAD MOTHERFOCKAS

Perhaps5 years ago

DROP OUT FIRST YEAR!!! Then you don't have a second year, go to fight voldermolt, and he technically can't kill you. Finish him off, and continue in third year.

Samantha Kohlhorst12 years ago

Uh drop out after first year just don't go back buy spell books figure it out teach yourself

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago

Well at least I can chill with Unicorns.

Carolynn_Kit9 years ago

Two years is a long time

alsiceg9 years ago

and hes already dead do reasearch m8

You-Know-Who7 years ago

I don't want to commit suicide, thank you very much!

CyanideSurprise 9 years ago

ok. I can do that.

heroesofolympus17388 years ago

Quick, immortality potion!

fluffy1169 years ago

no way

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

WAT

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago

How about Tormedlov (it"s voldermort backwards)

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

I could be a ghost and freak people out for eternity. Now THAT would be awesome.

Icebergspaz9 years ago

Only take the first year.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

a wizard at hogwash school? that"s hogwash.

Pernille Cecilie Gundorff12 years ago

I wonder how Voldemord is gonna kill me? I mean he's dead. and has been almost my entire life

Daleklingon8 years ago

This is literally just saying "hey you get to die in two years."

hello 1239 years ago

Only go there for a year

LeaSoma8 years ago

Just be a Harry and come back to life

Neon Alpha Wolf X9 years ago

I find unfair cuz you're not powerful enough to face voldemort by the 2nd year

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

What if your like harry potter and is a horocrux and you are alive again!

logandload9 years ago

he 69%

Madiasdfghjkl10 years ago

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

miniz19949 years ago

Fail the first year and dropout of Hogwarts + Bring books and learning material home = Learn magic anyway outside of school and wont be killed by Voldemort.