Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0903 months ago

THIS IS STUPID

488542 years ago

I already want to end mankind

otaku girl :/9 years ago

I feel like being immortal makes you insane. You watch as your family, friends, and entire human race is dying. Meanwhile, you're still there. So to me, there are two downsides here.

KennyTruong8 years ago

Would be awesome!

Deanna Phillips12 years ago

sounds fun

randomcheeze694 years ago

I already hate people, so I see this as an absolute win!

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Apple19 years ago

Im Bender *KILL ALL HUMANS*

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

Bender doesnt kill himans

Sophialism8 years ago

....said the sorting hat to young Tom Riddle

KK137 years ago

oh shit... i just realized, I AM A CRAZY SCIENTIST WHO WANTS TO KILL HUMANS!!!!!!!! Just kidding.......... IM A FUCKING UNICORN

Jesse McAlister12 years ago

Is this implying that scientists aren't human?

Hargl3_Bargl37 years ago

No all scientists are turtles

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AdamFun7 years ago

IMMORTALITY SUCKS. FLOATING AROUND IN A VACUUM OF SPACE AFTER THE WORLD COLLAPSES??? NO THANK YOU

Flueppy8 years ago

It"s alive it"s alive!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahah😈😈😈😈

Sophialism8 years ago

VOLDEMORT

Hammerhands8148 years ago

His name must not be spoken!!!!!

Shank Mugen8 years ago

So I guess I am halfway there then?

elvinja8 years ago

I'm bored so, where's this button?

LolBoo069 years ago

It would be horrible to be immortal because your family will die around you

Pokefan21YT9 years ago

Immortality also means you can't die by injury either, so your stuck forever, watching everything happen before you. Also, when the Sun finally consumes the Earth, The Big Crunch, or some Nuclear waste gets into the Core of the Earth, everything will die. ...[Show full comment]

ceafaxer9 years ago

It said slowly. I'll see you all in 500 million years when I become a mass murderor :D

DV01009 years ago

I already want to destroy the human race so... Wait... I mean no, bad, bad button...

yoshthebuttor9 years ago

Ahhhm that is me exepz for immortality

jacksepticpop19 years ago

XD sounds fun

rune26509 years ago

so basically i could kill the human race and replace them with a more peaceful race XD

yoshthebuttor9 years ago

Now finally someone get's it NO DOWNSIDE

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Yes, I'm already like that =D

Sandy Lorey Tovar12 years ago

whats the downside tho

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

According to Murphy"s law you will eventually find yourself in the crushing pain of being alive in a black hole

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Kayleigh Meano12 years ago

so, no change? (besides becoming immortal)

GinnyWeasleyy7 years ago

Sinister but ok

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Simone Voch12 years ago

I pressed the button for the downside

Charles A. McGraw12 years ago

I see no downside.

BrownSheep8 years ago

I am a sheep.

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Vantage8 years ago

I already wanna kill the human race.

muchael10 years ago

It's impossible to kill the human race then... cuz you can't die

RIKITY9 years ago

The human race is already killing every single part of the world we deserved to die for the world <3

MrElliott2T7 years ago

Already Am.................................Is That Too Many Huh? THERE"S TOO MANY HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kamefoo9 years ago

So I'll become Flowey. But not a Flower. Fuck Yeah.

csy7 months ago

我要发明会让dick变大的药水

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

doesn't say I can't come back from being evil.

ValerieParker7 years ago

Why are the upside and downside switched?

daxtro539 years ago

No, just no

AssHar8 years ago

Literally no upside (unless you wanna commit genocide on the human race)

Superaptorminion8 years ago

Junkenstien

TerraPuer9 years ago

Make a better race

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

Bahahahahahahahahah-SPONGEBOB 2017

Rottenbread3 years ago

Sounds…very…interesting. That sounds like a good writing prompt.

Rapidkiller49 9 years ago

You blind or what lol

Danganronpaboi5 years ago

Welp I had a dream of being crazy anyway.

killersmiley9 years ago

who you never said you dummy

Dranaugh8 years ago

Transform me to a lizard and kill these Humans for my race. #BaddassArgonia

Isabelle the red button10 years ago

IM IMMORTAL YAY!!!!!!

asianmuzikboy9 years ago

Seriously, who wants to be immortal? Anyway, you will eventually KILL THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE, leaving you by yourself.

Terminater8 years ago

Nah, not in the mood for mass genoside.

Icicle11 years ago

So... I'm immortal, and I conveniently get past the pain of seeing everyone around me dying by going crazy and wanting the human race to all die anyway. Sounds like a good deal to me.

Yukiyasama4209 years ago

BUT WAIT, NEVER SAID HOW INSANE YOU GET AND HOW LONG IT TOOK. LOOPHOLE. You get to decide how long it takes.

TheUKTuber9 years ago

It did say how long it takes. "Slowly". Loophole debunked

Duncan Swan12 years ago

i already am evil, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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