I'm a dictator.
If I don't get any cereal you'll be put to death.
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Albert Torres12 years ago
What's the point if i'm going to be killed by some moron with an unpractical key shaped sword along with his even dumber disney friends? I'd die from the embarrassment alone!
Cheshire shadow9 years ago
eat cereal to crush him.when you think about it, a key is impractical.
You'd last to universal empire. You would definitely obtain cereal for that amount of time. And live that long. How stressful. And you'd probably die by some plucky young hero's sword. Nope.
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bloodyblade8 years ago
EZ only show in full suit as in no exposed skin and walk around like normal EZ
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shadow warrior9 years ago
Jokes on you my father works at captain crunch
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JohnsonZM4 years ago
Put down the froot loops, sir. Wanted level *****
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yver209 years ago
I can just let someone else get the cereal for me
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The Nerdy Villager9 years ago
I LOVE CEREAL
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Nightmare-Bonnie7 years ago
if you are a person who can live with a box of cereal then this isn't too bad and you can just buy a mask or a hoodie and cover your face
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LongLeafBlade11 years ago
Me: Hands Up its a robbery!!!, gimme all your coco puffs and trix for the sake of science!
Consumer: ???
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LazarASol8 years ago
You know, I just really hate cereal.
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Kittenlover1017 years ago
Keep twelve pieces of cereal in your desk at all times. Eat one. Drink milk. There. Cereal.
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Stephen Lee12 years ago
All of the thrill of an affair, mixed with the peanut butter chocolatey goodness that is THE best cereal on the planet...
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killer pudding9 years ago
I dont like ceareal
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Savvy_official9 years ago
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DarkShark1279 years ago
I will force people to bring me cereal since I'm the dictator.
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TkMax89 years ago
Stock up on cereal and never get it out until you become dictator
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
I eat cereal every day so why would I need to go incognito to get some?
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J0-nny4 years ago
I like cereal
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Solarstrike10 years ago
Where's the downside on this?
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nerdybucket8 years ago
I eat incognito for breakfast
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oldnotweak9 years ago
ill just have my army surround a house every month and ill walk in and eat their fucking cereal
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Dmst!8 years ago
I eat cereal every morning lmao
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pengie92909 years ago
Being the dictator of Earth and later the universe is too much damn responsibility.
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RoboDragonGaming7 years ago
why cereal tho? i mean, why not churros or something? something exotic, blowfish!
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Lego Las Elfico12 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what? WHO WROTE THIS?? ahahahahahahahahah this is fucking hilarious!!!
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Dragborg8 years ago
Im a scentist... i hate the dictator of earth!!! No, i do NOT look just like him! I need this to study why kids love cinamin toast crunch!!!
Kittenlover1017 years ago
Well you"ve got the crazy part down.
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ThatDerpyFox9 years ago
*Awkward silence* Taste the f*cking rainbow.
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burntbark4 years ago
wtf is this question
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BlueisBae1239 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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tripdacon9 years ago
suck it blue!
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Minimani7 years ago
I"d execute the people who came up with the idea of not giving me cereal
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asdguy0010 years ago
I command all of my minions to pay 1% of your cereal every month! You heard me underlings!
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Jess Hallowell12 years ago
I'd probably go incognito to buy cereal without getting any benefit from it anyway
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davidthewalker 9 years ago
What even is this qeustion
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Vago del Lago9 years ago
Do you even know how a dictatorship usually works?.
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Paulo_G9 years ago
I'm dictator of the earth, I'll have someone go get me cereal for me!
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