I'm a dictator.
If I don't get any cereal you'll be put to death.
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Albert Torres13 years ago
What's the point if i'm going to be killed by some moron with an unpractical key shaped sword along with his even dumber disney friends? I'd die from the embarrassment alone!
Cheshire shadow11 years ago
eat cereal to crush him.when you think about it, a key is impractical.
You'd last to universal empire. You would definitely obtain cereal for that amount of time. And live that long. How stressful. And you'd probably die by some plucky young hero's sword. Nope.
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TeamKobus210 years ago
It isn't that bad.
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KingWambo199911 years ago
That's not a downside!
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Squg6 years ago
wrong you"re idiot
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LogicalDolphin11 years ago
Why can't I have any god damn cereal?
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Renman11 years ago
why would i like to "rule" bunch of worthless-whiny-not-knowing-what-real-problems-are bitches???
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ThatRainbowUnicorn9 years ago
So funny!!! :-) :-) :-)
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Nacho Cava13 years ago
not pretty hard XD and i can kill em if they dont gimme my cerial >:C
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bahito9 years ago
If you"re the dictator of the frikkin" universe, then can't you force people to give you cereal under penalty of death? That"s what I would do.
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ItsJayyy10 years ago
?????
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jinbop fan11 years ago
Wow 77% of people are trying to be a new adolf hitter
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laciparker4 years ago
i love cereal and if i die while getting it then so be it
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Bossosaurus11 years ago
Just build a cereal factory
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Themessigcn9 years ago
Give.me.my.coco.pops.or.you.die!!!!!
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Lazypotato7 years ago
Lol*
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ChikkiWillPressThatButton12 years ago
fuck yeah
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halfyou11 years ago
BRING ME CEREAL OR UNDERGO TORTURE >:DDDD
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BoredZero10 years ago
Too lazy.
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58bravo11 years ago
BRING ME CEREAL OR YOU DIE !!!
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Persassyjackson9 years ago
I see no downside that would be fun
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meatloave7 months ago
i just had some cereal , wheres MY medal!
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Vegetto87019 years ago
Once a month? Really? I eat cereal like twice a week!
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Caliboi Artaabs11 years ago
Which 9 year old made this decision?
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MyAssIsBiggerthanuniverse11 years ago
Yo mutherfucker i love fecking cereal COCOPOOOOOPS damn it im a coco dictatoor
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icell6 years ago
i only eat cereal so there"s no downside
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Liviekaren11 years ago
Sure, why the fuck not?
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littlestars11 years ago
i dunno what that means
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DeadFaith9 years ago
Well the decision is simple.I will build a cereal factory next to my mansion and I will demand one box of cereals monthly. Deal with it
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Sandman215512 years ago
oh so you could say im a "killer for cereal?" eh? eh? .... I have no life.
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moist10 years ago
if I am the dictator i would make my own cereal
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OnePunch9 years ago
I am so average looking that no-one would notice me. I"d just go over to my friends house and take a packet. when I go home I"d take it with me in a backpack and have a small amount every month. nobody said how much I need to have.
Kittenlover1019 years ago
Or one piece.
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Ink Sans10 years ago
just tell people to give cereal since your a dictator of earth
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dylans11 years ago
or stell cereal
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xLOSTxDARKLORD711 years ago
Then I will stock up on cereal, or try and make my own.
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