I'm a dictator.
If I don't get any cereal you'll be put to death.
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Albert Torres13 years ago
What's the point if i'm going to be killed by some moron with an unpractical key shaped sword along with his even dumber disney friends? I'd die from the embarrassment alone!
Cheshire shadow11 years ago
eat cereal to crush him.when you think about it, a key is impractical.
You'd last to universal empire. You would definitely obtain cereal for that amount of time. And live that long. How stressful. And you'd probably die by some plucky young hero's sword. Nope.
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TigerTank619 10 years ago
Cereal? No downside
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snowcapamin11 years ago
cool
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JahongirTohirov9 years ago
cereal is awesome and so I don't give a fuck this question was mad easy
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Sarah Morgan13 years ago
I would afraid to be dictator, like what if I screw up? No way man, I cannot take that kind of pressure
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Palpatine5014 months ago
just make my own cereal, it takes like 2 hours max, and i only need to do it once a month
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Geo11 years ago
Ask my trusted servants to buy me cereal
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TheofficialDeathmark9 years ago
i eat cereal EVERY DAY
no prob. bro
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SilentCobra10 years ago
Monthly required cereal tributes or everyone dies. *presses button*
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bloodyblade9 years ago
EZ only show in full suit as in no exposed skin and walk around like normal EZ
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shadow warrior11 years ago
Jokes on you my father works at captain crunch
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JohnsonZM5 years ago
Put down the froot loops, sir. Wanted level *****
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yver2011 years ago
I can just let someone else get the cereal for me
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The Nerdy Villager11 years ago
I LOVE CEREAL
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Nightmare-Bonnie8 years ago
if you are a person who can live with a box of cereal then this isn't too bad and you can just buy a mask or a hoodie and cover your face
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LongLeafBlade12 years ago
Me: Hands Up its a robbery!!!, gimme all your coco puffs and trix for the sake of science!
Consumer: ???
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LazarASol10 years ago
You know, I just really hate cereal.
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Kittenlover1019 years ago
Keep twelve pieces of cereal in your desk at all times. Eat one. Drink milk. There. Cereal.
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Stephen Lee13 years ago
All of the thrill of an affair, mixed with the peanut butter chocolatey goodness that is THE best cereal on the planet...
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killer pudding10 years ago
I dont like ceareal
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Savvy_official11 years ago
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DarkShark12711 years ago
I will force people to bring me cereal since I'm the dictator.
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TkMax811 years ago
Stock up on cereal and never get it out until you become dictator
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
I eat cereal every day so why would I need to go incognito to get some?
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oldnotweak11 years ago
ill just have my army surround a house every month and ill walk in and eat their fucking cereal
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J0-nny6 years ago
I like cereal
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Solarstrike12 years ago
Where's the downside on this?
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nerdybucket10 years ago
I eat incognito for breakfast
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RoboDragonGaming9 years ago
why cereal tho? i mean, why not churros or something? something exotic, blowfish!
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Lego Las Elfico13 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what? WHO WROTE THIS?? ahahahahahahahahah this is fucking hilarious!!!
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Dmst!10 years ago
I eat cereal every morning lmao
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pengie929011 years ago
Being the dictator of Earth and later the universe is too much damn responsibility.
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Dragborg9 years ago
Im a scentist... i hate the dictator of earth!!! No, i do NOT look just like him! I need this to study why kids love cinamin toast crunch!!!
Kittenlover1019 years ago
Well you"ve got the crazy part down.
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burntbark5 years ago
wtf is this question
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BlueisBae12311 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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