Will You Press The Button?

pengie9290 10 years ago

They TRY to kill me with it. All I have to do is wish fpr it to be impossible for people to hurt each other directly or indirectly, and then I and the rest of the people in the world are safe.

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

I wish for all of the other people to end up trapped in a Dark Void and enjoyed the world for myself Ko

Dogsarejuatreallygreatman 10 years ago

How would they try to kill you using your wish if you wish for something that isn't physical or is too specific for them to bend ie: wishing you and your family never encounter financial problems?

GiovanniT 9 years ago

A wish to not be able to die

Load more replies

Basic Bitch 11 years ago

Can't kill me with free pizza

Zacattac 11 years ago

diabeetus

Load more replies

JadenCawley 9 years ago

What if you wished for world peace

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

That would make a bit of a douche

DeaththeKid 9 years ago

ME AND SOMEONE ELSE WILL BE PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL

LICK-BABY-JESUS 9 years ago

Me: I wish for infinite wishes Person: I wish *insert name* wa- Me: I wish no one else had infinite wishes Person: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

BlazoBoom 10 years ago

Exponential Eternal Happiness? How would somebody use that against me?

jojok9jojo 10 years ago

i am now Jason bourne have fun :)

devinnnc 10 years ago

ah but they are jason bourne too my child

Lzke 8 years ago

I wish for a stuffed unicorn. Simply because it"d be hillarious to see someone try to kill me with a stiffed unicorn...

BakudeuIsGreatFiteMeh 8 years ago

Yes

kasdebas 10 years ago

Wish more wishes and wish that he is dead

CryoBambi 9 years ago

xxxxx,the result of your wish is death to him,so he gets the result,and thus dies.You don't kill yourself to do it,and you have more wishes.

Load more replies

JDH 8 years ago

Will they get the same wish, or is the wish just for them?

Vixa 9 years ago

If I wish for a million wishes they will get a million wishes as well. Does this mean it"s an all out war? XD

StephBlurry 9 years ago

At least I wont die bc theyre not using anything to kill me, theyre "useing"

PepeTheWow 9 years ago

Lol try to kill me with 1,000,000,0000,000 subs boi.

JMAS 9 years ago

Wishes for thousands of marshmallows and the other guy comes at me like, "Idk how I'm gonna do this..."

Funcraft 9 years ago

What if I wish to die ?

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

You don't need a special wish for that just get a sharp knife and end it already

Trashviis 9 years ago

My wish is to get roller skates what are they going to do? Bash me to death with them? I also want lots of pineapple. Are they going to feed me so much it eats me up? Fun fact while you eat pineapple, pineapple eats you, which is why your tongue hurts and ... [Show full comment]

Mcalainaw 8 years ago

That is a cool fact, I will keep it in mind when I am telling people what my stepdad calls, "useless facts."

chicoliver 9 years ago

What is the point.

Thebouncydragon 9 years ago

*boops freddys nose* :3

Icode1 9 years ago

i want to have the powers of God so there multiple Gods (one trying to kill me) ........ great

Merlin_Tym 10 years ago

Step one. Wish for infinite wishes. Step two. wish that you are invincible. Step three. Profit!

Denominator765 9 years ago

Except they now have unlimited wishes and can bypass your invincibility and wish you dead.

McKenna Raynor 13 years ago

i am now the dr and someone else is the master.... ^_^

JulianShipp 8 years ago

Tap tap tap tap

Load more replies

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago

I would wish for a notebook like death note, but anything I write in it comes true, also I can clear the pages, do unlimited wishes ina nutshell. And yes I have thought about this along time

I-like-pressing-buttons 8 years ago

So someone is trying to kill me with my very loyal pet dragon??? Yeah, I can see that

HowInTheWorldDoseThisWork 9 years ago

Good luck killin" me with my infinite wishes!

Megan Hayley 13 years ago

Good luck trying to kill me with my unlimited video game riches. :P

Magia 5 years ago

It says they will try to.

Load more replies

Dank-boo 9 years ago

Wish for death, someone else will die

Dank-boo 9 years ago

If someone else dies, they can't kill me

Load more replies

GiovanniT 9 years ago

My wish is to die

HobbitLOTRQueen 9 years ago

Can't you wish for the wish back?

Luke Scott 13 years ago

murder would be difficult with an unlimited supply of doughnuts.

SpamtonG.Spamton 6 years ago

Diabetes

Load more replies

EliteDragon2456 10 years ago

She will kill me with money?

devinnnc 10 years ago

are u assuming their gender

Otterdude3975 10 years ago

If my wish if for pink fluffy unicorns, how can he kill me with dat!

Burstbusterz 10 years ago

*kills unicorn* *Sharpens horn* *stabs you with unicorn horn dagger*

Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Sooooo they are going to kill me with his wife that is his crush and NASCAR and boy and girl. This is not that much of a threat.

Loophole Hunter 11 years ago

Immortality.

Fzz 8 years ago

It would try to kill u for eternity

quirkycloudy 11 years ago

have fun killing me with half life 3

Bunnylord 10 years ago

but he plays half life 3 and releases a video about it before you and it gets all the views and likes and nobody will look at yours because you made it second and then you would die because depression.

ArkRedpanda 11 years ago

how is someone going to kill me with infinite money on Xbox live,Apple,Amazon etc.?

herpderpgod 11 years ago

They will send you so many things that you can never get out of your house to buy food and eventually starve to death

Ashton Sigler 13 years ago

Well then good luck trying to kill me with the knowledge that people will eternally have good spelling and grammar

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

*corrects grammar* Well, then, good luck trying to kill me with the knowledge that people will have eternally good spelling and grammar!

Load more replies

James Han 13 years ago

What if I wish for immortality?

Sergioraven 6 years ago

thats what i said

Load more replies

Soy Evaristo 13 years ago

I don't really see how a pug puppy can kill me

RedstoneHoe 11 years ago

Eat if youre Face mabey

shitfarter 2 years ago

fortnite sex

minifigamer 9 years ago

So I can ask for the inability to die and what?

SwellPear 10 years ago

Power to control your own sleep, and only your own? Yes, so easy to kill me with...

GamingEons 11 years ago

Time to prepare to get drowned by money.....

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

I wish for more wishes but they only work for me and nobody knows about it

Frankie 12 11 years ago

1wish for unlimited wishes 2 wish so that person isin't trying to kill you

WilliamtheSunDragonKnight 12 years ago

Good luck trying to kill me with peace on earth

Stubiestoak748 8 years ago

I would wish for infinite wishes than wish that the person who got it dosnt have it

Sour Deezl 10 years ago

Wish for unlimited wishes then wish that one person will leave you alone... And... Not try to kill you... Duuhhh problem solved

Whisper007 11 years ago

But what If I wish for there to be no hate and only love? Then they couldbt try to kill me because they would love me..

MrPillowcase 7 years ago

I wish I can have a phone case. Good luck killing me with a phone case bitch

KinimodWYPTB? 11 years ago

to be honest, I'd just wish for an item in CS:GO like a stat-trak factory new dragon lore or a blue gem knife :) they could kill me all they want in CS with theirs as long as I get mine! I would then scam them out of theirs

Notifications

421 Comments

Login or register to comment