Will You Press The Button?

235x0 2 years ago

Omnificence And Destruction After I make Inter dimensional travel (and all its sub powers), Fatelessness, the Omniverse, every multiverse, every fictional universe, omnifarious, erasure immunity, and pearl manipulation (variation of powers via object) when I have all my pearls I am nigh omnipotent.

MNITIMMY 11 years ago

it said floppy nipples, not floppy boobs!

Ellie gaming and creepers 11 years ago

DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS.DON'T STOP.THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name 10 times.rn2. say your mom's name five times.rn3.say your crushes name 3 times. r... [Show full comment]

iifandomTrash 11 years ago

IF YOU'RE A GIRL AT LEAST THEY WON'T GO HARD

DAREAPER 8 years ago

beat up the mad dummy

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HANS X MARGARET 10 years ago

1 manipulate my body aka shapeshifting. 2 my right hand can bring someone back to life and my left hand could kill someone instantly I can turn it off at my will

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

Scar? FMA? Cool story bro.

captain Jack 11 years ago

Ohh come on both shapeshifting and telekenesis (my powers of choise) would solve this in one waybor another easy choice for me

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Just have one of your powers be shape shifting.

JAKETHEGREAT 6 years ago

FUCK, why did I not think of that

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MarcusofMenace 9 years ago

Bit random but, but ok. My super powers will be the ability to give myself any super power I want and a very high charisma power

235x0 2 years ago

You picked the best power, self superpower bestowal.

DesertFox 11 years ago

1. summon undead army 2. become a dragon

EmmaNamaRama 9 years ago

@MClover :D I laughed was too hard at that 🤣🤣

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Trailman05 8 years ago

1.Power of shape shifting 2. ( any power you want ) I pick Timelord

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

BY PRESSING THIS bUTTON I SHALL GRANT EACH OF MY NIPPLES WITH A SUPERPOWER TO HARDEN THEM WHILE LETTING THEM BE SOFTY TOO

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

Downside?

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago

They call me TIT MAN

PrincessLioness 9 years ago

It"s called plastic surgery people

Rover 9 years ago

Plastic surgery will fix it

LittleStitchMSP 9 years ago

I can have the power of making me have perfect nipples

TGP12 9 years ago

Have the power of infinite power

Thjmze 10 years ago

Power number one:able to wish for anything and get it.power 2:super speed stepm1.turn my saggy nipple back into normal nipple with one wish step 2.Be cool

rainbowRAD 11 years ago

Plastic surgery

420_360_69 8 years ago

nani?

DAREAPER 8 years ago

jjust have the to change nipples

endergirl1872 9 years ago

nipples, not boobs. im safe

ComputerWorks JC 13 years ago

Use one of the super-powers to weaponize my old-lady titties. Problem solved.

therealobama 4 years ago

death titties

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starducks 10 years ago

every super power for in one and the other one is only i can see my terrible niples

Cameron Langton 13 years ago

where is the negative in this

Whats up nice balls no homo btw 11 years ago

Mindfuck

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EL HERO 10 years ago

They like a pair of ugly boobs

yummykaka 6 years ago

my superpowers will be 1- i could grant random superpowers to every one 2- and every super powers go down to your siblings and super powers could be stacked tooo .... so everyone at the end could have multiple powers

Freelance 11 years ago

Shapeshift

IWinzBro 9 years ago

...

GoldGumer 11 years ago

you can change your body into molten titanium and back to normal + I can control the titanium that I make

LAVA_CAT 7 years ago

Have one of the powers to not ever have a bad looking body

EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago

upside outweighs the downside by SO much

Nicholas Susic 13 years ago

it's too funny not to press

valeriejam AJ 10 years ago

lmao wtf XD

Knucklesfan 10 years ago

I guess I can work this out.

Adam Usselmann 13 years ago

So i get super powers and nothing changes? ;D

Straight_and_Good_and_Light 9 months ago

Thats so straight and good and light

ElevatorHobo69 11 years ago

LOOPHOLE: It said nipples, not boobs. I think you messed up a little bit there.

JoeyDiPatre 8 years ago

Telekinesis and flying. And with super powers you can get money and REMOVE DEM NIPPLES

ACEBullfrog 11 years ago

Shapeshifting and teleportation problem solved

sylveondestroyerofworlds 5 years ago

saggy nipples is a small price for shape shifting and teleportation

Michael_823 11 years ago

LOL Maybe I Will Have The Superpower To Not Have Saggy And Floppy Nipples

Motorhorn 9 years ago

Shape shifting and invisibility. Ain't no one seeing those nips!

ChucklesWagon 11 years ago

the ability to destroy all DONT READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAres-...etc posts on all websites is worth the saggiest of nipples.

Little_Jamie 10 years ago

Use one to look better.

Little_Jamie 10 years ago

And shape shift the other.

PediGAMES 11 years ago

No thank you xD

Kris :) 10 years ago

so i get superpowers?

Animeboysaremyfavfood 6 years ago

Uhhhh idk

D3at4 10 years ago

I'm a guy so it doesn't really effect me and btw mine would be complete and utter control of gravity and time

Flufflepuff2004 8 years ago

Shape shifting and flight

Flufflepuff2004 8 years ago

I just realized I can transform into a bird to fly, so I change it to hydrokinesis

Rakmus321 9 years ago

I see no downsides

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