Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic 10 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ... [Show full comment]

Gigablack 2 years ago

You a real one for that

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JeniRae Woods 13 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

Niggakiller 11 months ago

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A rose for emily 10 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Wha?

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada27 9 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC 10 years ago

I wont.

Douglas Lynch 13 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming 9 years ago

YES

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dudebro101 11 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP 10 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer 11 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

DorrieBubb 9 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler 9 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer 10 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery 9 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles 13 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy 11 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini 13 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne 9 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber 13 years ago

ok what the hell

Button4Life 10 years ago

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blupurpblaket46290 6 years ago

Yes, I have a gun permit.

Kristiyan Gechev 11 years ago

none said i cant kill/murder them

TheAmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

What if I'm the one laying people?

asdguy00 12 years ago

Who wans to get laid, seriously?

WilliamJones 8 years ago

Then I'll get body guards or just run

JKcollins 11 years ago

Ur rich, just hire bodyguards.....

PHANisrealmaybe 10 years ago

Crazy cat Lady wins this round

Tricia Edwards 13 years ago

just dont have sex, problem solved hahaha

Viper Grim 10 years ago

Worth it

BrianRupram 10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Cainmc33 11 years ago

I would get bodyguards to protect me

JaydenJohnson 9 years ago

In fortnite ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago

Ok detailed none the least but what difference does their weight have to do with anything

_rohee 3 years ago

they just crush the bikes. you can run

gman224 11 years ago

just don't get laid have sex instead

Tomatoboom 9 years ago

What if i won't have sex with anyone? There is no downsides with being rich and Charlotte then.

Skaldi 11 years ago

I'm already charming and screw money i am flaming

QueenK101 10 years ago

Won't gey laid then BOOM LOOPHOLE

Sebastian Slette 13 years ago

40% are desperate

Goliath97 10 years ago

(THINK OF THE DIRPEST VOICE POSSIBLE). BELLY FLOOOOOP

MVZ4 6 years ago

Self high five I'm asexual

Ffcf 11 years ago

Bruh they are fat just run

MemeScoper 11 years ago

I don't wanna get laid, I'll take the money.

AF 9 years ago

How hard do they hit me??? Is it like, nearly dying or just giving me one weak hit???

NotCaptainAmerica739 11 years ago

pay money for personal guards

jshaw71 10 years ago

Become the next Steve Jobs, change the world, Make love don't get laid

Maggie Kelley 13 years ago

girl

Randomguy099865 9 years ago

Im asexual

Mister130353N 11 years ago

im ricth, that means i have power... those bikers can just come at me, i have a tank!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

Gigablack 2 years ago

I can handle it 🔫

sean the seean 11 years ago

dont get laid

Crazy Daleck 12 years ago

Run away... To fat to stop u

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago

I wanna be a cow. They'll have trouble beating up a cow.

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