Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic 10 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ... [Show full comment]

Gigablack 2 years ago

You a real one for that

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JeniRae Woods 13 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

Niggakiller 10 months ago

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A rose for emily 10 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Wha?

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada27 9 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC 10 years ago

I wont.

Douglas Lynch 13 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming 9 years ago

YES

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dudebro101 11 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP 10 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer 11 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

DorrieBubb 9 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler 9 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer 10 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery 8 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles 13 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy 11 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini 13 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne 9 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber 13 years ago

ok what the hell

Vanguardian15 10 years ago

You know who"s rich and charming? Batman. Batman doesn't have to worry about bikers, and you know Why? Because he"s Batman.

BAIWANXUEZHANG last year

我选择睡沙发

CosmicXD 11 years ago

This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5... [Show full comment]

MemeScoper 10 years ago

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sIeepyhead 9 years ago

money = hitman hitman = no more bikers

Wannabe 11 years ago

lol the beating up part and getting laid part will never happen

firesquirrel 3 years ago

Asexual people would press this a million times

WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME? 11 years ago

I'm rich, I can get bodyguards and police.

JessicaEdwards 9 years ago

So just masterbate?

cptStork 12 years ago

Probably not having too much sex... and also depends on what that gang is like... plus the connotation of "getting laid" would appear to be more promiscuous than actually doing it with the person you love. So, would you still get beaten up if it were actu... [Show full comment]

Bork laser 10 years ago

Just don't get laid

MicrowavedGerbil 9 years ago

Hire bodyguards.

ArcticUser0 10 years ago

As if i'll ever get laid BITCH id be the fugliest handsome person ever!

kindertak 6 years ago

I pay em $1.000.000 to each one for they dont come never again. Or I call police.

HelloGoodbye 11 years ago

what if. maybe. just maybe. i don't HAVE to get laid

Rabbidcaptian 11 years ago

I'LL DO FUCKING ANYTHING FOR SEX

Aguti10 9 years ago

I’d hire someone to kill those fat bikers

hannahbanana1328 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

unapologetic_trash 10 years ago

hire bodyguards to stand outside your room each time you get laid. Biker problem solved.

Jpokr2 9 years ago

I"d be rich. I could get the best plastic surgeon on earth.

TheMalSid 11 years ago

Gotta CATCH me first

KermitThePanda 10 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen