Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12last year

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic9 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ...[Show full comment]

Gigablack2 months ago

You a real one for that

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A rose for emily8 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus28 years ago

Wha?

JeniRae Woods12 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

SilentStorms8 months ago

Yes

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DragonEXE8 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada278 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC8 years ago

I wont.

dudebro1019 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP8 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer9 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

Douglas Lynch12 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming7 years ago

YES

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DorrieBubb7 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler8 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer8 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery7 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles12 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy9 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne8 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber12 years ago

ok what the hell

Vanguardian158 years ago

You know who"s rich and charming? Batman. Batman doesn't have to worry about bikers, and you know Why? Because he"s Batman.

CosmicXD9 years ago

This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5...[Show full comment]

MemeScoper9 years ago

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sIeepyhead7 years ago

money = hitman hitman = no more bikers

Wannabe9 years ago

lol the beating up part and getting laid part will never happen

firesquirrellast year

Asexual people would press this a million times

WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?9 years ago

I'm rich, I can get bodyguards and police.

JessicaEdwards8 years ago

So just masterbate?

cptStork10 years ago

Probably not having too much sex... and also depends on what that gang is like... plus the connotation of "getting laid" would appear to be more promiscuous than actually doing it with the person you love. So, would you still get beaten up if it were actu...[Show full comment]

Bork laser9 years ago

Just don't get laid

MicrowavedGerbil8 years ago

Hire bodyguards.

ArcticUser09 years ago

As if i'll ever get laid BITCH id be the fugliest handsome person ever!

kindertak5 years ago

I pay em $1.000.000 to each one for they dont come never again. Or I call police.

HelloGoodbye9 years ago

what if. maybe. just maybe. i don't HAVE to get laid

Rabbidcaptian9 years ago

I'LL DO FUCKING ANYTHING FOR SEX

Aguti107 years ago

I’d hire someone to kill those fat bikers

hannahbanana13289 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

unapologetic_trash8 years ago

hire bodyguards to stand outside your room each time you get laid. Biker problem solved.

Jpokr27 years ago

I"d be rich. I could get the best plastic surgeon on earth.

TheMalSid9 years ago

Gotta CATCH me first

KermitThePanda8 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen