Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic 10 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ... [Show full comment]

Gigablack 2 years ago

You a real one for that

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JeniRae Woods 13 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

Niggakiller 10 months ago

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A rose for emily 10 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Wha?

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada27 9 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC 10 years ago

I wont.

Douglas Lynch 13 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming 9 years ago

YES

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dudebro101 11 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP 10 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer 11 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

DorrieBubb 9 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler 9 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer 10 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery 8 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles 13 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy 11 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini 13 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne 9 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber 13 years ago

ok what the hell

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

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Gigablack 2 years ago

I can handle it 🔫

sean the seean 11 years ago

dont get laid

Randomguy099865 9 years ago

Im asexual

Mister130353N 11 years ago

im ricth, that means i have power... those bikers can just come at me, i have a tank!

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago

I wanna be a cow. They'll have trouble beating up a cow.

Diedmax 11 years ago

Use the money to hire a personal security

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Use the money to become.... THE BATMAN!

Crazy Daleck 12 years ago

Run away... To fat to stop u

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

Ill just make a iron man suit and kill them, however Im not one to ALWAYS want sex.

Tobi H. Lid 13 years ago

asexual!

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago

How would they know?

IsraelMendoza 8 years ago

You can pay someone to kill them after

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

I will lay them LOOPHOLE

GlutNy 9 years ago

Run, they’re too fat to catch up with you

yako114 11 years ago

So I'm constantly getting beat...

buttonboya 3 years ago

a gang of fat bikers? why fat, but i mean we can just push them over and they have been defeated.

Potatogod123 11 years ago

But what if I outrun them?!?! ðŸ˜±ðŸ˜±ðŸ˜±

WyldeTigerLily 9 years ago

Welp I'm 12 so unless theres some freaky pedophile out there I'm fine.

TeddyBear 11 years ago

Asexual here; I'll just never get paid.

Hardin5687 10 years ago

Get laid in an armored suit with a hole at the bottom

Atomicman960 9 years ago

I like this one

bob the killer 10 years ago

THEY WILL JUST SUMO YOU

minion_TP 6 years ago

would the beating be after, as it starts or during?

MonsterToby 11 years ago

No gang of bikers can beat meh

Lolo troll guy 11 years ago

Or cAn They....

get on the bed 10 years ago

i'm a ****ing blackbelt

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc 8 years ago

Just don't get laid?

captain mcderp 11 years ago

get a gun or force field

Donjaron 10 years ago

I would hire a bigger group of bikers. to defend me. or just bodyguards

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

Use my amazing riches to take lessons in multiple martial arts, and hire a posse that will come in any time I snap my fingers, gang war time.

Amazingpieguy 9 years ago

Dont get laid

anyoneintheworld 11 years ago

So I'll never get beat up? T_T

Sweater1 10 years ago

They"re FAT bikers...if you run you they can't catch you

lspectroniztar last year

Nah I don't even wanna get laid, PASS

The Nerdy Villager 11 years ago

Can I legally shoot them?

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