Will You Press The Button?

Jaesuk's lover 11 years ago

So yoo jae suk will judge me too? Hell no then.

George Wally Garnett 13 years ago

So pretty much every comedian ever?

TurtleGuardian 7 years ago

Yay I'm not the only one who"s notices

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-12-Volleyball_Jules-12 11 years ago

I am a cow...MOOOOOOOO

BliepMonster 4 years ago

I am a pig...OOOINK

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Whovian14 11 years ago

So, Kevin Hart pretty much???

Jeff_bitch214 9 years ago

Hey Kevin is boss

MountainJew 11 years ago

I'll become Adam Sandler then?

JohnnyAltamirano 9 years ago

Yeah and ill exploit the time I have to make money

MountainJew 11 years ago

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Amanda Brown 13 years ago

Isn't that what Jim Carey does now?

Master1 8 years ago

Bitch

Matthew Ryan Ames 13 years ago

I don't want to become Dane Cook!

Sofia Aristy 13 years ago

Yeah umm im sticking to the bar shows

MiniIgi 6 years ago

So basically Amy Schummer??

Donderpants 11 years ago

No one? That includes pets, family members, friends....

Abskabil 9 years ago

Then why would u be a comedian if u know that everyone is gonna find ya boring later

Abskabil 9 years ago

I mean your just waist if your time then

vikivi 11 years ago

You just do that like: "snap" that. Joke book.

xXXdude64broXXx 11 years ago

Jim gaffigan or bill cosby

dCastro2583 10 years ago

how much money is the real question

SE617 3 years ago

Simple, when you tell them, stop for a bit so people might forget them, tell them again and they will laugh at again

weaboojones 10 years ago

my money will get me bitches sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Roy Rieder of Earth 11 years ago

Although your fame will die out... while your famous you will get rich.

batmight 11 years ago

Guess what Chicken butt

I_l1k3_c4ke 8 years ago

Fame last 5 minutes

totallyawesome45 9 years ago

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QuintonTheTrueFox 11 years ago

But aren't comedians supposed to have many catchphrases?

randomjax 10 years ago

My name is sans and I got a skeleTON of jokes for you

Bootywarrior12 11 years ago

Oh like Robin Williams

Maximillion 12 years ago

Eh, Dane Cook had a pretty good run

Smort29312 5 years ago

I"d be that guy on netflix with those jackass puppets XD

Random69420 11 years ago

Then what is the point of being a comedian

OldGuy 9 years ago

It"s my real life plus being famous. No downside for me

GridLock07 11 years ago

Best comedian is Chaplin

Yodamaster3333 10 years ago

Then what is the point of pressing the button

buttface123456789 11 years ago

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SE617 3 years ago

And it doesn’t say we can’t think of new ones

bob3459 10 years ago

I already do that ;)

Uhix 11 years ago

Money. Nuff said.

ChubyCow 8 years ago

Just use 3 million jokes

Matthew aka superseaking 11 years ago

Jimmy carr pressed it

Rmo23333 9 years ago

Like...why even? 😒

trunderbro 10 years ago

You get rich you can get some One to tell you good jokes you can use them

catlover 11 years ago

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AkiSakTV 10 years ago

I don't wont to be a comedian

oldnotweak 12 years ago

this is the fate of EVERY comedian... so lol just retire early

Tongueless 5 years ago

finally an interesting prompt

qierfusi 9 years ago

Why would you press it in the first place, then?

EPICSEGWAYMAN 10 years ago

still get the money

hissssssawd 11 years ago

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BoingyBoingerton last year

Nobody likes me anymore? No!

bob3459 10 years ago

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ScareCrowGR 7 years ago

I am too funny for this

Dante Dominic Abernathy 13 years ago

I pressed that button years ago.

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