Yeah and ill exploit the time I have to make money
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MountainJew9 years ago
Small loan of a million dollars
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Amanda Brown12 years ago
Isn't that what Jim Carey does now?
Master17 years ago
Bitch
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Matthew Ryan Ames12 years ago
I don't want to become Dane Cook!
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101Logic9 years ago
that defeats the purpose of a comedian
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Wolf22249 years ago
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oldnotweak10 years ago
this is the fate of EVERY comedian... so lol just retire early
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Natbat3 years ago
...... so this is just the Click"s DnD character?
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BoneyBrownie9 years ago
use them get famous stop being a comedian.
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AvaCohenShippee7 years ago
cus then you rich and famous soooo
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masterminer1769 years ago
What do you call an alcoholic pig?
A SWINE
:3
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minaandcamri8 years ago
Not famous, but that"s pretty much me sooooo
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Snailbobtwo9 years ago
I'm already really funny so no.
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SwellPear9 years ago
Who cares, I'm rich
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JustARandomFangril6 years ago
You gotta quit while you"re ahead
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Shnegithy9 years ago
Jerry seinfeld much?
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Eddie Lee Duckworth12 years ago
so i turn into Carlos Mencia?
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SophieRulez11099 years ago
uhhhhh no....
why would anyone do this
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BenDaBoss9 years ago
This is every comedian. And that will like u just won't link the jokes
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Hobo69monkey9 years ago
Michael headburg
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CyberJax019 years ago
the story of my life
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tofu200010 years ago
I'm not really that funny anyways... I probably wouldn't be that famous
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Egochka112 years ago
so you just become famous
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Nerdkind7 years ago
But I don't wanna be Adam Sandler.
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JinxMinx9 years ago
So you pretty much choose the path of a comedian for nothing
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Timelypat8 years ago
What"s the deal with airline food?
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TINY BOX TIM 9 years ago
WHO CARES, I WOULD BE A FAMOUS BOX!
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zombiekiller9 years ago
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm fucking your mom
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Davislira9 years ago
El Chavo....
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MiniIgi4 years ago
So basically Amy Schummer??
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Donderpants9 years ago
No one? That includes pets, family members, friends....
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Sofia Aristy12 years ago
Yeah umm im sticking to the bar shows
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vikivi9 years ago
You just do that like: "snap" that. Joke book.
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Abskabil7 years ago
Then why would u be a comedian if u know that everyone is gonna find ya boring later
Abskabil7 years ago
I mean your just waist if your time then
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dCastro25838 years ago
how much money is the real question
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xXXdude64broXXx9 years ago
Jim gaffigan or bill cosby
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weaboojones9 years ago
my money will get me bitches sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Roy Rieder of Earth10 years ago
Although your fame will die out... while your famous you will get rich.
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SE617last year
Simple, when you tell them, stop for a bit so people might forget them, tell them again and they will laugh at again
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I_l1k3_c4ke7 years ago
Fame last 5 minutes
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batmight9 years ago
Guess what
Chicken butt
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totallyawesome458 years ago
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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QuintonTheTrueFox9 years ago
But aren't comedians supposed to have many catchphrases?
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Bootywarrior129 years ago
Oh like Robin Williams
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randomjax9 years ago
My name is sans and I got a skeleTON of jokes for you
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