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Mariostar7 11 years ago

Imagine if you will, archeologist finally discovering an ancient 3000 year old pyramid. In the final treasure room they find a mummy doing a killer drum solo.

Linedot 2 years ago

I love that so much

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KubGirl14 9 years ago

Imagine, a band starring a 3000 year old mummy playing epic guitar. Talk about death-metal. (Not sorry for the pun)

Ktulu1701 9 years ago

Sounds great

Quiptipt 10 years ago

what.

Shadeblade64 10 years ago

So, the oracle of Delphi? (PJHOO)

Lovejoy 8 years ago

* Apollo laughs on Olympus *

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Castielllll 8 years ago

I become excellent at being hot and forever young

Saif Omar Al Suwaidi 13 years ago

Like Egyptian Mummy? Or British Mummy?

GeniusLol 9 years ago

Become excellent on cuicide and not going to hell. OUR TRICKED

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budder 10 years ago

im excellent at living forever xD

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago

MLG pro 360 Egyptian dance move achieved.

åudi 9 years ago

Who cares lol your dead fuck what the people think of you

BurtCokain 9 years ago

Like immediately?

Tan055 9 years ago

What if you are excellent at not bieng a mummy?

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

I don't care i"d be dead.

smartzx 10 years ago

Um...

TuPapuh 10 years ago

a old mummy that is exellent in actual things... I WILL BE POPULAR!!!

failtality 10 years ago

Mummy its your 3000 birthday! I'd rather be called mom

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Egyptian mummy

Dregonna 10 years ago

Are you my mummy?

Dmst 10 years ago

Wait do they mean a mummy as in the dead one or the mummy as in mother

CreeperReaper16 10 years ago

Dead 1

Uncookedham87 10 years ago

It doesn't tell me when I become the mummy

Breadstick 10 years ago

God damn you twelve year olds and your stupid senseless scenarios too!

PepperoniDUCK 8 years ago

And How old are you?

Dranon 10 years ago

And you become a 12 yr old douchebag:-O

Misk 11 years ago

Yes I've always wanted to be video game playing mummy ðŸ˜Ž

Mikey21 11 years ago

MY MIND IS BLOWN!

NoBleSs 11 years ago

Pffft. Become a 3000 year old mummy? You may have messed 64% of the people but not me. Because I still have 2984 years before that happens.

Jordan Cornett 13 years ago

If you are excellent at everything you do then you are also excellent at looking good and younger so I see no down side

Ami ZW 13 years ago

so basically i will live to be 3000 years old

DTPandemonium 11 years ago

it's like becoming a ghoul at fallout but you are one of the best at everything! 110% worth

Puffinmaster246 12 years ago

technically I cant be good at everything then...

Jijin 11 years ago

Seems legit

linkz48 4 years ago

downside?

Isy Clements 13 years ago

how do u do it i your dead?

Matix777 6 years ago

can I be exxelent at not beeing a mummy?

JohnDoe2089 11 years ago

Don't think a mummy can be good at anything

kk1234 10 years ago

i will become excellent at hiding my identity and remaining young forever

ignitedrik 8 years ago

Yay I'm undead

Matthew101923 9 months ago

"anything you do" includes "disguising yourself impenetrably as a regular human being"

Neko Nya 13 years ago

If you are excellent at everything you do, you will succeed at looking young, and besides if I get to live to be 3000 I can just be a friendly mummy

best will you press the button player 11 years ago

didn't mean to press button

ClownMan2000008 5 years ago

I get to be a mummy AND be excellent at what I do???? What"s the downside

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago

When? 3,050 years from now?

Ultramega2k 8 years ago

3000 years old mummy you can't do shit you can't see shit you barely can even move how tf you expect me to become excellent?

Nephtys 11 years ago

no downside

EineKartoffel 9 years ago

I don't see the connection.

DemonLord101 11 years ago

Can I still walk around? That would be awesome

trenton060 11 years ago

I'm confusd

NothingKing 4 years ago

I become excellent at not becoming a 3000 year old mummy

Andrew Mitol 13 years ago

i'm an expert at prolonging life, makeup, fashon and picking up chicks.... game..set.. match

Gulali 11 years ago

At least people will know my name

dickfart 6 years ago

just be good about not being a mummy

failmanoveccesky02 10 years ago

DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE REKTED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE MONDAY BY THE ADOLF HITLER. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED CLOSEING THIS WEBSITE. DON'T STOP. THIS IS NOT SO FREAKY. 1. Fuck your sister ten t... [Show full comment]

Kattastrophy62@gmail.com 11 years ago

I would just do what im good at and mummafy when i die

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