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Startail108 years ago

SANTA BEING REAL WOULD BE FREAKING CREEPY!!! (He sees you when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake.)

computer101015 years ago

Yea, Santa is just a fat extremely overweighted man who sneaks into peoples houses, puts gifts under trees and runs away

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Piggybacksphinx9 years ago

Technically Santa Claus does exist. At least he is a real person. Except he is an actor

SilverShadow5258 years ago

And you can go further by saying that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

Katie Riedy12 years ago

Wait...are you saying Santa doesn't currently exist? :-(

cookiefires4 years ago

course he does :/

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mazmaz9 years ago

but but but.. all the slutty Halloween costumes that you get to see girls wearing..

dankmemes1018 years ago

Pervert

Stilescook7 years ago

I can just see santa being arrested for paedophilia

the_mad_pooper8 months ago

same

sans111i8 years ago

Ya Santa is fake it a really stupid that people belive

SilverShadow5258 years ago

Unless you factor in the fact that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

emo_trah669 years ago

screw that if he was real all i would get was coal

i8sumpi9 years ago

... Nope I'm Jewish I want Chanukah

AF7 years ago

I'm also Jewish!!!

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jeditommy028 years ago

I like halloween much better. free candy

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

only get out of school one time a year? :/

SpirentVermin058 years ago

im Graduated my fellow kyle

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Jeffrey Dewitt12 years ago

That guy takes up enough space WITHOUT existing. No thank you.

Chris Coppen12 years ago

Everyone trying to be good, all year round? Hell yeah I'd push that button!

Brynne Speakman12 years ago

hehehe.....69

Michaela White12 years ago

i would get cole alot..

Joe19967 years ago

Very useful. Sell it or use it

The-Hoovy-fairy8 years ago

Be a little asshole all year round Christmas comes santa gives me cole ill sell it to cole companies or keep it inlcase a bad snow storm comes then use it for both a sorce of heat and a cooking sorce thanks santa best gift ever

Pokemon girl11 years ago

but he is real

CMHammond9 years ago

Obvious troll.

PizzaPartay5759 years ago

Oh... Santa is real, and he's coming for you... He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake.

jessie_lalafell4 years ago

Halloween is too important to me. If I don’t terrify the neighborhood kids, who will? 😈

Logic2.09 years ago

I would get any gift I want no matter how long my Christmas list is, long as I'm a good girl

Zion Burns 9 years ago

We will all realize that santa claus is real on the day of judgment

MarcusLeeTurner7 years ago

Besides Halloween do anyother holiday matter

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Wavedasher8 years ago

we need to celebr8 jesus in one way or another :I

Rcubed11267 years ago

I'm NOT saying goodbye to Saint Paddy"s Day

retromonkey410 years ago

idc about santa

Takokat8 years ago

Santa s already dead... (Hides knife)

John-William Tapp12 years ago

Dear santa: moar holidays plz.

satooo9 years ago

Wait are you saying the santa its not real :'(

Bon_Bon6669 years ago

santa is real. He's called Finland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OddBaneOut3 years ago

I only know Christmas(wink wink)

tigerstar 9 years ago

Ask,him for more holidays that we do celebrate

cat12210210 years ago

Dude, Santa is real. DONT YOU LIE TO ME ;-; Also I'm like 70% sure Santa is a pedophile anyways. He breaks into childrens houses, watches them sleep, stalks them, and gives them random presents. It's just weird.

computer101015 years ago

I would love for him to be real so I can see his sleigh fall and smash on the ground beacause of his weight

Squid Kid9 years ago

Totally! I don't care about Easter or Valentine's day, give me Christmas!

Skutachu11 years ago

NO MORE VALENTINES DAY YASSSSSSS

Nithan90009 years ago

But Santa is real ;-; -a kid

DarkMatter9 years ago

ATHEIST

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago

You animals! Have you not seen "scientifically accurate santa claus"? Oh you haven't? Fair enough. Go search it on youtube, its actually pretty funny. Y"know, in a fucked up sort of way.