You become the most rich and popular superstar in the world
but
you have Nikki Minaj's butt
I will not

Ibrahim Kamara 13 years ago
Never said it was a part of your body.

DumbassDiana 6 years ago
r/holup
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Modestus_Robin 9 years ago
I see no downside here...

FancySpider 10 months ago
i see no upside

Nightmaretwin 10 years ago
Two benefits

astraphobiic 11 years ago
Honey I'd be rockin that booty better than the queen herself

Yo Gabba Gaby 13 years ago
who wouldnt want her butt?

MîlkyStrâwbêrry 6 years ago
Me. I'm a female. And for the record, I'm straight.
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Zanz MS 11 years ago
Who's Nikki Minaj? We all know that Nicki Minaj is the big-ass celeb.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Alright, listen here, you little-

danandphil 11 years ago
Ok i will keep it in the cabinet

Alden Brouwer 13 years ago
Remove implants/have liposuction and enjoy my wealth and fame for the rest of my life.

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago
Nikki Minaj's butt is probably the only good thing about her, so why not?

Caio Muniz 13 years ago
Those are some scary statistics up there...

Sans And Papyrus 10 years ago
i dont even wanna be popular...

HitlerDidNothingWrong 11 years ago
no downside for women or homosexuals

FloweyTheButton 9 years ago
welp... Where is the furnace to plop it in.

nubs nation 11 years ago
That would be awesome

pokedragneel 9 years ago
I don't think I could handle the booty but you never said I couldn't get my old butt back with surgery

BloxxerCreeperDTC 11 years ago
*Lenny face*

LnWzA122503 10 years ago
I would love to have those two.

nashnash30 11 years ago
i dont see the bad part

PatterTheNot 5 years ago
Are you famous because of the butt??

GreenDog3 11 years ago
Who everade this is seriously immature

CHEESE! 11 years ago
Sooooooo..........TWERK

KookieJoonieHobiYoonChimJinV 8 years ago
Does that mean Nicki Minaj will always be by my side at all times? Bc it never said her butt would detach, so me and Nicki are gonna be friends?

Maximilian Schönbäck 13 years ago
people wouldnt be weirded out by it as it clearly sais i would be popular => fuck yeah

Niggarhhh 10 years ago
Just cut off your ass and hang it on a wall and say to ur kids "no ass bishesss"

GloriousDave 9 years ago
Thats a win/win

Fiercegamer01 10 years ago
I play video games and I am a youtuber, so nobody sees my butt that much in the first place

Pls no 11 years ago
The worst part of Nikki Minaj is her face.

PikaDude 11 years ago
Gayyyyyy

Slenderman_official 7 months ago
Find my eight pages

MM_Peanuts 11 years ago
No downside (i'm a guy)

Zombieboi01 10 years ago
What about reduction?

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
It never it was on my body, so I'll just sell it on the black market

Thegirlwithcookies 12 years ago
Awesome huge ass,rich, popular, and a superstar? DOWNSIDE?

Tegan 10 years ago
Nope I already got day ass

WineAndDineAndEatADime 9 years ago
I love her ass and when I get a gender switch operation men will like me and wanna do me in the butt, win win :D

Dan Howell's Bed Sheets 10 years ago
Her butt is amazing, who wouldn't want this?

TheMootyNightOwl 10 years ago
Your profile picture is my all time favourite picture of Phil!

sandstoneJems 11 years ago
I'll mount it on my wall. I hear hippopotamuses expensive game to hurt.

THE SHEEP OF JUSTICE 11 years ago
if your rich have surgery to remove it

nubs nation 11 years ago
And im a guy!!

Dimico 9 years ago
You HAVE Nikki"s butt, who said it was a part of your body? It"s a win win. ( lick da puss anytime )

TheSmartOne 3 years ago
Technically I can cut her butt off and own it

apoisonedkilljoy 10 years ago
I mean she does have a good butt...

koloza 11 years ago
surgery it. duh

Pokemonic 11 years ago
what is the downside?

eatemupeatemupeatemupeatemup 8 years ago
I just marry Nicki. I still have the ass then.

WazzupCrazyyy 12 years ago
What's the negative in that? ;v

IMightPressIt 11 years ago
Thats gunna be kinda weird cuz im a boy...

Unipoop4life 9 years ago
So......the downside is?

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
This button extracted a lot of code from this website.

Knassen123321 10 years ago
Like hanging on The Wall like a hun ting trophy?
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