Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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EMPTYENDER116 years ago
You could get payed $1000000000000000000000000 for sleeping!!!!!!!
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Deadlox8 years ago
I can the job of my dreams without this
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EpicGold9997 years ago
I am not doing this π πΏππΌπ‘!!!
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Leafshade9 years ago
I earn freedom from nose hair. Dream job, immortal.
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87Oscar878 years ago
1. A mask
2. It would like part of my mustache
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Dxash4112 years ago
My dream job is to be a voice actor they ain't got to see my ugly mug
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Monkeysgt5 years ago
Youtuber, I can earn money, ps no facecam.
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TheRedArmySniper8 years ago
Living in Canada and studying wolves? I doubt the wolves would care about a damn nose hair.
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Jaymar8 years ago
if i want to be a youtuber who needs facecam?
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dolphinlover6098 years ago
*becomes a super sexy model with no imperfections or nose hair whatsoever* WHA HAT?! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!
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ceering999 years ago
If it continually grows I can sell the hair and become rich, then I can fund the research for the cure.
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Chad Drake11 years ago
If Im making 100 billion dollars a minute, I dont think anyone will care how I look.
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Rob4sian7 years ago
Stuff it into my nose.
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Maximus Grasstillion8 years ago
Sith Lords wear masks, right? It's a win for me!
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sonicj018 years ago
sub atomic size
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Sydrad8 years ago
Bobobo-Bobo-Bobobo (Hopefully that is the right number of Bo's)
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~Wave~length~8 years ago
get my dream job, earn https://youtu.be/l91ISfcuzDw yearly, and the fact that my dream job doesn't involve showing my face to anyone...
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LucarioKidJR6 years ago
What if I rip out my nose hair? Would be painful, but will it appear again after 10 minutes?
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Cheshire shadow8 years ago
*grins demon smile and opens empty eyes while burning evil souls with powers* so i get paid big cash to gain powers and magically take my nose off, then replace?
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Reetour7 years ago
shave it
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djross0138 years ago
If I only have the nose hair when I have the job then... it says as much money as I want, so work for one day and get paid $ 99999999999999999
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DoctorJohCoy9 years ago
I will put a bandage over my nose.
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Thraxx8 years ago
Ghost rider. Skeletons don't have hair
olvvvvlo8 years ago
In this case he would have, but who knows, maybe you will not need to use chains.
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Hyltran2 years ago
How big is a giant hair? I believe I already haw that and I just I cut it? Can I continue doing that?
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Cephalord757 years ago
If it's infinite, I would continually cut it and burn it as fuel.
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Saayanna5 years ago
Cut it?
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Ausidore8 years ago
I would be Queen of everything and get magic as my pay. I'd make the hair invisible so they CAN'T see it!
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Kaloon8 years ago
can't i just cut it?
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MachoManShark8 years ago
It's called growing a mustache. :3) Especially if it's shaped like a 3.
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