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You have the job of your dreams and you earn what you want
but
There will always be a giant hair coming out your nose. And everyone will notice it
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StormyAnne6 years ago
Tweezers. Pull it out by the root. No root means no hair. Profit.

ThePaulDude3 years ago
How is that profit? Your not even using the word properly.
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yellowgirl58 years ago
FINALLY I'M SEXY

ththomas94 years ago
Make a nose out of clay. Okay that hair is fine by me.

HellButton4 years ago
Yust wear mask

Yukitai3 years ago
Hold up, what I mean is "Covid shares downside, lol". Sorry.
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Mushroomnadorz7 years ago
Time to be in the guiness world record for the world's longest nose hair

IWantCake5 years ago
Can I have some cake

andrewls6718 years ago
just bend the hair so it grows into a beautiful shape, then everyone will notice it for good!

shanemccollum978 years ago
SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR

Imaunicornshh8 years ago
You made my day thank you!

kathprat76116 years ago
Life is a mystery. You can't solve it and find the answer without having something not go your way.

IWinzBro7 years ago
Um, I guess I'll "earn" the power to make rulefree wishes. My job will be doing nothing.

*fire*8 years ago
Grow a very noticeable mustache

Satan'sPenis8 years ago
Fuck looks. And plus, I would dye the hair bright green and say it's my "warlock mark" and it gives me magic if anyone asks.

ICan'tBeBotheredSoDealWithIt 8 years ago
Wow you are Satan's penis?

christian W8 years ago
It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure this out CUT IT!!!

KermitTheFrog8 years ago
But it says ALWAYS it will just grow back immediately

DiamondHerobrine8 years ago
Or... Wait... I'll just wear a Kylo Ren Mask !!! Or Darth Vader !!! :D

Jan Jurzitza11 years ago
i can cut it off every time and when its infinity long i can earn money by donating hair

Jhpf20092 years ago
Bruh Dont you know the diference between donating and selling Btw I have the most new comment
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Sponska8 years ago
I could just wear a mask and be the most mysteriosu celebrity ever

Faglord McFag9 years ago
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Jon White11 years ago
considering I will be the destroyer of worlds...I don't think they will care about that hair

lonestarwolf20066 years ago
like error?
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sonicj018 years ago
just stick it up your nose to hide it

Andy28 years ago
Cut the nose hair myself

Icon88 years ago
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EMPTYENDER116 years ago
You could get payed $1000000000000000000000000 for sleeping!!!!!!!

Deadlox8 years ago
I can the job of my dreams without this

EpicGold9997 years ago
I am not doing this πŸ˜ πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ŽπŸΌπŸ˜‘!!!

Leafshade9 years ago
I earn freedom from nose hair. Dream job, immortal.

87Oscar878 years ago
1. A mask 2. It would like part of my mustache

Dxash4112 years ago
My dream job is to be a voice actor they ain't got to see my ugly mug

Monkeysgt5 years ago
Youtuber, I can earn money, ps no facecam.

TheRedArmySniper8 years ago
Living in Canada and studying wolves? I doubt the wolves would care about a damn nose hair.

Jaymar8 years ago
if i want to be a youtuber who needs facecam?

dolphinlover6098 years ago
*becomes a super sexy model with no imperfections or nose hair whatsoever* WHA HAT?! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

ceering999 years ago
If it continually grows I can sell the hair and become rich, then I can fund the research for the cure.

Chad Drake11 years ago
If Im making 100 billion dollars a minute, I dont think anyone will care how I look.

Rob4sian7 years ago
Stuff it into my nose.

Maximus Grasstillion8 years ago
Sith Lords wear masks, right? It's a win for me!

sonicj018 years ago
sub atomic size

Sydrad8 years ago
Bobobo-Bobo-Bobobo (Hopefully that is the right number of Bo's)

~Wave~length~8 years ago
get my dream job, earn https://youtu.be/l91ISfcuzDw yearly, and the fact that my dream job doesn't involve showing my face to anyone...

LucarioKidJR6 years ago
What if I rip out my nose hair? Would be painful, but will it appear again after 10 minutes?

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
*grins demon smile and opens empty eyes while burning evil souls with powers* so i get paid big cash to gain powers and magically take my nose off, then replace?

Reetour7 years ago
shave it

djross0138 years ago
If I only have the nose hair when I have the job then... it says as much money as I want, so work for one day and get paid $ 99999999999999999

DoctorJohCoy9 years ago
I will put a bandage over my nose.

Thraxx8 years ago
Ghost rider. Skeletons don't have hair

olvvvvlo8 years ago
In this case he would have, but who knows, maybe you will not need to use chains.

Hyltran2 years ago
How big is a giant hair? I believe I already haw that and I just I cut it? Can I continue doing that?

Cephalord757 years ago
If it's infinite, I would continually cut it and burn it as fuel.

Saayanna5 years ago
Cut it?

Ausidore8 years ago
I would be Queen of everything and get magic as my pay. I'd make the hair invisible so they CAN'T see it!

Kaloon8 years ago
can't i just cut it?

MachoManShark8 years ago
It's called growing a mustache. :3) Especially if it's shaped like a 3.
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