You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that
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FattyTheFat10 years ago
Who would want to be Mario?
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thatonemoron10 years ago
I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber
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Miracle10 years ago
I can do srooms legally
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Kamefoo11 years ago
So you just become a lazy, fat plumber with murderous tendencies, an over-reliant brother and a cheating girlfriend? Where is the upside?
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-12-Volleyball_Jules-1211 years ago
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SammieeGoldWand8 years ago
NAH! Because then I would have to learn to be italian
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UrbleFurb11 years ago
lol i could jump really high and grow bigger by eating poisonous mushrooms XD
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TheButton1019 years ago
Plumbers makw alot of MONEY (TRUST me im not a plumber) my friend just told he is
TheButton1019 years ago
Make*
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Glassia_The_Tower11 years ago
Quit.
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JSE fan11 years ago
mario has a hard life why do u want to be him?
Pyr0M4ster11 years ago
The princess puss
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DrNobody9 years ago
Who cares, doesn't plumbing cost lots of money? If yes, there"s no downside, AND I"LL BE GODDAMN RICH!
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xXTheFuryXx10 years ago
This is dumb
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PotatoShark1510 years ago
Why would I fucking what to be Mario I would be changing hieght all the time xD
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Boeing 74711 years ago
I can always quit my job.
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littleplayer0911 years ago
I pressed it
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Joboloco11 years ago
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steriotypicalOutlaw11 years ago
THIIIISSSS! IIIISSSSS!! STUUUUPIIIIIDDDD!!!! :D Sorry, Bowser is my man!
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NathanDrake9 years ago
Doesn't mean I can't find some secret tunnel to the Mushroom Kingdom.
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NvD12 years ago
italy is better than where i live so...HECK YEAH
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DuduBonesBr10 years ago
fuck you boss, take this fireball, and this koopa shell, and this... (two hours later) and finally, this 1-up mushroom. WAIT HE IS ALIVE NOW! Take this racoon tail...
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beterick11 years ago
i thought mario rescues princess peach and he's born in japane, his a japanese plumber
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