Will You Press The Button?

831143last month

离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗，乐意至极

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago

È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

Anime is Freaking Awesome9 years ago

I rather be Link...

GenoSans7 years ago

same, also WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO BE AN ITALIAN PLUMBER WHO NEVER EVEN SPEAKS A PROPER LANGUAGE????!!!!!!

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BuddyDron9 years ago

You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan9 years ago

But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge8 years ago

In Brooklyn, however

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zappypeach9 years ago

YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

DontTrustTheOof5 years ago

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Noobie o-o9 years ago

Random as hell O-O .0.

Sabrina Quivey12 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp4 years ago

Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?

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RafeeDaBoy8 years ago

I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp8 years ago

I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago

daisy is a princess.

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JRNGaming8 years ago

Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle149 years ago

You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron9 years ago

I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle9 years ago

I can do srooms legally

sonic =sanic9 years ago

Mario is already a plumber dumbass

Usernamesareoverrated7 years ago

Why the fuck would anyone want to be the Mushroom Spaghetti Man that has to constantly fight a princess-kidnapping turtle and is probably in a medically induced coma at this point from smashing his head against floating bricks

superninja448897 years ago

Actually, he punches them. That"s why he raises his hand when he jumps.

NvD11 years ago

italy is better than where i live so...HECK YEAH

Peopod1019 years ago

I don't even like the game Mario Bros.

TANGamer9 years ago

WAT?!?!?!?

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

Mario working as a plumber... BRAND NEW VIDEO GAME! MARIOPLUMBER!

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

nah

xboxismylife9 years ago

This is the life of Mario anyway

Huntsman 9 years ago

Mario is a psycho

SBEVE6 years ago

Why would i want to be squashed by giant bricks and eaten by piranha plants?

Extremecy9 years ago

Whi doesnt like plumming?!?!?!?! Your Mario where is the downside?!?!?!?

MlilaKidsxD8 years ago

Wtf anyone wants to be Mario Like he almost only says Mario It makes me mad That he talks only one thing

Blackhawk1707 years ago

He never works his actual job so no downside

Lurmarud9 years ago

Well this is just stupid.

masterassassin 9 years ago

But mario been a plumber

shadow kurama9 years ago

Mario is evil

JHP19989 years ago

No, Bowser is evil

Planeguy19969 years ago

I am a pilot.Not a plumber.But it doesn't say you become Super Mario?

IM_A_CHICKEN_NOODLE8 years ago

He already is a plumber

Matthew Hilbun12 years ago

So what's the problem? It didn't say you wouldn't have awesome adventures like how Mario did. It just says that you have a job as a plumber. That's probably a bonus despite all the nasty stuff involved.

FROGU5 years ago

No upside

katherine05539979 years ago

I hate Mario....

dachampoz8 years ago

Mario may have like powers or whatever but what kind of bullshit is this? Fuck off Mario!

Datamannen 9 years ago

Why Mario? ðŸ˜‚

Joboloco9 years ago

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Logical-choice7 years ago

Plumbing sucks!

buttcrac2229 years ago

But Mario is a plumber

KHdude9 years ago

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LoopHoleAnswersBOI7 years ago

boring

Lawlzer10 years ago

Wigi!

turtlenugget6989 years ago

he is INSANE

bad_name8 years ago

Mario is already a plumber so they really didnt need to add that

NEONNUCLEUS9 years ago

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ScottishCookie2 years ago

Becoming mario?! HEL YEAH! SO LONG GAY BOWSER

WBGrock9 years ago

Better paying than my current job.

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