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You become Mario
but
You work in Italy as a Plumber.
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

E545 5 months ago
I love you Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark, please marry me

831143 2 years ago
离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗,乐意至极

0ppl233 last year
lmao笑死

Anime is Freaking Awesome 11 years ago
I rather be Link...

Frostyfount87 7 months ago
Ha ho hoo! TOREGA!
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BuddyDron 11 years ago
You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan 11 years ago
But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge 9 years ago
In Brooklyn, however
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zappypeach 10 years ago
YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

Sabrina Quivey 13 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp 5 years ago
Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?
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DontTrustTheOof 7 years ago
⛥ İ̷͎͖̪́̈́̌̕ͅͅ"̵̧͕͓́ͅv̶̮̮̰̰̄̋̇̐ȩ̶͍̤̖̖̈́ ̷̭͚̣̳͚̋̇ć̶̢͋̈́̕͝ͅô̷͓͇̐̓̕ͅm̴͇̮̆̎̅̀͝e̷̱̖̋̓ ̷͚͓̆͑f̷͚̞̻̚ō̴̩̽̈́ŕ̷̻̲͈̲̅͆̔ ̶̥̤̟͐͐̔̿ẙ̸̦͕̇͗͘ô̵̲̱̦͕̔͒̆̈́ṳ̸̩̂͒̊̐̎ṙ̶̪̘̲͖̤̑̄͝ ̸̙̲̫͙̄̇f̴̙̳̺̙͎̌̑̌̕o̵͙̺̻̭̮̓͂͑̓͘r̵̨͚͌̌͂ȩ̸̮̯̩͍̈s̸͖̯̅͑͆k̷̡̖̼̂̈́͘į̷̓ņ̷̡̌̆̂̽̚ ψ

Noobie o-o 10 years ago
Random as hell O-O .0.

RafeeDaBoy 10 years ago
I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp 9 years ago
I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness 8 years ago
daisy is a princess.
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JRNGaming 10 years ago
Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago
didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle14 10 years ago
You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron 10 years ago
I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle 10 years ago
I can do srooms legally

Kamefoo 11 years ago
So you just become a lazy, fat plumber with murderous tendencies, an over-reliant brother and a cheating girlfriend? Where is the upside?

-12-Volleyball_Jules-12 11 years ago
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SammieeGoldWand 8 years ago
NAH! Because then I would have to learn to be italian

UrbleFurb 11 years ago
lol i could jump really high and grow bigger by eating poisonous mushrooms XD

TheButton101 9 years ago
Plumbers makw alot of MONEY (TRUST me im not a plumber) my friend just told he is

TheButton101 9 years ago
Make*

Glassia_The_Tower 11 years ago
Quit.

JSE fan 11 years ago
mario has a hard life why do u want to be him?

Pyr0M4ster 11 years ago
The princess puss

DrNobody 9 years ago
Who cares, doesn't plumbing cost lots of money? If yes, there"s no downside, AND I"LL BE GODDAMN RICH!

xXTheFuryXx 10 years ago
This is dumb

PotatoShark15 10 years ago
Why would I fucking what to be Mario I would be changing hieght all the time xD

Boeing 747 11 years ago
I can always quit my job.

littleplayer09 11 years ago
I pressed it

Joboloco 11 years ago
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steriotypicalOutlaw 11 years ago
THIIIISSSS! IIIISSSSS!! STUUUUPIIIIIDDDD!!!! :D Sorry, Bowser is my man!

NathanDrake 9 years ago
Doesn't mean I can't find some secret tunnel to the Mushroom Kingdom.

NvD 12 years ago
italy is better than where i live so...HECK YEAH

DuduBonesBr 10 years ago
fuck you boss, take this fireball, and this koopa shell, and this... (two hours later) and finally, this 1-up mushroom. WAIT HE IS ALIVE NOW! Take this racoon tail...

beterick 11 years ago
i thought mario rescues princess peach and he's born in japane, his a japanese plumber

Magicalgirlkayla 11 years ago
But Mario works in Brooklyn!

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago
I meant planet.
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Lt-Weiss 5 years ago
mario if he real

silversniper99 11 years ago
nope. plumbering is not my expertise

HERS-Firestorm 9 years ago
Actually my name is Mario. Why would I want to be myself? And I'm italian dude.

LeonardoGolp 8 years ago
Ehh mario works in boston

thisiscalled...you know 11 years ago
Wait... IM ITALIAN Chi vuole mangare una pizza?

Huntsman 11 years ago
Mack me link or no deal!

Megiplier 11 years ago
I'd rather be Sans *imagines sans* *starts drooling*

ShaunKnutson 9 years ago
we

Juuzo 11 years ago
I just quit the job

comicsean 11 years ago
But mario is just stuck in a loop hole, why would you want to be him when he cant even keep the princess from getting kidnapped by Bowser?

Micwiz 9 years ago
Wow. Well this is terrible, because it"s easy to win arguments if you"re me. 2 downsides

Matteo Diana 13 years ago
THIS IS A TRUE STORY AMICI

pankake 10 years ago
Downside?

telletoonethan 9 years ago
Plumbing bathrooms and going down the drain
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