Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

E545 5 months ago

I love you Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark, please marry me

831143 2 years ago

离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗，乐意至极

0ppl233 last year

lmao笑死

Anime is Freaking Awesome 11 years ago

I rather be Link...

Frostyfount87 7 months ago

Ha ho hoo! TOREGA!

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BuddyDron 11 years ago

You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan 11 years ago

But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge 9 years ago

In Brooklyn, however

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zappypeach 10 years ago

YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

Sabrina Quivey 13 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp 5 years ago

Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?

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DontTrustTheOof 7 years ago

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Noobie o-o 10 years ago

Random as hell O-O .0.

RafeeDaBoy 10 years ago

I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp 9 years ago

I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness 8 years ago

daisy is a princess.

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JRNGaming 10 years ago

Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago

didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle14 10 years ago

You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron 10 years ago

I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle 10 years ago

I can do srooms legally

Thraxxerus14 9 years ago

Plumbers make bank

Fluttershy0023 11 years ago

Mario IS a frikin plumber in Italy anyway so..... Ya.

NeverGonnaGiveYouUp 6 years ago

Do I get to jump on goombas?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Wait, are you the guy from fandom? (It"s me narwhals)

Peebs 11 years ago

He worked in BROOKLYN, you uncultured swine

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago

He works on a different planet.

Beringtord 11 years ago

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TheFbomb309 10 years ago

Mario sucks

ComedyNightmare 9 years ago

that"s a racist button.

Agent_Waffle 9 years ago

No, Mario is an Italian plumber. It all checks out.

logicalreasons 11 years ago

Dis is Mariioo! Lil taiini hands like holdin a taiini maus. A liil taiini maus!

Gamerjosh 11 years ago

But everyone will still know me as the real Mario. Plus plumbers make alot of money right? (or naw?)

Random Anonymous 10 years ago

what are you talking about? I'm Italian and my poop is...normal. xD

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ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š 11 years ago

Worth it

Francky 3 years ago

It's-a me, Mario

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago

hell no i dont want to be mario jumpman mxario

RetroGameDays 7 years ago

Mario... Is an Italian... And Plumber... That lives in Japan... That Speaks ENGLISH

JUST_PRESS_IT! 11 years ago

Rather be Link.

strong 10 years ago

I'm already in Italy, so...why not?

ZanderPanda88 11 years ago

A plumber is actually a well paying job

Valicu 10 years ago

Mario is a plumber buuuuuuuut he is cooler

Whats up nice balls no homo btw 11 years ago

Fucking hate mario and i hate how everybody loves him

SEMatis 9 years ago

I'm a girl... Mario is male... gender switch does not appeal to me as something for me to do.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Me neither. Also I HATE MUSTACHES

Creeperface130 11 years ago

Mario was an plumber in Italy before Bowser, so sure, press it.

NixExists 7 months ago

“You become Mario, but you become Mario”

Yukiko Kitten 11 years ago

Who would want to be a short chubby Italian plumber who saves a princess and fights giant lizards, turtles, goombas, and boos?

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

Oh, I'm just getting revenge on some asshole named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. I'm posting his sob story all over so he can see how pathetic he is. Carry on.

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NvD 12 years ago

italy is better than where i live so...HECK YEAH

marmori 10 years ago

Don't want to be mario but plumber in italy sounds nice

Inline2 9 years ago

You become Mario BUT you become mario

Link25 11 years ago

If I work in Italy as a Plumber i'm not Mario

TheCyclops5691 5 years ago

Yeh I'm more a luigi guy.

DarkPit1006 11 years ago

The only good thing about Mario is jumping on people.

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SammieeGoldWand 8 years ago

NAH! Because then I would have to learn to be italian

Kamefoo 11 years ago

So you just become a lazy, fat plumber with murderous tendencies, an over-reliant brother and a cheating girlfriend? Where is the upside?

TheButton101 9 years ago

Plumbers makw alot of MONEY (TRUST me im not a plumber) my friend just told he is

TheButton101 9 years ago

Make*

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