Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

E545 6 months ago

I love you Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark, please marry me

831143 2 years ago

离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗，乐意至极

0ppl233 last year

lmao笑死

Anime is Freaking Awesome 11 years ago

I rather be Link...

Frostyfount87 8 months ago

Ha ho hoo! TOREGA!

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BuddyDron 11 years ago

You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan 11 years ago

But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge 9 years ago

In Brooklyn, however

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zappypeach 10 years ago

YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

Sabrina Quivey 13 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp 5 years ago

Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?

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DontTrustTheOof 7 years ago

⛥ İ̷͎͖̪́̈́̌̕ͅͅ"̵̧͕͓́ͅv̶̮̮̰̰̄̋̇̐ȩ̶͍̤̖̖̈́ ̷̭͚̣̳͚̋̇ć̶̢͋̈́̕͝ͅô̷͓͇̐̓̕ͅm̴͇̮̆̎̅̀͝e̷̱̖̋̓ ̷͚͓̆͑f̷͚̞̻̚ō̴̩̽̈́ŕ̷̻̲͈̲̅͆̔ ̶̥̤̟͐͐̔̿ẙ̸̦͕̇͗͘ô̵̲̱̦͕̔͒̆̈́ṳ̸̩̂͒̊̐̎ṙ̶̪̘̲͖̤̑̄͝ ̸̙̲̫͙̄̇f̴̙̳̺̙͎̌̑̌̕o̵͙̺̻̭̮̓͂͑̓͘r̵̨͚͌̌͂ȩ̸̮̯̩͍̈s̸͖̯̅͑͆k̷̡̖̼̂̈́͘į̷̓ņ̷̡̌̆̂̽̚ ψ

Noobie o-o 10 years ago

Random as hell O-O .0.

RafeeDaBoy 10 years ago

I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp 9 years ago

I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness 8 years ago

daisy is a princess.

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JRNGaming 10 years ago

Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago

didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle14 10 years ago

You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron 10 years ago

I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle 10 years ago

I can do srooms legally

shadow kurama 11 years ago

Mario is evil

JHP1998 10 years ago

No, Bowser is evil

Lancilia 10 months ago

So... instant job button?

Planeguy1996 11 years ago

I am a pilot.Not a plumber.But it doesn't say you become Super Mario?

IM_A_CHICKEN_NOODLE 9 years ago

He already is a plumber

Matthew Hilbun 13 years ago

So what's the problem? It didn't say you wouldn't have awesome adventures like how Mario did. It just says that you have a job as a plumber. That's probably a bonus despite all the nasty stuff involved.

FROGU 6 years ago

No upside

katherine0553997 11 years ago

I hate Mario....

dachampoz 10 years ago

Mario may have like powers or whatever but what kind of bullshit is this? Fuck off Mario!

Datamannen 11 years ago

Why Mario? ðŸ˜‚

Joboloco 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Logical-choice 8 years ago

Plumbing sucks!

buttcrac222 11 years ago

But Mario is a plumber

KHdude 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

LoopHoleAnswersBOI 9 years ago

boring

Lawlzer 11 years ago

Wigi!

turtlenugget698 10 years ago

he is INSANE

bad_name 9 years ago

Mario is already a plumber so they really didnt need to add that

NEONNUCLEUS 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

ScottishCookie 3 years ago

Becoming mario?! HEL YEAH! SO LONG GAY BOWSER

WBGrock 11 years ago

Better paying than my current job.

Kuha 7 years ago

I tought mario was always an italian plumber?

RainbowCloud 11 years ago

I HATE MARIO

PinkfluffyUnicorns 10 years ago

Seriosuly

486jakebox 11 years ago

I get that

Blood of Gaea 10 years ago

Only reason to be Mario is Princess Peach.

DavidLetterman 11 years ago

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Rudolf_Schenker 10 years ago

In my headcanon Mario is a villain. Blame MatPat

Naweichu 9 months ago

록맨이 된다는 건, 로봇이 되는 거예요?

amnn11 11 years ago

I want to be sora

BrendanCross 9 years ago

I don't think being a plumber in Italy would be that bad. A plumber in INDIA, however, or for an Indian restaurant, that"s a different story (the food gives you explosive what"s)

BrendanCross 9 years ago

Sharts not what"s

NeverGonnaGiveYouUp 6 years ago

Do I get to jump on goombas?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Wait, are you the guy from fandom? (It"s me narwhals)

Thraxxerus14 9 years ago

Plumbers make bank

Fluttershy0023 11 years ago

Mario IS a frikin plumber in Italy anyway so..... Ya.

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