You have the house of your dreams.
but
You always hit your pinky toe once a day.
I will not


235x011 months ago
My house of my dreams has a device that lets you teleport from any universe to any other universe

Mordecai8 years ago
nothing can hit your pinky toe if you rip those suckers off

Maharid7 months ago
This is a bit too extreme.
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NovaRohdell7 years ago
I do that anyway

derpatron1248 years ago
It didn't say how painful it would be, just that you would hit your toe. You could just touch the wall with your pinky toe and be like "meh"

Micwiz8 years ago
Doesn't say how hard, so just poke it. 🤓

MNITIMMY9 years ago
*love taps pinkey toe*

Anton Young12 years ago
My dream house is made of soft pillows

Shadowscream7 years ago
Dude it doesnt matter, u ll somehow hit it, maybe on the ground, maybe if u go out for shoping, u cant change that!
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Bts_Lps_Suga8 years ago
Is normal.....i do it daily..... it dosen't hurt.....

ThatTacoDude9 years ago
I'll have a house whit a curse that I can never get hurt there

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
make a shield for your pinky toe then

dontrip9 years ago
ill put shoes on dumfuqs

Noah Nelson12 years ago
flick my toe every morning. house of my dreams + never stubbed toe again

DragonEXE8 years ago
No, no, no you cut the fucker off problem solved
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Bacon Waffles12 years ago
This is a no brainer because it doesnt say you always your pinky toe on the side of a table or something. Ill just hit my pinky toe with my hand

Yukicross1215 years ago
Kermit it also didn't say you COULDNT do that XD
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Daniel Tickner12 years ago
I would hit it with a sock

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago
Probably in the secret passages. My dream house has secret passages.

SimmeRocky9 years ago
Then it isn't my dream house.

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter9 years ago
Doesn't specify what you hit it on. Bash it with a pillow when you wake up.

wutgirl579 years ago
the way i look at it, you hit your toe everyday... but in your dream house!!!

ranboomba3 years ago
fuck yea

Nolangames4439 years ago
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mmcgui127 years ago
Well, it never actually says how hard your toe gets hit...

FattyWoman9 years ago
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HPotter138 years ago
Does not say how hard

i rareley press buttons10 years ago
sign me UP!

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D.Dragon8 years ago
It happens enough already

Castleswimmerfan5 years ago
I do that anyway

DopeMaster779 years ago
Hits toe with hand sofly, problem solved

chickenjoe139 years ago
well then cut off the pinky toe so it wont happen

Asozrev9 years ago
Didnt say africans

Conner Wolf12 years ago
My dream house includes an army to defend me, unlimited food supplies, and an entire room dedicated to my gaming, and a magic room that could take me to any other world I want.

Brominator7 years ago
Just cut off your pinkies

Yellow Emerald9 years ago
What on? also i stub my pinky two once a day at this point already so yeah.

WonderfulWickedWitch8 years ago
Just stub your toe, not on accident, on a pillow and go, "Ow, that really hurt," and be done.

mr.whatface9 years ago
Lol me already

Mark Andres12 years ago
Probably in the bowling alley right beside the one secret bookshelf passage

CameronCollins7 years ago
What if the house of my dreams has a plastic surgeon that can remove my pinky toe? What will I hit next?

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
something will bump the severed toes once a day

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
my house would be antichamber but without the puzzles just a giant mindfuckery of a house it would prevent many people from visiting

Nutjob8 years ago
I once stubbed my toe and it went purple.

Plugnuts9 years ago
Does that mean that I can hit it myself? Pfff! I can just hit it with a feather every morning and be fine! Loophole.

Maharid7 months ago
First thing i do in the morning is hitting my pinky toe with my hand, problem solved.

ZackTrey7 years ago
i chop off pinky toe.

ISABELLA219 years ago
stubb my toes everyday im used to it. so i dont care

VanessaGray8 years ago
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Helena._.Dragneel10 years ago
Cut off the pinky toes

Mr-Clean4 years ago
it never said how hard

greenboy7897899 years ago
I hit my pinky toe in some way every day anyways so yeah

Luis bum8 years ago
Kill the haters

Brendon Marwitz12 years ago
If we assume that we have to horribly stub our pinky toe once a day... "doc, would you please remove my pinky toes?"

Turtle216 years ago
AHH GOD NO JESUS THAT WAD TO ANDHSKFVMAMD
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