You have the house of your dreams.
but
You always hit your pinky toe once a day.
I will not

235x0 2 years ago
My house of my dreams has a device that lets you teleport from any universe to any other universe

armor_hero_emper last year
TARDIS

Mordecai 10 years ago
nothing can hit your pinky toe if you rip those suckers off

Maharid 2 years ago
This is a bit too extreme.
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NovaRohdell 9 years ago
I do that anyway

derpatron124 9 years ago
It didn't say how painful it would be, just that you would hit your toe. You could just touch the wall with your pinky toe and be like "meh"

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
*love taps pinkey toe*

Micwiz 9 years ago
Doesn't say how hard, so just poke it. 🤓

Anton Young 13 years ago
My dream house is made of soft pillows

Shadowscream 8 years ago
Dude it doesnt matter, u ll somehow hit it, maybe on the ground, maybe if u go out for shoping, u cant change that!
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Bts_Lps_Suga 9 years ago
Is normal.....i do it daily..... it dosen't hurt.....

ThatTacoDude 11 years ago
I'll have a house whit a curse that I can never get hurt there

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
make a shield for your pinky toe then

Noah Nelson 13 years ago
flick my toe every morning. house of my dreams + never stubbed toe again

DragonEXE 9 years ago
No, no, no you cut the fucker off problem solved
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dontrip 11 years ago
ill put shoes on dumfuqs

Bacon Waffles 13 years ago
This is a no brainer because it doesnt say you always your pinky toe on the side of a table or something. Ill just hit my pinky toe with my hand

Yukicross121 7 years ago
Kermit it also didn't say you COULDNT do that XD
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Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
I would hit it with a sock

Jami JoAnne Russell 13 years ago
Probably in the secret passages. My dream house has secret passages.

2hello9 10 years ago
Worth it

magnar1234 12 years ago
happens anyway :P

thereal_lemon 4 years ago
have a cast on your toe so it doesnt hurt??

MindBend 11 years ago
so i would just hit my pinky toe...so u mean with my hand...and u didnt sat how hard so... i will press it

RowanDavis 9 years ago
I stub my toe every day anyway.

FreshlyBakedSadness 7 years ago
My dream house is round and soft and I never leave

DopeMaster77 11 years ago
Hits toe with hand sofly, problem solved

JamierayTait 9 years ago
Only differanc i have a better house

LeopardoEnlatado 11 years ago
I also hit MY toe everyday

normal commenter 69 10 years ago
Just wear shoes with more padding and hit your pinky toe softly

Demiseus Dongman 13 years ago
I'll wear some footwear at home, then..?

random123456789 9 years ago
just cut of your pinky toe then it can never happen

WorldsHealer 11 years ago
Easy solution to the problem: Move out to a better house without everyday hitting your toe.

rawrboylol 10 years ago
My. Dream house is gummi bears so HA

Lily Snow Wolfe 13 years ago
if im lucky enough to get my dream house, im lucky enough to get a force feild

KermitS 8 years ago
I always hit my pinky toe each day, i just dont live in my dream house. This is great

x unicorns_3 11 years ago
Do that already

Loophol 2 years ago
I'll spend most of my life in my house which encompasses all of creation. Then I make everything pillows with special button in the house so then when I hit my pinky toe its just a pillow

KermitTheFrog 11 years ago
I'm going to sell the house to buy armor for my pinky toe then use that cash to buy something else

Elijah Ray 13 years ago
TOO EXTREME

JamZHate 9 years ago
Get that toe removed

ruthdazle 11 years ago
i dont care really

sharpcrystal 11 years ago
Hell yeah my pinky toe is bent

HannahMacdonald 9 years ago
I wack my toes all the time so ha

Unknownman 11 years ago
Nooooooo

ryboy 10 years ago
Me tooooooooooooooo!!!!

blacktiger6 12 years ago
who cares about toes

LordObsidian 5 years ago
They never said how hard u have to hit it. 😉

why u do dis 11 years ago
lol nope

RivenPlays 11 years ago
*puts on steel toe boots*

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago
Wakes up* lightly punches toe* saves self from pain later*

Gabriele Princiotta 13 years ago
I would hit it with a plush toy, and it would still count.

oceanwaterpug27 8 years ago
I will always wear shoes

qwery123844 11 years ago
Time to chop it off then.

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter 10 years ago
Doesn't specify what you hit it on. Bash it with a pillow when you wake up.
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