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When you die, you can have a heaven by your standards - anything and everything can happen if you want it to. You will feel happiness, joy, and will be able to do anything you desired.
but
For your entire life before you die, you will be unfortunate and unhappy, unloved and unlucky.
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ScottishCookie 4 years ago
*smashes button, kills self*

happyman123 10 months ago
ill smash you

YYGZ 2 years ago
直接自杀好吧

sanliqingfeng 2 years ago
基督教好像有过自杀上不了天堂的教义

mpregtruther 2 years ago
always has been

Veryveryvertical 4 years ago
I would just kill myself

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
so basically nothing in my life changes? *slams button, kills self*

Ramanuta 9 years ago
You did not say first, your name lies too us.

rapp237 10 years ago
its called suicide folks

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
My life is the downside of this scenario which is all too real for me.

Nick Mallas 13 years ago
So a few decades of unhappiness VS a freakin eternity of happiness?Yea that's such a hard question

Smort2983 5 years ago
I see no problem here! ONLY A SOLUTION
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MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
Well if i am so unfortunate does that mean i die on birth?

Bts_Lps_Suga 9 years ago
Thats my life the unhappy one.... :(

Gandhi last year
sorry you feel that way

Migdin1 10 years ago
I WANT TO BE REBORN AS MYSELF NOT BE IN HEAVEN!!! I NEED YOUTUBE AND HERE AT EARTH WE HAVE COOKIES!!

CodeCraker 10 years ago
ITS YOUR OWN FREAKEN HEAVEN DUMBASS!

Michael Raybourn 13 years ago
pushes button kills self

JerryTheRock1738 8 years ago
Well you’re unlucky so it might just leave you severely injured...
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Coltrane112 9 years ago
Comit suicide

TobyDaPug 9 years ago
Kill yourself, then!

Craft_Warrior1 10 years ago
Just Die as soon as you can

splatoongirl07 10 years ago
I am actually doing a YouTube video doing this game

Coolcon 10 years ago
Friend:My heaven would ne full of money Friend:Mine would be as a footballer Me:Mine would be living in the underground

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
Fist bump!

xX_guyman_Xx 10 years ago
Kill your self at 3 days

Xederam 10 years ago
a shit 90-100 years, for a 100000000 years of happiness i know that it's not nearly such a little amount, and that its actually eternal, but i just wanted to point out how small a lifetime seems to an eternity

Ninja_pig 11 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
It"s just a glitch. Glitches happen, you know.
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jfb1337 11 years ago
Finite unhappiness followed by infinite happiness is a good deal

Brianna Worldchanger Evans 13 years ago
so my life now? ok *Pushes button*

AlethiaTheGreatest1 4 years ago
I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
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Joshua Afianto 13 years ago
Isn't this kinda like a Christian life?

varter21212 10 years ago
No well lest I think it"s not
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Daniel TheRaven 13 years ago
Heave's a lie anyway, sooooooooo......

Conflict-Resolver 10 years ago
serrato, please calm down. i happen to be an atheist, but we can still resolve this conflict. you are more than just a target to me
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PunkAssedBitch 9 years ago
It"s worth it

Skweekyman123 11 years ago
It would be less if you have a gun

tgoru13 11 years ago
Screw heaven. Give me violence, war, destruction!

datboi427 6 years ago
being an atheist who doesnt believe in heaven and hecc, ill pass

I love supernatural 10 years ago
Commit suicide duh

Swifty_1201 12 years ago
Solution - Kill yourself

ThunderXpert 2 years ago
Heaven would be pretty boring after a couple years and your brain would be extremely rotten and mushy. Having everything you could ever want is not as good as it seems.

BoCo365 10 years ago
Blessed are those who sorrow, for they shall be comforted

That one commenter 11 years ago
you suicide then your happy

DanielBright 8 years ago
So, Life Lasts About 75-100 Years. Heaven Lasts, Lets See... Forever!

Theawsomegirl 10 years ago
No thanks

Jenario D Morgan 13 years ago
YES I WANT THIS .Gelasius Morgan said this

Mihaugoku 11 years ago
That would be great if it happened.

Gorflop 9 years ago
Kill myself

Ninja_pig 11 years ago
I can just kill myself.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
My life is the downside.

CodyShany316 11 years ago
ANIMALS!!!!!

SpeedFetus 10 years ago
My emotions would manifest in the form of suicide, so I wouldn't have to endure it that long

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago
Ok *commits suicide* YAY VIDEO GAMES, MOUNTAIN DEW, AND DORITOS FOREVER

ToxicCrybby 10 years ago
yeah pretty much my regular life and then happiness forever? HECK YEAH

ErrorOne 11 years ago
Suicide, and OK :v

DarkVanguard 6 years ago
the downside is kinda of a upside for me

TheGhostQueen 10 years ago
If anything can happen does that mean I can make fictional characters come to life?

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
Yes.

NinjaBuggeln 12 years ago
Suicide ftw. Or I just suck it up knowing I'll have everything I'll ever want at the end

MichaelG 9 years ago
Just commit suicide instantly, then happiness 😁

Palamedes 11 years ago
Suicide!
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