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When you die, you can have a heaven by your standards - anything and everything can happen if you want it to. You will feel happiness, joy, and will be able to do anything you desired.
but
For your entire life before you die, you will be unfortunate and unhappy, unloved and unlucky.
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YYGZ 2 years ago
直接自杀好吧

sanliqingfeng last year
基督教好像有过自杀上不了天堂的教义

ScottishCookie 4 years ago
*smashes button, kills self*

happyman123 9 months ago
ill smash you

mpregtruther 2 years ago
always has been

Veryveryvertical 4 years ago
I would just kill myself

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
so basically nothing in my life changes? *slams button, kills self*

Ramanuta 8 years ago
You did not say first, your name lies too us.

rapp237 10 years ago
its called suicide folks

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
My life is the downside of this scenario which is all too real for me.

Nick Mallas 13 years ago
So a few decades of unhappiness VS a freakin eternity of happiness?Yea that's such a hard question

Smort2983 5 years ago
I see no problem here! ONLY A SOLUTION
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MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago
Well if i am so unfortunate does that mean i die on birth?

Bts_Lps_Suga 9 years ago
Thats my life the unhappy one.... :(

Gandhi last year
sorry you feel that way

Migdin1 10 years ago
I WANT TO BE REBORN AS MYSELF NOT BE IN HEAVEN!!! I NEED YOUTUBE AND HERE AT EARTH WE HAVE COOKIES!!

CodeCraker 10 years ago
ITS YOUR OWN FREAKEN HEAVEN DUMBASS!

Michael Raybourn 13 years ago
pushes button kills self

JerryTheRock1738 8 years ago
Well you’re unlucky so it might just leave you severely injured...
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Coltrane112 9 years ago
Comit suicide

TobyDaPug 9 years ago
Kill yourself, then!

Craft_Warrior1 10 years ago
Just Die as soon as you can

splatoongirl07 10 years ago
I am actually doing a YouTube video doing this game

Coolcon 10 years ago
Friend:My heaven would ne full of money Friend:Mine would be as a footballer Me:Mine would be living in the underground

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
Fist bump!

xX_guyman_Xx 10 years ago
Kill your self at 3 days

Xederam 10 years ago
a shit 90-100 years, for a 100000000 years of happiness i know that it's not nearly such a little amount, and that its actually eternal, but i just wanted to point out how small a lifetime seems to an eternity

Ninja_pig 10 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
It"s just a glitch. Glitches happen, you know.
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jfb1337 11 years ago
Finite unhappiness followed by infinite happiness is a good deal

Brianna Worldchanger Evans 13 years ago
so my life now? ok *Pushes button*

AlethiaTheGreatest1 4 years ago
I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
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Joshua Afianto 13 years ago
Isn't this kinda like a Christian life?

varter21212 10 years ago
No well lest I think it"s not
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Daniel TheRaven 13 years ago
Heave's a lie anyway, sooooooooo......

Conflict-Resolver 10 years ago
serrato, please calm down. i happen to be an atheist, but we can still resolve this conflict. you are more than just a target to me
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-_- 12 years ago
What is "Life"? I am already dead...

MollyTaylor 9 years ago
No. Watch ep 28 of The Twilight Zone.

undertale love 11 years ago
Suiside

CodeCraker 10 years ago
Id Just kill myself And BAM Happiness

Remko 11 years ago
Just commit suicide XP

ChrisRacer 6 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation

XVicent 10 years ago
If I unhappy walk across the road get hit by a car and dye. Unlimited heaven.

The Hat 11 years ago
You can just kill yourself

ILoveCookies 10 years ago
So same as now... Then ye cause I"ve already delt with it.

Vulsera 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Cann_Farmre 7 years ago
Couldn't I just kill myself then?

Dansatoru 10 years ago
suicide? ez

Max R. Usse 13 years ago
Suicide I can already feel the hate in my chrotch fuck it hurts

alanalot 9 years ago
A lack of sadness is not the same as joy

The Boeing Kid 10 years ago
Simple solution...suicide

Gabba 11 years ago
Fabulous Giraffe speaks the thruth

EvanCarnell 8 years ago
Gits cancer killed self

Drewmazing 10 years ago
Kills self hell yeah

Meinaru Tsiiryu 13 years ago
way to add a little supernatural to the day

WakkaRexo 9 years ago
Isn't that what it was like before Jesus and stuff according to the Bible poor people are first and rich are last.

Patchett0710 11 years ago
Won't change anything for me

e3 9 years ago
suiside

WBGrock 11 years ago
So... More of the same... But i get to go to heaven. sign me up.

Stink_Birb 9 years ago
No downside, already got that

Pika Girl 11 years ago
The downside wouldn't change anything in my life. My heaven would be full of anime and vocaloid!

Trixie 5 years ago
So I get free heaven control and no downside? *hits button so hard it breaks*
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