Will You Press The Button?

Owain452 10 years ago

I want a 6 month vacation, twice per year.

Taco_Axo 2 years ago

Loophole

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that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

i'd give myself the choice to quit the agency. LOOPHOLE!

Acero 10 years ago

What do you not get about "FORCED", AKA they"d kill you if they quit. Who do they care? They"re fucking assassins.

MaryAnne Ravenchild Emberlin 13 years ago

Where's the downside x

Loophole Finder 69 10 years ago

I Want An Oppertunity To Not Be A Hitman OOOOOOOH LOOOOPHOOOLE

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Ig88 10 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO N... [Show full comment]

Duolingo 3 months ago

Yes😀

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NaixinZong 10 years ago

my first wish is dont have to work for the rest of my life

B52TATTOO 9 years ago

Agent 47 here I come

Duolingo 3 months ago

lol

Potat 10 years ago

FUCK YEAAAAH HAPKIDO SKILLS PUT TO GOOD USE

Fairytale-22-9-12-12-1-9-14 10 years ago

So I get to have anything I want for free and I get to knock off terrorists and enemies of the government? My life is going to rule!

MutantPony 10 years ago

*gets millions of dollars* *retires early*

Carlos Martinez 13 years ago

It's a win win situation

Theweewoowombat 9 years ago

Kill people with very high bounty’s such as terrorist leaders

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ape44 10 years ago

i am the butt knocker king

qwertylion 11 years ago

I wouldn't mind being a hit man for a government agency because I can't get arrested and when I don't want to be a hit man anymore I could choose not to be because it said I could have what I want. So win win!

HerobrineYT 11 years ago

Where is the bad part you can one EVERYTHING!

serrato12 11 years ago

one everything??? u mean own??

katman13 11 years ago

SO BASICALLY, AGENT 47 2.0

onewithadarksoul 11 years ago

+ 50 present batman

Tahi Dixon 13 years ago

PRESS ALL THE BUTTON

Matt Stiller 13 years ago

Win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win.

Silence Paxton 13 years ago

whats the downside??

Noraine Novelli 13 years ago

Where is the downside? LOL.

sinistercode 2 years ago

I want to quit

Mimochii 10 years ago

illuminati confirmed

Astral Umbra 12 years ago

Everything? okay, deal i'm already going to be awesome, now I get to be even more awesome

Lemonslam 9 years ago

Yes

the e-LEMON-ator 11 years ago

Downside???

Henry McCliff 10 years ago

As long as i will not work for MY government, or that american fascist called Trump...

Antoinyejr 10 years ago

Kill that part of the government

damien 11 years ago

Wate waaaaaa

GunnerKimberlin 9 years ago

Didn't say how long you had too be a Hitman.

Reign 11 years ago

time machine go to the future get better gear and go further to the future where our neural technology is so advanced it can place combat bio data to your brain and turn you into etzio level assassin so yea easy decision

Merthinator 10 years ago

Downside?

Mellobean 11 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE

Dreamwastakenwastaken 6 years ago

*remembers the hitman suitcase headshot round the corner meme* heh, I"d like that

rustyyummy 11 years ago

dude I played hitman blood money i fukin got this

Kody DiMauro 13 years ago

Doesn't say I have to do my job.

Riiotan 10 years ago

Well i whould want super powers with them i chould destroy the secret government agency

thomasouttosea 11 years ago

I'm a little indecisive about this one, simply for the fact that the government is screwed.

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago

"Agent 69,420 pease step out of your all gold time machine"

BobsMcGee 11 years ago

What...

Dartanman 9 years ago

"I want to not work for the government." Given to me for free.

ShadowWolf 11 years ago

I have always wanted to have a minigun and kill someone with it.This is a fair trade

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

My initial thought is how many hours a week is this? Weekends / vacations. Hollydays?? How many enemies does this agency have? Am i constantly messured per hit? Or can i chase some sort of nemesis/rival around?? Depending on theese it COULD be worth it ... Could.