You have the most sexiest body in the whole entire world
but
You cannot get laid at all
I will not


ShadowLowerlast month
I don't care...!

BACUNLOVER444XDlast year
I'm already super sexi šŸ˜Ž

WholesomeChungus711 months ago
i hope you've grown and changed as a person

Wallofcookies4 years ago
Asexual laughter

meatloave3 months ago
You're not 'asexual' , you're obese , unattractive with few or no friends. You get picked on at school and you're something of a coward to boot. Throw away your weakling , loser persona and start developing yourself. You get winded when you walk too much? ...[Show full comment]
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Levels-of-irony4 years ago
Why must you hurt me in this way?

Hyltran4 years ago
Maybe you can’t get laid because however you are going to get down with, will com before you have touched you.

fosteryou3 years ago
rape

Kalamari_Soup3 years ago
*Laughs in asexual*

CirrhosisEnjoyer10 months ago
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Vento58854 years ago
Why

crabinmy4 years ago
why not

Amongus_ur_mom2 years ago
whats the point

qcjs8 months ago
I just want to sleep comfortably

Progamer73 years ago
Looks don't matter.

Hyltran4 years ago
However pressed this is the biggest teases in the world.

Invaid4 years ago
what is laid?

FoxtrotLegend263 years ago
ā€œGetting laidā€ means having sex

gadlygamer3 years ago
silence legal im not checking out your vibe type website its bad

sans1145149 months ago
Of no use

INDIAHUMENlast year
I'm a boy But no girl is pressing the button

SkylerRanker3 months ago
I pressed and im a girl
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GuyWhoMakesBadDecisions11 months ago
What is the point of being sexy if you can't get laid?
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