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16227 (19%) people have pressed this button, while 70142 (81%) did not.
You gain the ability to read 100 pages a minute
but
The only books you are allowed to read for the rest of your life are 50 Shades of Grey and the 10,000 knockoffs
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Nosaj9 years ago
If you like a book, you want to finish it slowly so you have it longer. This would only be useful for crappy school books, but the downside destroys that use.

BuilderJayMC7 years ago
Same, I love taking my time to read my books. Sometimes I read them out loud to make it longer.

I like men9 years ago
Error404:upsidemissing

dinojl9 years ago
I know! *presses f5*

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago
No way. Screw it. I will stick to my weird 40 pages a minute I wanna read Harry Potter

Tangle108 years ago
How do you read 40 fucling pages a minute?
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VainestKnight8 years ago
Life without Manga is cruel

cmsunj26 days ago
不能看动漫吗
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Mr Medical9 years ago
I can read 2 pages a minute. Why would I need to read more?

ThePaulDude8 years ago
FUCK NO! I WANT TO READ ACTUAL BOOKS DAM IT!

annaburden 9 years ago
Fifty shades of gray is like reading the script to a porno

Charlie Banks12 years ago
what's the point?

probium4 years ago
And why?
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Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
totally not worth it. fuck that shit

J3susl1v3s3 years ago
Lol I like you Meggles Sploofimax
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Call_the_police_mommy5 years ago
Nobody said anything about E-books

Nicola Savio12 years ago
"no, teacher, you have to believe me, I couldn't study because that book was not 20 shades of grey!"

TheIronKing9 years ago
HAVE SOME DAMN PRIDE YOU PERVS

Randomfrag9 years ago
Ibooks......enough said

Cipher23279 years ago
Nah...

That Annoying Prick10 years ago
It Does't Say Anything About Comics so Yeah

KenJen64207 years ago
I prefer watching my p o r n than reading it

TheLastDodo6410 years ago
Don't read a book then :)

xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago
I'd fail at school

Rawih9 years ago
That skill will get boring really soon.

samwashere3 years ago
i already have this ability

plottwist5610 years ago
i dont read anyway im set

walgen192010 years ago
Waste of a cool skill.

Karthadon7 years ago
I already read pretty fast. Also i don't need to read 50 shades of grey that fast.

Axtion Bastrd12 years ago
fuck that.

Person Of Interest9 years ago
fanfictions tho they aren't technically books

Space-unicorn7 years ago
Fuck no what about Harry Potter

melonlord10 years ago
i would become a gamer than do that stuff

mr.whatface9 years ago
Nope.

Allora2270110 years ago
ALREADY HAVE IT!! HAHAHA!

Areonomatron8 years ago
I can already read 3 pages a minute at least so really that"s much too fast...

KoragTheOrog4 years ago
10,000 Shades of Trash

assbutt11 years ago
No just...no

FUcksMcgee9 years ago
Man the people who said yes must really like bad porn.

Snowfrost9189 years ago
Where is the upside?

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
I would just read others anyway

the_abyss10 years ago
simple sneek books that you want to read its that simple

JoshuaEaves7 years ago
Porn in a book hell yes

jaydwen10 years ago
USELESS!

FandomTrash4Life8 years ago
I don't read that fast (of course haha) but I can already read really fast anyway. Also, I love reading and I wouldn't be able to stand only reading those.

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago
No fun in it.

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dankmemes1018 years ago
Was that comment an example of the stupid comments, or...
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raindropsinthesnow11 months ago
zero upside

Iwuvbacon10 years ago
No NO I want to read warrior cats!

Awesomeest1239 years ago
No point at all

Darahkai7 years ago
You don't have to read it if you don't feel like it

Joshua Philibert12 years ago
Guys, reading on the internet too.

Imtrustworthylelelelelellelel9 years ago
Hey guess what? You'd get done with them very quickly, however it said you're only aloud to read those books but put on the cover of those to another book and you basically can read anything you want so yes I will press the button.

IMABIGGIRLNOWW7 years ago
I DONT CARE HOW FAST I READ I CAN TELL MY TEACHER IM READING THEN DO IT REALLY SLOWLY AND I WILL MISS ALL OF STUPID ENGLISH

xXTROLLERXx9 years ago
i dont read at all.

Blank7210 years ago
so you cant read books for school and fail the class gr8
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