If you like a book, you want to finish it slowly so you have it longer. This would only be useful for crappy school books, but the downside destroys that use.
BuilderJayMC9 years ago
Same, I love taking my time to read my books. Sometimes I read them out loud to make it longer.
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I like men10 years ago
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dinojl10 years ago
I know! *presses f5*
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Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson10 years ago
No way. Screw it. I will stick to my weird 40 pages a minute I wanna read Harry Potter
So I would be completely illiterate, but have the 50 shades knockoffs memorized? HACK NAW
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1coltan5 years ago
lool
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Prussia11 years ago
no thank you
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DonutMan2611 years ago
don't read anyways
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Dontaskmyname8 years ago
Is mayonaisse a book?
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Krysrick Benzedrine13 years ago
No
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Mike90909 years ago
Lmao if I can only read that book 100 pages a minute what is the upside? I'll never read a book that sounds like a childrens book to teach you about colors, and this part is for gray. I"d rather use it for when I need to make a presentation about a book...[Show full comment]
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jessymr11 years ago
My favourite is fifty shades of nay the story of a man and horse
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yep11 years ago
i can read things that arent books though... so like webcomics, subtitles, etc...
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lavaleader11 years ago
I dont read books anyways :3
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Tranny_faggot9 years ago
You would never be forced to read a book again 👌
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Call_the_police_mommy6 years ago
Nobody said anything about E-books
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Nicola Savio13 years ago
"no, teacher, you have to believe me, I couldn't study because that book was not 20 shades of grey!"
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TheIronKing10 years ago
HAVE SOME DAMN PRIDE YOU PERVS
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Randomfrag11 years ago
Ibooks......enough said
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Cipher232710 years ago
Nah...
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That Annoying Prick11 years ago
It Does't Say Anything About Comics so Yeah
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KenJen64209 years ago
I prefer watching my p o r n than reading it
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TheLastDodo6411 years ago
Don't read a book then :)
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xX_G0D_Xx11 years ago
I'd fail at school
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Rawih11 years ago
That skill will get boring really soon.
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samwashere4 years ago
i already have this ability
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plottwist5611 years ago
i dont read anyway im set
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walgen192011 years ago
Waste of a cool skill.
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Karthadon8 years ago
I already read pretty fast. Also i don't need to read 50 shades of grey that fast.
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Axtion Bastrd13 years ago
fuck that.
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Person Of Interest10 years ago
fanfictions tho
they aren't technically books
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Space-unicorn9 years ago
Fuck no what about Harry Potter
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melonlord11 years ago
i would become a gamer than do that stuff
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mr.whatface11 years ago
Nope.
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Allora2270111 years ago
ALREADY HAVE IT!! HAHAHA!
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Areonomatron9 years ago
I can already read 3 pages a minute at least so really that"s much too fast...
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