If you like a book, you want to finish it slowly so you have it longer. This would only be useful for crappy school books, but the downside destroys that use.
BuilderJayMC7 years ago
Same, I love taking my time to read my books. Sometimes I read them out loud to make it longer.
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I like men9 years ago
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dinojl9 years ago
I know! *presses f5*
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Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago
No way. Screw it. I will stick to my weird 40 pages a minute I wanna read Harry Potter
when you read it it will be done in the first 5 mins
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TheAwesomeAsshole9 years ago
Who tf would want to read 50 shades in 3 minutes
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Epicgamer202229 years ago
I hate reading
dankmemes1018 years ago
-_-
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Athena.09 years ago
Why would I do that??
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Rikki43287 years ago
boi.
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Agent E1310 years ago
Dear God not this book
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RajIsAwesome8 years ago
I'm not gonna read then.
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ArchedParsley79 years ago
No, just, no.
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
I want to enjoy my books
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agent KB9 years ago
So I would be completely illiterate, but have the 50 shades knockoffs memorized? HACK NAW
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1coltan3 years ago
lool
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Prussia10 years ago
no thank you
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DonutMan269 years ago
don't read anyways
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Dontaskmyname7 years ago
Is mayonaisse a book?
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Krysrick Benzedrine12 years ago
No
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Mike90907 years ago
Lmao if I can only read that book 100 pages a minute what is the upside? I'll never read a book that sounds like a childrens book to teach you about colors, and this part is for gray. I"d rather use it for when I need to make a presentation about a book...[Show full comment]
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SeabassJames9 years ago
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jessymr9 years ago
My favourite is fifty shades of nay the story of a man and horse
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yep9 years ago
i can read things that arent books though... so like webcomics, subtitles, etc...
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lavaleader10 years ago
I dont read books anyways :3
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Tranny_faggot8 years ago
You would never be forced to read a book again 👌
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Call_the_police_mommy5 years ago
Nobody said anything about E-books
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Nicola Savio12 years ago
"no, teacher, you have to believe me, I couldn't study because that book was not 20 shades of grey!"
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TheIronKing8 years ago
HAVE SOME DAMN PRIDE YOU PERVS
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Randomfrag9 years ago
Ibooks......enough said
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Cipher23279 years ago
Nah...
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That Annoying Prick9 years ago
It Does't Say Anything About Comics so Yeah
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KenJen64207 years ago
I prefer watching my p o r n than reading it
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TheLastDodo6410 years ago
Don't read a book then :)
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xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago
I'd fail at school
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Rawih9 years ago
That skill will get boring really soon.
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samwashere3 years ago
i already have this ability
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plottwist5610 years ago
i dont read anyway im set
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walgen19209 years ago
Waste of a cool skill.
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Karthadon7 years ago
I already read pretty fast. Also i don't need to read 50 shades of grey that fast.
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