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You gain the ability to read 100 pages a minute
but
The only books you are allowed to read for the rest of your life are 50 Shades of Grey and the 10,000 knockoffs
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Nosaj 10 years ago
If you like a book, you want to finish it slowly so you have it longer. This would only be useful for crappy school books, but the downside destroys that use.

BuilderJayMC 9 years ago
Same, I love taking my time to read my books. Sometimes I read them out loud to make it longer.

I like men 10 years ago
Error404:upsidemissing

dinojl 10 years ago
I know! *presses f5*

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson 10 years ago
No way. Screw it. I will stick to my weird 40 pages a minute I wanna read Harry Potter

Tangle10 10 years ago
How do you read 40 fucling pages a minute?
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VainestKnight 9 years ago
Life without Manga is cruel

cmsunj last year
不能看动漫吗
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Mr Medical 10 years ago
I can read 2 pages a minute. Why would I need to read more?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
FUCK NO! I WANT TO READ ACTUAL BOOKS DAM IT!

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
what's the point?

probium 5 years ago
And why?
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annaburden 10 years ago
Fifty shades of gray is like reading the script to a porno

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
totally not worth it. fuck that shit

J3susl1v3s 4 years ago
Lol I like you Meggles Sploofimax
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Athena.0 11 years ago
Why would I do that??

Rikki4328 9 years ago
boi.

Epicgamer20222 10 years ago
I hate reading

dankmemes101 9 years ago
-_-

Agent E13 11 years ago
Dear God not this book

RajIsAwesome 9 years ago
I'm not gonna read then.

ArchedParsley7 11 years ago
No, just, no.

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
I want to enjoy my books

agent KB 11 years ago
So I would be completely illiterate, but have the 50 shades knockoffs memorized? HACK NAW

1coltan 5 years ago
lool

Prussia 11 years ago
no thank you

DonutMan26 11 years ago
don't read anyways

Dontaskmyname 8 years ago
Is mayonaisse a book?

Krysrick Benzedrine 13 years ago
No

Mike9090 9 years ago
Lmao if I can only read that book 100 pages a minute what is the upside? I'll never read a book that sounds like a childrens book to teach you about colors, and this part is for gray. I"d rather use it for when I need to make a presentation about a book... [Show full comment]

MouseGirl 5 years ago
50 shades of orange 50 shades of purple
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bad brad 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

SeabassJames 10 years ago
This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ... [Show full comment]

jessymr 11 years ago
My favourite is fifty shades of nay the story of a man and horse

yep 11 years ago
i can read things that arent books though... so like webcomics, subtitles, etc...

lavaleader 11 years ago
I dont read books anyways :3

Tranny_faggot 9 years ago
You would never be forced to read a book again 👌

Call_the_police_mommy 6 years ago
Nobody said anything about E-books

Nicola Savio 13 years ago
"no, teacher, you have to believe me, I couldn't study because that book was not 20 shades of grey!"

TheIronKing 10 years ago
HAVE SOME DAMN PRIDE YOU PERVS

Randomfrag 11 years ago
Ibooks......enough said

Cipher2327 10 years ago
Nah...

That Annoying Prick 11 years ago
It Does't Say Anything About Comics so Yeah

KenJen6420 9 years ago
I prefer watching my p o r n than reading it

TheLastDodo64 11 years ago
Don't read a book then :)

xX_G0D_Xx 11 years ago
I'd fail at school

Rawih 11 years ago
That skill will get boring really soon.

samwashere 4 years ago
i already have this ability

plottwist56 11 years ago
i dont read anyway im set

walgen1920 11 years ago
Waste of a cool skill.

Karthadon 8 years ago
I already read pretty fast. Also i don't need to read 50 shades of grey that fast.

Axtion Bastrd 13 years ago
fuck that.

Person Of Interest 10 years ago
fanfictions tho they aren't technically books

Space-unicorn 9 years ago
Fuck no what about Harry Potter

melonlord 11 years ago
i would become a gamer than do that stuff

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Nope.

Allora22701 11 years ago
ALREADY HAVE IT!! HAHAHA!

Areonomatron 9 years ago
I can already read 3 pages a minute at least so really that"s much too fast...

KoragTheOrog 5 years ago
10,000 Shades of Trash
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