Will You Press The Button?

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago

Aids is one of humanity"s problems.

Chipper Fleming 13 years ago

what if I fixed aids

I8gum 3 years ago

What if I fixed your mom

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TinyBubblebuttTim 11 years ago

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD! SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD! BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME!!! REMEMBER ME, CONTRACTING AIDS! *YeEeEeEah!*

RedLordBoss 11 years ago

At least I would die knowing that I saved a lot of people AD VICTORIM

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

This is a no brained press the damn button. If you fix all humanity's ills, you've cured AIDS.

Yolo6645 10 years ago

You'd die as a hero

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Zac Houston 13 years ago

Bye bye Religion... oh, and bye bye AIDS... woot, cured myself wassup! /swagger

Adam_bomb34 8 years ago

I agree with you religion makes humanity rely upon things other than themselves, it is a problem.

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Dorian Juge 13 years ago

F my problems, if I help everyone, then so be it.

BobFaceASDF 9 years ago

...overpopulation?

best will you press the button player 11 years ago

shame

Brittany Yingling 13 years ago

I'd cure aids so bingo.

DarkPit1006 11 years ago

If I die by something besides age, I don't want to die slow

pixelmanTyler 6 years ago

what is a martyr

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider69 2 years ago

martyr is someone who feels pain 👍

Jess Burks 13 years ago

For the good of humanity!

Boonaw 10 years ago

Not a problem for I

Pepe193 8 years ago

What if i shoot myself in the head?

LBiscuit 11 years ago

HISTORY, REMEMBER ME!!!!

Gnarlicious 11 years ago

To prevent more problems the hero would have to kill them all because humanity is a problem itself. People kill each other to control a fragment of a dot in all universe. And to stop this from happening the hero would have to kill every man standing left o... [Show full comment]

Ivan2006 12 years ago

A "slow, painful death" doesn't sound like something that would happen to a person from a first-world country when they contract AIDS.

Migdin1 9 years ago

One of humanity"s problems is me dying! Plz

buttongasm 3 months ago

my parents don't deserve happiness.

Ran Ren 13 years ago

Screw humanity, They're not worth saving.

realpackiewolf 11 years ago

Guys. Always remember what I am just about to say, ok? Life = Life

littlelaphi 11 years ago

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Jack david 11 years ago

Fuck off!

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Thedirptank 7 years ago

So like Freddy mercury, he fixed what was wrong with people in the form of a song, and yet died painfully by being gay( hence the aids )

E.t. Drouin 13 years ago

Everyone one has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!

immortalpoet 11 years ago

Are death and AIDS not problems of humanity's?

19PHILLIPSHELTON 9 years ago

I don't care about my life if humanity never gets sick again

PotatoLord420 10 years ago

Getting Aid Is Tied With Being Justin Bieber's Senpai On My #1 Spot In My "NEVER WHANT TO!!!" List...

NewMayorLuigi 9 years ago

Aids is one of man"s problems. Cure my aids, I'm fine

BetterTitles 11 years ago

Ahem? Most people with aids dont even get affected by it anymore. Why? SCIENCE BITCH! THE SCIENCE OF ADVANCED MEDICINE AND HEALTHCARE!!!!!

tits_as_pb! 11 years ago

You will still die a slow, painful death

Kyle Alten 13 years ago

I would hope everyone would chose to

steeplemomma 11 years ago

fuck aids

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago

this button works at the author"s interpretation, not yours

nuxxy 6 years ago

no its mine

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago

When?

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago

I press the button on my deathbed.

tails999 11 years ago

Heck yes! I want to be known as an American/Worldly hero

flameofdarkness 8 years ago

What if I give myself a fast painless death

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

What about no.

Urmybitch 9 years ago

Bye bye atheist

Ventiro 12 years ago

if you fix all problems you cured aids... sometimes these buttons are moronix

Pootis man420 11 years ago

At least it is not like some other ones where you are in pain for all of eternity. At least you can kill yourself or die of old age

SySWoW64 3 months ago

我去不早说能实现世界人民大团结我无疑是可以死亡的

Gxjdjejd 7 years ago

So... i fixed aids?

Creeperface130 11 years ago

Seriously, non button-pressers?

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

ayannfaraz 9 years ago

lol

Axlar Overkill 13 years ago

They looked to me once. Now they turn to you. Do you understand now? Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this? They don't want a hero. They just want a martyr, a statue to raise.

Flanker 9 years ago

What is martyr

M. C Fatty 11 years ago

Where is the downside

Nintendork Meets Otaku 11 years ago

No thx

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